/owg/ - Overwatch General

how long until the good waifu artists migrate from league

+25 shields
10% movespeed gain per every orb out

>Good waifu artists.
>Post that.

?????

my new chair just broke while playing overwatch, i think it's time to lose some fucking weight ;_;

What am I doing wrong? My K/D looks ok, I move my turret, I throw armor, I use my rivet gun and get some hits...maybe I need better ult timing? Better placement? I want to play him more but he has my worst WR by far

PC

What do you have to say about this, /owg/?

fuck off league shitter

how to make Spamzo less of a boring luck based piece of shit spam one hit head shot bullshit no fun character

>arrows now get no bonus damage from headshots
>arrows travel all the way through to their destination going through multiple enemies and damaging each one they hit
>arrows now do small healing to any ally they travel through as well

now when hes on your team hes actually useful and when hes on the enemy team hes not a ridiculous random oneshot out of no where bullshitter

>Winston 5'7
>Junkrat fucking 6'6

That does not come across ingame at all

tfw you walk into a choke and there's zenyatta turrets everywhere and die

and then you respawn and you walk into the same choke

I CANT SEE SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RESOLUTION

I'm so glad they removed the Avoid function, I love having to put up with pure autism all the time.

Daily reminder to be a good boy and lick your healer's boots clean.

>when his height starts with 5.png

It's a thing but that image is really small. What else is there to say?

This is my fetish

I just want Green Marine to draw more butt stuff like he did for HotS

I'm tired of these fucking retard team ranked fucking WHEN

junkrat is 6'6"?

>4'7
manlets when will they learn

Zarya tho

>Dumb team that doesn't even go near payload
>Everyone just slightly advance, get kill, back off, rinse and repeat
>Wonder why they lost
Shitters in this game are so predictable that I ain't even mad at this point.

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> I'm going to be one of the BEST _____ mains!

These people bring down the team

I would bring back where you could heal/discord without los but make discord 25% and lower the hps of harmony orb by a bit. I would have to test it out though.

Why is Soldier the only hero allowed to have no counters whatsoever? Is it because he's the epin CoD hero?

>hitscan weapon
>top tier at every range
>full auto
>burst and aoe damage
>very strong mobility
>80% of mercy's healing in an AoE

He's basically the same as McCree prenerf, no point picking anybody else because other Offense heroes actually have niches and strengths and weaknesses unlike the epic soldier who is good at every single thing an offense class can be good at.

Hes always hunched over so you cant tell

> how to make a character less spamy
> remove headshot bonus
10/10

>He thinks ranked will filter out retards
If you don't have a premade glhf

The worst part is every single one of my games has at least one person like this in it, sometimes two. It's astounding but they all completely suck at the one character they play, I don't even understand how that's possible.

Genji mainers seem to be the most common with my record being 3 of them in the same game.

He is quite tall, just have a terrible pose because his Tesco Value leg replacement and the RIP tire on his back.

i want her to sit on my face tbqh phampai

winston

he spams to try and get a random head shot. now he can spam intentionally a specific line of sight targeting as many enemies and allies as possible to maximize impact.

She's not perfect. She has scoliosis. Spines aren't meant to do this.

After seeing this I was thingking: is there such an absolute fucking madman who has equal/almost equal play time with every hero?

I got it off the Twitters

I would prefer to lick this.

To the two guys who were arguing in the last thread about if S76 is 100% accurate up to three or four round burst, it's three round burst.
That is absolutely retarded.

And how is that bad?

you did so well following the curve of the spine through the shoulders then suddenly you made her spine outline her left ass cheek. try again bub

the reticle changes on the fourth shot meaning that the 5th will be less accurate...

Mercy has the same posture in game.

>games were more enjoyable when kids were in school

Is your spine in your side?

>Spines aren't meant to do this
It means she's flexible, dumdum.

Bloom kicks in after the 4th shot, meaning 5th shot will receive inaccuracy.

Please learn.

because he's like the tf2 soldier

He's very versatile but he's not the best at anything but he can do every job decently.

He can put out good burst damage like pharrah, or junkrat, but not as well as them

He can do good close range damage, but not as easily or in as high of volume as tracer or mccree.

He can put down good mid range damage, but not as well as hanzo or junkrat or zenyatta, and equally with mccree

he can do okay long range damage, but not as well as widowmaker.

He can do okay healing, but not as well as lucio or mercy.

He's mobile, but not as mobile as tracer genji winston and d.va

jack of all trades, master of none

I bet it tastes like honey

>Join game
>retards
>leave
Uhm, Overbabs?

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I'd prefer this.

sleep tight trasher

Have you never played an FPS in your lives?

fresh off the presses, boys.

That is easily the worst picture Ryo has ever drawn

did you play tf2 at all

soldier and medic where the core of ANY composition and the two most important characters by a longass shot

not really a good comparison to make if you want to talk about a balanced character

Now all you need to do is jump in there with her, and we've got all the heroes where they belong.

I recognise that bulge !

>Try 76 for the first time since my team has shit damage output
>50 eliminations

have you?

is this easy mode

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Wait a minute that bulge...

No.

Continuation of this Quick /owg/
Give me the hero you think has:
1. The lowest skill floor
2. The lowest skill ceiling
3. The highest skill floor
4. The highest skill ceiling

umm
what just happened

Don't make me drool!

Put :orig at the end of the image url, you dummy.

>temple of anoobus
>have to solo rush the first point as mei because the team is standing outside like a bunch of retards, firing at the enemy
>rushing the second point
>they just fucking stop outside the gate to shoot at shit AGAIN
>defeat

He won overwatch

Because it worked so well last time

>1. The lowest skill floor
Trash Mouse
>2. The lowest skill ceiling
Streat Piggy
>3. The highest skill floor
Zarya
>4. The highest skill ceiling
Zarya

>arrows now get no bonus damage from headshots
Yes let's make him rely even more on spam and less on aim
>arrows travel all the way through to their destination going through multiple enemies and damaging each one they hit
>arrows now do small healing to any ally they travel through as well
Did you pull these out of a hat or something? What the hell user.

same tbqh

legendary cards are a meme

>solo queue
>be in a premade match
>win

This game can be fun.

I get distracted easily

>5'3

Probably shot a bunch of Mei walls and Reinhardt shields.

Not that shooting Reinhardt shields is a bad idea, of course.

How do I play zarya properly? Am I supposed to stand in front and tank everything like rein or play more passively? I can't really figure out what to do with her; she dies too quickly unlike road hog or rein

If the team is that dumb, you might as well lose at A.

______(You)______

It's called lordosis, you dimwit. Not scoliosis.

>D.va is taller than Tracer

For some reason this feels incredibly wrong.

>even with those thick ass boots, mei is still only 5'3"
lul

He's a man on a mission.
Stay out of his way.

>Highest skill ceiling
>Zarya

No user, absolutely not.

>when your entire team just clicks

Finally, someone that understand how Zarya works.