/utg/ - Undertale General

this is a nice edition.

i mean, if you want, i'm not gonna stop you.

You just got new Alphys vore yesterday, user.

>just the other momfags
Why are momfags so culty and why do they hate all the other characterfags so much?

/utg/ What are your reasons for living?

nth for robeless Toriel

Not dying.

Good food
Good friends
Good times

To observe everything.

Reminder that charrator is almost canon.
determinators.tumblr.com/post/143284030397/greetings-uh-so-ive-been-working-on-this

reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=PK-tVTsSKpw

It is my duty.

I can't be arsed to kill myself.
I want to, but my motivations just aren't good enough.

Don't worry, I'll get there.

I wonder who would be who in an SBR and Undertale crossover.

Frisk as Johnny and Asriel as Gyro are a given, but who would be the supporting cast?

This for me as well. I want to see how everything turns out. I wish time wasn't such an issue.

death by glamour's drop
that is literally the only reason why im alive
oh and probably food, that too

...

this

:O

I don't want to eat the ghost.

I want to be eaten by the ghost. Any ghost.
Mettaton only as long as he's still in his ghost form though.

We don't hate the other characterfags, it's just that there was a brother talking about how he thinks he should kill himself last thread

As for the cult business, well it's just fun

I like the idea of Charrator.
It really adds more character to Chara.

Good morning /utg/, I love you!

>more
To be fair, Chara was already on Gaster's level of non-character. It's not hard to add more.

You can prohibit the booby, but you can't prohibit me from death.

Not even Toriel could be that cruel.

>why are momfags so culty

Because all goats are for WORSHIP.

sans

The little goat is lovely and made for protecting.

I don't worship my goat, I just want him to be happy

Ghosts are for smooches only.

DO NOT
How is she supposed to hug you if you're dead?
How is she supposed to keep you warm and happy in the winter?
How is she supposed to teach you how to cook?
How is she supposed to tell you everything will be alright?

and how are you supposed to do the same for her when she needs you most?

But aren't goats usually used for sacrifices? Or is WORSHIP some sort of ass-backwards satanism where you sacrifice yourselves for goats?

I wish I was little and lovely and made for protecting

Sans and Frisk giving Papyrus a lovely surprise!

Didn't the /utg/ steam group organize a ritual suicide for the edgegoat?

No, Asriel is for hugs and being friends with.

Yeah, I know. That doesn't mean I don't want more.

That is legitimate.

Self-sacrifice is also legitimate.

what is going on in this picture exactly?

I wish I was for hugs and being friends with

You are lovely.

Who invited you Asvore?

Frisk and Sans cooking a sick Papyrus spaghetti?
I don't see what else it could look like.

he sure is.

isnt that the AU where everyone wants to fuck Frisk or something?

I read an article recently where some girls tried to kill a friend as a sacrifice for Slenderman.
Can you imagine seeing fucking Undertale in your daily news because some guys in your city sacrificed a person to this fictional gote monster?

>/utg/ steam group
That sounds terrible.

Oh, hi, Asvore.

Those two girls are complete nutcases.
/x/ loves them

No.

An AU like that even exists?

there seems to be some dark undertones and im not sure i like it

I'm always invited where there's dinner's to be had.

'sup user

iirc it's some weird AU where all the monsters have to take drugs to stop themselves from raping frisk

>mfw we get the hack arrested

flowey!

Why does Sans have razor-sharp teeth? Why is Papyrus dying?

Oh my god. Why do they even like Slenderman enough to kill for? Did they think he was real? What did they think sacrifice would do?

He wouldn't get arrested over something like that.
He would get some weird publicity for it though.

It isn't. What makes you think that?

wow, AUs will never not be garbage

>Didn't the /utg/ steam group organize a ritual suicide for the edgegoat?
Why are gotefags so fucking terrible?

The same reason people here want to kill themselves in loving WORSHIP

They're teenagers, and thus retarded

I remember it being posted here before
maybe that was something else

They thought he was real and lived in this mansion in the woods. Sacrificing the friend would give them access to it, I think.

Really?

You're not going to suggest something like "the spaghetti was drugged" or "Sans got lazy and used expired ingredients", are you?

What made them think that and why would he live in a mansion? That's just silly. Were they high and suggestible? Did someone get them to do it?

>going through the writebin
>find a Mettaton/Alphys fapfic
>read through it
>At one point Mettaton reveals he has 2 robococks
I'm not sure how to feel about that.

the only thing im suggesting here is that you get these trash AUs outta my face

Not that fella, but as terrible as that is, it's kinda funny. In a pathetic way.
Like, really, what convinces you to do that kinda stuff? Or who, might be a better question, I wanna meet that sick fuck.

...

Alphys designed him according to reptilian standards.

FUCK YOU I WAS ABOUT TO POST THAT

unsurprised

step up senpai

It was all just a prank.

Also I think at least one of them was mentaly ill

no u

foxy-sierra.deviantart.com/art/predatorAU-pg-83-595072825
I don't know what's going on. I don't want to know. There's the next page, though. Maybe it'll show some context

Chill

I mean, I'm a botfag and found it kinky but it's still weird.

just looked it up and it's from that AU where everyone wants to eat frisk

Already doing.

Wouldn't a turkey baster filled with cum lube count as a robo-dick?

>Implying The Blookster would look as gay as Mettaton

why is there undertale music in the internal soundfiles for Starbound

the fuck

Shy gay is cutest gay

This is absolutely disgusting.
Royal privilege and all.

>they turn into dragons with glowing eyes
i dont get it, sans and papyrus are already so cool
i dont know if thats worse or better

>implying he wouldn't

>thought the poster was a bag of doritoes
Would napstablook be a weeb nerd if he got a body?

>wake up from sleep
>crybleat is kill

Press F to pay respects, goodbye you magnificent Singaporean bastard.

youtube.com/watch?v=t3Xz-s0xT50

I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

>being sad over a pedophile killing himself
Why though?

Nah, Mettaton would probably make sure his body is at least a little fab.