/owg/ - Overwatch General

Above Average.

OTP/10

It's worse. It means you are extremely average.

nobody knows yet. I'm having the worst placement matches conceivable and the shitters in the 40s are the worst players I've ever encountered, even in beta weekends.

Any hero that even compares to Soldier 76 in terms of fun?

I'd run a train on D. Va with the rest of /owg/.

10/10, desu.

>Mercy's nipple
DELET IT!

>someone in one of my placement matches comments how quite people are
>Hadn't heard a thing before or after he said that
Are you supposed to enable this on settings or did I somehow disable this?

WHERE DO I SIGN UP BOYS?

Where my Australian bros at?

Trashmouse

mercy nooo

So far, so good. Except the 1st match, got a shit team that also had memenyata as "healer". I don't think i'll take ranked seriously, though, i don't want to go full autism with the 4 core heros that i can carry, i want to memepick every once in a while and have fun.

speed slag

muh rank moba shitters general

>being good in Australia

wew you achieved nothing

p u r e l o v e

>shitty dva main costs me a placement match
>look him up later
>i'm much higher rank than him now
Feels good to see justice done.

tracer darting around bullshit

have to get those fuckers in a hallway or you rip your hair out which is probably really fun for the tracer player

Torbjorn
There is no more satisfying than killing people with a hammer or a well placed headshot rivet
>Tfw killing an ulting soldier faster than he can kill me with two headshot rivets

garbage gerbil

junkrat, lucio, reinhardt, possibly tracer

Mercy

...

>Australian
might as well be a console player

So this is... the power... of competitive Overwatch...

Remindar now that this is happening it's an actual thing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect

>Start competitive
>It's our turn to attack
>Instalock widowmaker
>Check career
>70h+ with her, hardly anything with any other hero

>blizzard has cursed us to a week of nonstop yurifag circlejerking

>being a low test tf2 pub player

I got 9-1 and was rank 56 im pretty sure its random

I am sorry for your autism.

>attack on anubis
>decent composition, take rein
>push through the arch and into left room
>kill sym and her shit turrets
>kill tracer that rewinded in front of me
>ult two people kill one
>die
>my team is nowhere to be seen
>spectate one of them
>they are afraid to push because junkrat is lobbing grenades at them
Why are people such pussies?

Question, after you finish your placements and you get your rank, will you start to rank up through wins/losses or personal skill in each game eg. gold medals ?

Xth for cute girls!
Cute girls in video games!
Cute girls who play video games!
and just Cute girls who are cute!

> holding last point of Gibraltar as their Zenyatta, Lucio, and Zarya keep throwing ults at us

Ranked is stressful, STRESSFUL!

me being Australian has nothing to do with you faggots getting rank 40

coming from an american rotftlmao

trust me bro, when blizzard forced me into american servers you guys were fucking shit

Mercy sure would be the most fun in bed

...

I legit thought I was on Tumblr for a second.

Why does Reinhardt ask D.Va for an autograph?

on a scale of 1 to 10 how slutty is mercy

where do I unsubscribe from this shitty blog?

>start ranked match
>cuck bitches about 2 76
>is playing muh kawaii uguu Diva
>calls him out on it
>"she is an offensive tank"

Just didn't bother keep arguing because the game already had started.

You will never gain on a loss or lose on a win.

But how much you lose or gain will be at least somewhat determined by your performance.

>lose every placement game
>every game afterwards has been a complete stomp on my part
>easily 40+ eliminations a game, gold damage, gold obj time, etc
>end up ranking up every level, but suddenly the ranks stop even though I'm winning
fug

I'm English you mong

>dva's proportions

wtf nigga

10

Yeah you better get back to /v/ my friend.

I'm rank 58 in Europe faggot.

The only cute one is Dva, the rest are garbage

how long do we have to wait for them to fix sudden death

might as well be 40 you shit cunt,

how do you even get that? lose 10 games in a row lmao

>130MS ping
>can't hear voice chat at all, despite it being enabled and having proper ports open
>obviously get low rank

Guess it can't be helped. If I knew your rank was about getting gold medals, then I wouldn't have played as a team and just went for fucking kills.

i know how you feel but remember when we playing solo and not talking we are completely relying on instinct

dont expect too much

i know how you feel though
you distract the other team for like 10 seconds a fucking eternity and they never budge through the chokepoint

Some subhuman sack of shit left the game early.

>alright boys, if we can't defend this last point, then we lose the entire match, any ideas on how to hold it?
>uhh, why don't we try 2 torbs, 1 rein, 1 mercy, 1 sym and 1 bastion
>user, you're a fucking genius
>mfw we actually win

Would you eat a blueberry?

Sudden Death isn't changing until Fall season.

I dislike this artist because it's like he's stuck in a chibi art style while drawing full normal proportions

How "required"/recommended having a mic in comp?

Might hit the PC shop next door for a new one if it's worth it.

This weekly brawl is literally what I have been waiting for. This shit is fun as fuck.

is her butthole like dark purple or light blue? what do you guys think?

CAN'T STOP

WON'T STOP

how long does it take to rank up?
I'm at 40 and want to try climbing to at least 50 before the end of the season but I won one non-placement match and the exp was barely a tenth of a level

>can't hit anyone because everyone is just flying around
>almost no delay inbetween jet boosts

no
its not fun

C R U E L G F

They said they're rolling with this for the entire season, and they'll change it for autumn's.

>tfw stopwatch is the only acceptable answer but retards can't into it

This is from a 3-1 loss in ranked.

MMR in this game is a joke

What about two?

What's the optimal Mercy setup?
Toggle is great, but not if you want to have Guardian Angel prioritize the target you're healing, in which case you might want to switch toggle off in case you immediately need to let go of your current patient and heal somebody else.
But prioritizing your current target means you can still fly towards them as long as your beam is still connected, even if you can't get direct line of sight for Guardian Angel.

>tfw Junkrat is lobbing grenades at you from long-medium range and you're just letting them whiz by your head

0 when it comes to anybody else.
10 when it comes down to me.
;)

OTP/10

Even Blizzard knows it.

also his faces are terrible

by the time i was done, the other thread hit the bump limit

in casual pubs, not needed

In serious rank stack, you're going to need it to communicate quickly and on-the-fly.

went 7-3 and got 51, feels bad man
was the top player in almost every game though but had to play with level 25 tards

>can't hit anyone
wow ur bad

>Decide to try ranked
>Get literal level 20 players who are clearly maining their favorite character
>Enemy team is four ascended guys
>The second I die my team dps drops to nonexistent and they get shoved off the objective by the enemy Reinhardt walking towards them and swinging his hammer menacingly

Fuck my life. I'm going to have to grind a lot of MMR it seems.

>tfw tired and only need 1 more game to level
>100 exp short

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect
Need to rename the general.

is quick play dead now or what? takes forever to find game

Watch out! Sexiness coming through!!

how do I git gud at roadhog?

I always feel like I can't hit shit, even though I don't have problem hitting shit with other hitscan classes

>be me
>be on the way home from work
>listen to music
>Moskau by Rammstein comes on
>start thinking about Zarya and OW
>"I wonder if they'll ever make a Zarya cinematic."
>We will never have an extremely over the top violent Zarya cinematic because we're going for the 13+ crowd

>have song with epic finale play
>Zarya in the back of a military vehicle
>doors open
>russian tundra during omnic wars
>absolute carnage and destruction
>have Zarya live through the gruesome deaths of her comrades
>becomes more and more hateful
>scenes of her stomping defeated omnics faces into the ground and spitting on them
>grand finale of the song
>Zarya infiltrates a omnic refugee shelter kills everything on sight
>ends with a giant graviton surge and her blasting particle bombs into this ball of death and carnage with an expression of pure hatred on her face
why do i even play this game then?

dark purple, sensitive skin is darker because it has more sensorial receptables

git gud homie, not my fault you can't hit anything

the retard in question being jeff kaplan

very recommended, you should be calling out hazards for your teammates on the fly, and typing it out just won't cut it

holy shit she looks like a fucking whale

>>can't hit anyone because everyone is just flying around

Sounds like you need to get better.

It will help a lot, but it's not completely necessary. I'd say an average of 3 people talked in my placement matches.

thanks for the info