What is failed runs but the absence of God? The sin in one's soul. The sadistic RNG--the retribution.
Ian Bennett
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Stunfest events, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret scoring routes on Dodonpachi, and I have over 300 confirmed 2-Alls. I am trained in dodging techniques and I’m the top grazer in the entire western STG community. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of superplayers across the western world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred modes, and that’s just with my bare Sanwa JLF stick. Not only am I extensively trained in No-Missing, but I have access to the entire Arcade PCBs of the United States Arcadia Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Nathaniel Smith
Wing leader to base, wing leader to base. Commence operation.
Carson Watson
10th for 2hu is better than Cave.
Sebastian Carter
11th for Gus is literally and visibly Jewish and his teachings constitute the Jewish narrative on STG
Luke Gutierrez
12th for doujin shmups a best
Kevin Ramirez
>there are people who unironically play Touhou hoooooooooly shit lmfao
Camden Nguyen
There's literally, objectively and figuratively nothing wrong with playing touhou.
Parker Price
Aside from the fact that they're awful games that no good player takes seriously, of course
Eli Nelson
>psn sale Mamorukun Curse any good? It and Gradius V are like a buck
Jeremiah Murphy
Is goo Wang for the xbox worth it? Or should I just play with shmupmame
Asher Clark
>using cucksoles in AD2016 hoooooooooly shit lmfao
Don't play the Xbox version, it is inaccurate in a major and obvious way.
>goo Wang It's actually pronounced goo-wang-gay. Yeah.
Christian Rodriguez
Cave is degeneracy. Remember to only play pure shmups like Ikaruga and R-Type.
Ian Hernandez
>goo wang >giga wang
COINCIDENCE?
Connor Campbell
>playing on CheatC in 1980+36 hoooooooooly shit lmfao
Jackson Morales
>goo-wang-gay wwwwwww
Gavin Clark
Dang, thanks for the heads up
Isaiah Murphy
>not knowing about vixynyan's futari ultra replay >not knowing how TAS's of inbachi are made >not knowing that consoles are fucking busted hoooooooooly shit lmfao
Lucas Brown
>enter stage 4 with 5 lives and a bomb >"This is it, I can do it!" >get nervous as f*ck >die twice before the midboss >gaaah_what_the_f.webm
I just want to die irl I will never get this 1cc
David King
>not knowing that two people cheating on console makes up for 0.00000000001% of the player base >not knowing that anything done on CheatC or emulator has no value shit lmafo hoooooooooly
Isaac Taylor
>not using PCB in TYoOL MMXVI Poorfags OUT
Christian Edwards
This Tbh
If your poor you can play on console, I guess......
Luis Robinson
>actually believing that there must be no subtle cheaters on console if cheating has been proven to be possible and even accessible to someone as halfwitted as fucking vixynyan >misspelling lmfao lmfao hoooooooooly shit
Austin Brooks
Reminder to never buy from play-gaysia
Blake Sanders
32nd for /shmupg/ being epic today
Justin Gutierrez
>tfw don't have enough space to house PCB's
Camden Barnes
>not knowing that japs have samurai honor and would never cheat unlike attention whoring westies >actually believing anyone besides a mentally ill man pretending to be a girl would mod their console to cheat in a shmup hoooooooooly lmfao shit
Nathaniel Sanders
If only. Touhou has seen its share of very Japanese, very real cheaters.
That, of course, is an invitation to laugh at Touhou in general.
Jackson Jones
But Akikan cheated his super Mario 64 16 star run and no one questioned it for the longest time Japs can cheat just as much as whiteys
Juan Scott
that is an invitation to laugh at the memerunners again as one does
it's proof that japs with samurai honor don't memerun
John Bennett
>attention whoring westies what other reason is there to git gud at shmups than for attention?
don't tell me you unironically enjoy playing a 0,5h game over and over
Joshua Phillips
further proof that only the arcade samurai are to be trusted and everyone else is shit
Andrew Adams
>tfw you get an extend
Jacob Smith
Do YGW fans have an extend fetish?
Carter Adams
>there are people besides gus who actually think like this
Michael Carter
Arcade samurai install autofire modifications into the cabinets. They are cheaters aswell.
Caleb Russell
If you just want attention you also can make lets plays of modern games. Would get far more attention through this.
Gavin Sanchez
Autofire is legal, newfag.
Thomas Barnes
Keep telling yourself that, baddie.
Gabriel Mitchell
Buy what, Raiden V
Because there aren't any other physical games releasing for this dead genre
Evan Adams
>Autofire is legal, newfag. and for everything else, there's Sanwa OBSF-30
Arcade pushbuttons weigh fucking nothing, just do the two finger whole arm tap (which is another thing you can't comfortably do on anything else). No RSI, only freedom now.
Joshua Baker
i bought sdoj and it was supposed to ship yesterday ,_,
David Reed
kys MathU
Bentley Roberts
And what about garegga or mushi where you need exact frequencies
Kevin Ross
scoring in garegga is now altogether illegal and mushi is a meme
Colton Price
mushi maniac is the ahrdest game to score in
Josiah Lewis
>mushi maniac And ultra?
Luis Wood
How do I get black label in futari 360?
Caleb Jones
my benis is the hardest game to score on no one's done it yet
I don't think it's a typo, it's using the official kunrei-shiki style of romanizing japanese words.
It's really rigid, the unofficial but more natural sounding hebpurn style of romanization is much more widespread but has its own flaws
Language is difficult, news at 11
Gavin Robinson
It's like when one of the matmouse guys just posted 'mesi' in the chat. I had no idea what the fuck he was saying.
Josiah Fisher
Oh, didn't know that. Thanks user!
Sebastian Baker
Thanks user >15 bucks Ehhh
Juan Cox
Don't do it. Play 1.5 Ultra and join the meme.
All becoming meme.
Brandon Cook
I'll entertain myself with original and trying to 1cc that for now since I couldn't even beat ultra stage 1 without dying or bombing a lot
Luke Mitchell
Just watch senpai's replay and copy everything he does
Lucas Scott
>tfw you want to get in on the fultra counterstop meme but you don't have an xbox
Joseph Walker
Bump
Bentley Morris
>16 posters dead thread dead genre dead games
time to graduate to overwatch boys
Owen Garcia
time to strap infor yuro time boys
Christopher Wood
There's only so much you can talk about with shmups, especially when everyone plays a different game.
Carson Brooks
bunp
Anthony Bailey
>start trying to score in a shmup >dont play other shmups for fear of losing progress What do you guys do? Do you stick religiously to one shmup or do you take breaks and try other ones out?
Josiah Anderson
I try other ones if I feel like it. I also take long breaks between dedicated scoring practice (been playing Deathsmiles on and off for the past 4 and a half years, which is the only game I've tried scoring seriously in), and it usually comes back to me pretty quickly when I decide to start again after a break.
i dont think it emulates the slowdown properly yet stage 2 boss had barely any at all
Jose Johnson
the only reason I'd be scoring is because I love a shmup so much that i want to keep playing it, so of course I don't care about anything else
Adrian Jenkins
How much time does it take to git gud I'm getting tired of this
Jaxson Mitchell
How long is a piece of string?
Ryan Howard
50 hours, +/- 2000 hours based on how talented you are
Oliver Johnson
wait I think I wrote that wrong but you get the picture :^)
Dominic Adams
Don't take the path, you will regret it later!
Jordan Ortiz
any amount of hours, but limited by lifespan
because of this, it's desirable to be efficient about gitting gud, or you might end up throwing your life away for no justifiable gain
Jaxson Green
if you have to ask, you can't afford it
Evan Evans
...
Easton Torres
Stick mainly to one shmup (maybe a few hours a day), and play only a little bit of other shmups, possibly just to warm up (30 minutes a day).
Christopher Long
>tfw -1950 hours of play and still not gud
Brandon Ramirez
Bump
Cameron Moore
only 100 more until you're super
Jeremiah Peterson
Guhe
Samuel Barnes
>shitposting at american times >death at european times what a world we live in
Ryan Edwards
Where are all the Europeans? I should be sleeping right now!
hope the thread isn't dead when I wake up
Camden Green
>tfw your favorite airplane sucks for normal scoring
Jackson Sullivan
sucks in the sense that the mechanics don't work out or sucks in the sense that it just gets a lower score?
Charles Allen
wut gaem
Jayden Richardson
Less than 2 hours a day: The casual spectrum.
Between 2 and 3 hours a day: Optimal.
4 hours a day: Hardcore. A break is needed. The gains at this point are increasingly subject to diminishing returns, but are nevertheless present, justifying the expenses.
Over 4 hours: Protracted suicide spectrum. Severe diminishing returns on gainz means that such practice regimens are aimed at maintaining an attitude instead; known as "going full shmup", it is invariably accompanied by mental illness.
