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patch notes soon edition

Current PC 3.11 - Expelled From Hel
smitegame.com/expelled-from-hel-3-11-pts-patch-notes/

XBO & PS4 3.11 - Expelled From Hel
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Paladins PC 27 - His Royal Majesty
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?8436

Season Ticket 2016 (Fantasy League)
smite.gamepedia.com/Season_Ticket_2016

Get Curse Voice Apollo & Curse Agni playing with Curse Voice
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FAQ for all game-related questions
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Paladins beginners guide
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?29-Paladins-Beginner-s-Guide

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youtu.be/XBfXkrTFB68

EN GARDE FUCKBOY

THAT BELLONA SKIN

MUH FUCKING DICK

I wanna fuck

the bellona skin is not a swimsuit
RIOT

nth for cropped porn

That's a big patch

>they're finally fixing some of the useless passives
I hope Odin's is good.

Good enough for my dick though.

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Odins is useless? I mean he can get some dank power from it

That artists's faces are so fucking bad.

>tfw i just bought the demon bellona skin yesterday

FUCK SAKE

My audio in Paladins gets all kind of fucked up mid-match, is that a beta-feature?
Most of the time it just cuts out completely, sometimes it gets extremely quiet with some sounds audible and just now it made an extremely loud white noise with 20 second reverb that sounded like the new merzbow EP.

Nah, Odin's is alright. I'm hoping it's good because I don't really see too much of a need to change it.

You can have both you nigger. You don't have to just use 1 skin all the time.

it's hit or miss for her

>debuff and buff a towers attack speed

haha, good joke hirez, it's a joke right hirez h-haha?

>Tattoo

DISGUSTING

>You can have both you nigger.
I only use the lewdest skin for a god. I will never use the demon skin on bellona with the summer one out.

>That+Crusher

Torment Bellona is still her best skin though

Next you'll say Scylla is the best girl and that Artemis rocks the solo lane.

Welcome to the split push meta.

Does this artist really count though? All their stuff is censored anyway, it's not really porn.

Oh well. Good luck next year ;)

Hi Rez is such an ugly fucking company

the people who pay for it get the uncensored version. so unless they give out permission to release it, she releases it censored.
even censored, it's still softcore porn
here's one of her uncensored smite works

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT SKINS YOU UGLY CUNTS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>spl has ended
>confirmed no summer split
>"hey guys we're improving the season ticket with standings and other voting stuff"

Idiots

not even one female swimsuit skin.
fuck
let's just hope the second batch of summer event skins have one next month

>items that affect relic times
>tower attack speed debuff/buffs

>semen demon Bellona
>not the best

Let me guess, you think kawaii pop skins are good

Literally the only thing I care about now is skins. The game itself is meh.

doesn't the summer split start in august

I'd be very surprised if there isn't one. Now we know it won't be bellona, so who are you hoping it's for? My vote is goes to awilix.

No, I generally hate ear grating voices.

>Caring about playing dress up
>Each skin that matters costs 8+ dollars USD

No, summer split isn't happening. Instead they are doing a joust tournament instead.

esports.smitegame.com/2016/06/24/smite-summer-joust-series-details-and-prizing-announced/

That artist is a teasing cuck. He could release them if he wanted.
Most artist just release pictures in lower res. He makes them lower res, puts a huge watermark, AND censors it.
I can only wish he burns in deepest pits of hell.

Fall relegation start in august.

Not a problem.

Freya, since she's getting the remodel.

>Trying to get my casual FWOTD done
>Every game is full of mastery 10 mainers

Why do they do this

Paladins patch note in 3 minutes

PALADINS LIVE SOON

wwwDOTtwitchDOTtv/paladinsgame

I hope that witch hunter Cassie skin comes this patch.

If they don't roll back the cross server play thing in paladins, i'm going to kill myself.

that's fucking stupid
HiRez is slowly killing their own game, and they don't even realize it
I guess that's what matty was fined for, when he was bitching about something last week

There isn't a summer split because dreamhack was too late, do you really wanted a 1 month split?

So they claim to have fixed androxus basics.

I like this.

I save these threads from page 10 at least 20 times a piece. If the next thread is "hirgen" I'm going to stop doing this. You have been warned

>even erez compares viktor to soldier 76

kek

I wonder if there is any possibility to convince high-res of my Lifeguard Fenrir skin idea.

The fucking bantz from Erez are great.

He knows people will make jokes in the chat about it, so he does it for them.

we /cod/ now

People that main one god fucking disgust me especially if it's Neith or an assassin
If you can't play at least 10 gods well you should end your miserable existence

>iron sight ability

You can really tell Drybear used to love Counterstrike.

Better than strong womyn bellona

Shit taste.

more free FP
sure

HEADSHOTS ADDED

wew laddy

this is the next fenrir skin

50% more damage.

All hitscan champions can headshot.

>they're changing the card system again
They should really just throw them out and add a MOBA style item system.

not sure if want

Wait there's only one premade slot on Viktors thing, are they getting rid of all the other premade slots?

Buy one card get all the rarities for it now, I guess that's okay. Did he say 1400 for a card or 400?

Only the crafting of cards.

1200 per card but you now get all rarities.

1200

friendly reminder that kelly is a fucking slut and cheats on bart with a 5'7 nigger but its okay cuz bart cucked her first with like 2 or 3 different girls(plus the bitches in san francisco)

>All the gold back for every card you own

Oh gosh, I hope this puts me back over 100k

>Mass card refund

RANKED COMING END OF JULY
RANKED COMING END OF JULY
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Seems too soon desu. Not enough players if you ask me.

The constant clamoring for ranked every patch show is so fucking stupid.

I hope erez is just trolling. They can't be stupid enough too add ranked this early. Or are they doing it because overwatch just got ranked?

Can Hirez get rid of the disgusting Asians on the Season 3 overlay? I was eating my lunch when I made the mistake of clicking it. Well now my keyboard is covered in vomit and ruined. Great.....

>some nigger trying to hype up paladins

That's a lot of effort for one guy.

Don't worry, patch notes just ended, it'll die down now.

fucking gross why would you post this ugly whore

I'm at 200k atm.

I expect I'll be over 500k once the patch hits.

Most requested feature, yo. Hopefully it'll at least give players an option if they want to wait the long queue times to get the possibility of a decent game.

>if they want to wait the long queue times to get the possibility of a decent game.

I bet the fucks on reddit will just complain it takes too long for a ranked game. Then hirez will adjust the ranked matchmaking formula and ranked will be fucked forever. Calling it now.

so this is the patch that will finally kill smite?

it's actually about three palatards spamming the fuck out of the thread
the amount of unique posters hasn't even moved since the shit game discussion began

they should make their own general oh wait lol

We'll find out in an hour.

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I like how Smite is like MtG, everything the company do and every new patch/set will kill it.

>ANOTHER Bellona skin

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ANOTHER TRASH Bellona skin too

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>trash

It's the best one to date nigga. LITERALLY built for sex skin.

strawpoll.me/10622555

t. 12 year old boy

t. faggot