>about to play Nice Game of Dota 2 >teammate picks Huskar
Gavin Brooks
>there are people in this very thread that play Baby's First Carry by Fisher-Price Lmao.
John Howard
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Jacob Ortiz
thats actually pretty fucking smart
Asher Morgan
what does the future hold for our guys
Ian Adams
Reminder that had based Beesa not stomped CoL in the BO1's these retards would have took 1st place and be directly invited to TI6 right now. Isn't that horrifying?
Leo Rodriguez
Why did you post an unrelated image?
Matthew Richardson
>col at one point was the best na team
wew
thank God for skinnyfatjew for importing DC and for rtz for transfering the curse to Secret
Hunter Price
What's better on Lyvan this patch, treads + vlads + blight (early roshing) or travels + vlads(ratting)?
Levi Cruz
>cap shit talking sub 4k 'I'm speshul because vagina" casters
Camden Bailey
yes it only shows up when a player you have reported enters LPQ
Luis Morales
>There are people ITT who don't pick him for free MMR >There are people ITT who don't pick the blue pointy-headed man of FREE offlanes
Christian Howard
Reminder that if you don't have a ton of reports you're not carrying ungrateful shitters and are therefore bad
Kayden Mitchell
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Daniel Hill
This user is holding us hostage. If DC don't get a full shutout, he's going to make everyone in the thread puke!
Liam Myers
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David Morales
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Josiah Brown
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Lucas Myers
Why did he fall off?
Chase Myers
BIG FAT CAST TITS
Joseph Fisher
reminder that reports are UNLIMITED
i run out of reports in my literal first games of the week, if we lose i just report my hwole team without thinking
logic says that they would do nothing since i am out of reports in couple of games right? WRONG
reports even when you are out of them DO count, if they didnt count i wouldnt be greeted with "Thanks for improving the community" every time i open up dota
thats right, i report when i am out of reports and valve still grats me on putting shitters into low prio
if you ever run into me in mm we better win or im sending you to shadow realm kiddo lmao
Leo Anderson
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Charles Wilson
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Jaxson Butler
swedishintegrationpolicy.webm
Ian White
Alright, fair enough. Still makes me wonder whether they get sent into LPQ after getting a number of reports or does the message just show up because they are an abandoning piece of trash that would have ended up in LPQ anyway. Is there a threshold?
Benjamin Johnson
>Slark is OP meme
Austin Jenkins
>swindle drafts for CoL This explains a lot actually
Ryan Flores
is he okay?????
Kevin Smith
JUST fuck my shit up the draft
this might be a total shutout
Alexander Nguyen
>6.84 tusk
Juan Young
>Timbersaw
Oh, boy, it's another episode of "Timbersaw stales what should've been a 30 min game for 20 more, or even 40"! I love these!
Gabriel Parker
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Luis Campbell
slark has been consistently strong with a 50%+ winrate in the pub meta for like 6 patches and icefrog doesnt ever nerf whats actually good about him so its gonna stay that way
Julian Carter
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Ryan Carter
based zfreek
Kevin Flores
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Eli Ortiz
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Dominic Reyes
Can these lewdposters just FUCK OFF? I want to watch CoL getting raped, not have a wank.
uhmmm how is she supposed to drink it with the cap on?
Jordan Sanders
OG? First team to win 3 Valve events.
2 majors, a disappointing 4th place finish at TI6, mediocre performance for a year followed by an epic run towards TI7 championship through the qualifiers
Christopher Lopez
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Ian Miller
Why not both?
Cameron King
>Implying western garbage is even good
Just watch the game
Aiden Lee
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Alexander Watson
When was the last Bo7? IG vs DK?
Jack Hall
>zfreek is bad - d2g
Alexander Fisher
>I only masturbate to drawings from certain countries
Isaac Brooks
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Ryder Turner
>kotl the only one with map awareness
Jackson Hernandez
autism? gay?
Leo Richardson
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Kayden Phillips
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Aiden Walker
T H I C K H I C K
Ryder Hill
why all the dota girls love soda so much?
half the pics here are them posing with bottles or cans
Andrew Lee
Post THAT gif
Samuel Lewis
>Can't even mantain a stable early lead
Yea, CoL's in wildcards
Matthew Rogers
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Ayden Martinez
>col is shit
duh
Carson Howard
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Christian Sullivan
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Eli Rodriguez
What happened to him? Did he just retire from Dota, in eternal shame after this?
Sebastian Anderson
you only get lpq for 2+ abandons
or x amount of reports within x amount of games
Zachary Foster
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Matthew Gomez
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Brody Powell
I thought Sockshka = Saska for the longest time
Nolan Scott
same thing that happend to mad
joined other teams but is bad at dota so yeah about it thats why you dont hear about him
John Carter
It looks like he was trying to hit beastmaster along with gyro and CK Still unreasonably greedy but it's not because he's bad.
Jeremiah Phillips
dotards will literally defend this
Eli Peterson
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Kevin Reed
>he literally thinks there's anything wrong with talon
Joseph Reyes
More viable offlaner/solo heroes.
Levi Morales
>position 3 no longer exists No I fucking won't.
Jose King
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Kayden Baker
How does talon reduce the number of players to 2?
Blake Thompson
solo offlaning is too hard, just go to the jungle :^)
Owen Cox
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Aiden Robinson
Bring back jungle invading
Nathaniel Thompson
>coL gets dumpstered twice >now it looks like they know what they're doing
Chase Sanders
? DC obviously got the call from the frog to draw it out a few more games.
Luis Taylor
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Ian Cook
No it doesn't, it looks like they should be clearly winning but are just such bumbling retards that the game is practically even.
Jonathan Harris
He's in DC right now i think right?
John Barnes
>I hate it when bitches say they are confirmed town
Based Slacks
Jose Wright
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Robert Sanders
So, is this game gonna be dragged out once again because of the magic of the ebin Lumberjack, or will CoL actually fucking close the game with the current lead?
Liam Cox
He's not a lumberjack
Jason King
If sandking got pipe isntead of dager DC would win this 100%.
Camden Hernandez
>having trouble getting any cs in this trilane >hmm, maybe I should just go buy a talon and jungle >"holy shit why is that TB so fed why are we losing rax at 15 minutes wtf is this shit?" t. "pro" players
