/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
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>Old Thread

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gg noob team

why shouldn't i play on native resolution?

who suprememe.me here

because 4:3 800x600 masterrace

Why do people wonder about this stuff? Does changing your visual settings make any tangible difference?

idk, people talk about stuff like pixel density and low mouse dpi not tracking well at higher resolutions, but i'm too dumb to make an educated decision

no actual reason

I'm running out of food but I don't want to go outside, what should I do?

Kill yourself for blogging.

Any bets today?

food delivery service?????????????

Palestine, Ence, Penta, SK, VP, Milenium, VP, ATN, k1ck, EnVyUs, SpaceS, Spirit, Gambit Galactics, EnVyUs, EnvyUs, Vault, Porspects, Vault, WinOut
but I'm running out of money too

call for a pizza and mug the deliveryman

I'll try, I hope it works

My latest game at Global...

How can cheaters be so terrible?

What is the cheapest good looking knife? Fed up being the only one using the default knife but poor as fuck

vanilla or gut knife doppler

don't touch those shitty camo patterns with a barge pole senpai

S H 0 X

what's your cs rank? smfc and up will use a knife, if you are below use a shotty

Brazil LEM

hmm the deliveryman is probably packing, best of luck, favelaman

I'm not Brazilian, I just play on their servers, but you can use villaman

>lose rank due to inactivity
>go play one mm solo because why not it's just mm
>end up in a lose streak because of some horrible lag and I find out that the servers have been like that for a long time
>get ranked supreme and my autism cant handle the rank sign in menu

thanks 9gag army????

*farts*

*sniffs*

it smell

*sniffs*

>tfw I will never get out of Silver hell

I've been a SE for months and every time I get close to ranking up the game gives me a big FUCK YOU and starts giving me nothing but griefers and throwers.

>I've been a SE for months
Then you clearly belong there, Silvers are so shitty that you can easily 3/4v5 if you're better.

>Silvers are so shitty that you can easily 3/4v5 if you're better.
But I still need to plant the bomb sometimes and it's impossible to do that when some 13 year old takes it and throws it in a spot where it's impossible to get the bomb all while he's giggling like a little girl because he thinks he's being funny.

Forgot to add that the matches where I don't have any griefers or throwers on my team consist of nothing but the enemy getting the shit stomped out of them. Like my wins are shit like 16-1, 16-4, 16-5, 16-2, etc so clearly someone whose wins are almost always by that large of a margin deserves to never rank up even more so when that person on the winning team is almost always topfrag or like 2 points behind topfrag.

>everyone keeps saying they're a LEM smurf in my MG games

hey anons

does anyone got saved
kittyplays bikini pics

that was me lol
that was me too

I hope you gayfags are happy. We are page 10 because you drove all the cool people away.

This general turned to shit in the last ~6 months.

how big is your dick?

Kill yourself, underage ban evading faggot.

...

>add shitty bandaid fixes to combat the awful hacker and smurf situation
>game dies instantly

nice going

...

lose weight

I already told you I already did

>Get game with AFKer
>Kick em
>Next game another
>Kick
>Reapet for 2 more games
>2 more games ruined
>Your account is on cooldown
For what purpose? It was 4 people agreeing to kick people who AFK why should I be punished? I mean ya only 30mins but still quite dumb.

It is dumb and shows how the devs underestimate how horrible playing with randoms is.

dont play with randoms
add some people you find in mm that you enjoy to play with and meet up every now and then, youll get out of silver like nothing

better add some new stikerz and soundz hurr durr
yea sometimes i really dont get what the devs are thinking

gay

>its another complaining about me not using a mic episode from a bottomfragger

lmao these entitled KIDS want these CALLS handed to them

i cant

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED ? HAVE YOU SEEN THE ABSOLUTE SHITSTORM OF SMURFS AND CHEATERS IN THERE? especially in silver 1

ELeague soon.

Go Virtus Trow!

>that new hat

wtf i hate taz now

holy fuck pre-historic counter strike is fucking ugly, somehow people still believe that was better than csgo

lmao thoorin with the bants!! haha!

>coL vs VP

this is gonna be a fucking slaughter

Fuck off Reddit.

>complexity

>coL

You mean CP.

>british cs

>NA team
>2 Bongs

When are they disbanding?

Complexity is going to get 16-0d.

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>spend 5 days trying to trade some skins for keys
>only person that has taken me up on my offers has been Vladimov Ivanovsky trying to scam me

>losing a 2vs4

>4v2
>still losing

reminder jason lake is a pedo

youtube.com/watch?v=liZhSdV71mU

Why was Complexity invited for ELEAGUE season 1 when they didn't make the qualifier?

Needed somebody that VP could beat

you mean stomp?

USED TO BE EUROPEAN

splyce couldnt make it

I don't understand closed qualifiers. Teams that were invited to the closed qualifiers and lost were invited to the final event anyway.

Huh Virtus Throw!?

>Moses getting a head makeup
Lol.

What is this YUNG STEW meme

Hello, I learned stair smoke and it didn't win me the game. How do I win???

Buy skines.
Watch more anime.

would you fuck teen moses?

dephh nose lmao

have sex

dont make it obvious that youre a weeb

Maybe.

>five seven
>machine pistol

succ me

youtube.com/watch?v=y8AIhorFT0M

Thorin sounds so different

VIRTUS THROW

NEO!

Another game ruined by OP AWP.

Another game ruined by OP Autos.

BuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBu

why is glock so bad

why is deagle so bad

why is usp-s so bad

why is meme so bad

this thread is horrifying

and i thought ours were bad

why is anime so bad

why is sucking dicks so bad

they talk about my shitposts

they call me the shitpost machine

>have weapon
>drop it to pick up same weapon with a better skin