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>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
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>Helpful information for new players
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>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
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>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.34
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First for Elegy is ugly as sin

Motorcycles>Supercars
fight me faggots

Is there something special you have to do to pick up packages or is this shit bugged? I've tried all the interaction keys to no avail.

4th for puchi poster is a faggot and should be purged from the crew

Does it teleport to a different spot when you run over it? Might just have to switch sessions of that's the case. Happened a few times to me, then I had to wait for associates to pick them up for me.

6th for Puchi Poster is doing a public service by upsetting autists and encouraging them to leave.

Fuck off, idolshit enabler

7th for puchi poster should consider suicide

I SAID FIGHT ME FAGGOTS

I agree with you though

I have a five day weekend. Is anyone interested in playing that Flight Plan game mode?

OKAY THEN FAGGOT WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE GUN?
IT'S SHIT

MEET ME IN THE TARGET PARKING LOT TOMORROW, I'LL FUCK YOU UP

why live

I don't know, guess you should kill yourself.

nobody wants to play with you faggot fuck off

Man these new clothes make for some sweet ass heist sets for females

must've missed that new game mode; what is it?

fuck time trials tBh

>not acing everything with the hakuchou

lurk

who the fuck cares

you could just tell me

Topmemmer? Saw you miss it by a couple seconds. rip. That one is a bitch. I went over the mountain when I started getting near the city on the highway

Just go straight up to the checkpoint from the spot where the train tracks go over the highway

ezpz

what was some of your favorite/best radio stations in all of the games? im gonna give mine
Hard Mode: No talk radio
3 - Flashback FM
VC - The Wave and Emotion
SA - Radio Los Santos and Radio X
IV - The Journey and both versions of Vladivostok FM
V - Radio Mirror Park and Flylo FM
I never really played LCS, VCS, or CTW so I couldn't tell you, also I'm pretty sure the GBA game didnt have actual radio

this week's is bullshit, even with the Hakuchou

ye

Why do none of you use your mics.

Fucking fags

> likes Radio Mirror Park
> doesn't love Space 103.2

>meme bike

V-Rock.
Just V-Rock

Fuck you: Chakra Attack
3: Double Cleff FM (BECAUSE WHY NOT INCLUDE CHEAP CLASSICAL MUSIC IN EVERY FUCKING INSTALMENT)
VC: Emotion
SA: honestly this is the game I remember least out all of them
IV: The studio, Electro Choc, The Journey, LRR
V: Soulwax FM is somewhat bearable.

>you could just spoonfeed me
No

idgaf, women on huge crotch rockets give me a boner.

keep fighting the system user.

I'm so sorry anons

What hack did you use?

the buy a shark card hack

>Spending money on GTA:O

Kill yourself.

So how are you playing that pirate version of GTAV online

why would you care?

>Soulwax FM is somewhat bearable
if you're braindead, yeah

I'm still not spoonfeeding you, thanks

>if you're braindead, yeah
you on point with the edgy linkin park punchlines, F A M

Because it encourages developers to pull shitty marketing practices like this.

and still, why would you care?

You can get all the money in the world by just playing the game.

Kill yourself

literally half of that reply was buzzwords
and you ARE braindead

>Kill yourself
ANOTHER 100 F A M NIGGA IN THE RUNNING FOR BEING THE EDGIEST TEEN OF THE THREAD

I'm glad you got the joke

>F A M
Literally kill yourself, kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A&feature=youtu.be

>all these 13 year old metal fans getting triggered as fuck

>nigga
wow that is a swear word and offends me, edgy edgy edgy!!!!!!111

Famposters are fucking cancer, I don't give a shit about what music he listens to.

calm down mia familia
it's just the interwebs

>metal fan because i don't like braindead fart music
boi.

>fart music
woo boy shit bout to GET LIT in here
you called the music of our people

FART.

MUSIC?

fa.m im finna wile out on you!

Maybe you should take a walk off a cliff instead. I'm sick of this cancerous meme and all the fucking children like you that perpetuate it.

>take a walk off a cliff instead

what

>tfw cops distract you

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Fuck sake

i honestly wouldn't mind dropping a few leftover steam funbucks on shark cards if they weren't such terrible value

only $500k for 10 bucks? eesh, i'll stick to tf2 keys

>implying metal is inherently bad
Everyone has different tastes, user.
How do you like your steak?

who should i hang with if i want to ruin someones night?

You should hang out with me because I'd hate having to spend time with your faggot ass.

Someone made a game mode on Piss Poor, someone remade it on PC. I have it installed to my game, but you need many people to play it. It's called Flight Plan, and it is based on the Bane meme.
Don't be a cunt, user.
I unironically enjoy metal. You do you, everyone likes different things.
youtube.com/watch?v=266bWiV7zMc

why not just hang yourself?

thats why you don't buy them directly from rockstar, but from a key seller.

they're seriously half price

no, not implying metal is bad, implying that little metal kids are the most closed minded towards anything but their own shit, and the most vocal about it.

>if you don't like shitty music you're a metal fan
Do you not see just how retarded that sounds?

I know that is what you want me to say, but that doesn't make it so.

I didn't even reference a music type not to like, don't be so giddy.

but that's exactly what you said.

this is not bar conversation; what i said is directly above, just lying about what i supposedly said and then reply to your own imaginary retorts doesnt work here.

the picnic!

ok
>Soulwax FM is somewhat bearable.
>all these 13 year old metal fans getting triggered as fuck

I didn't even know this was a feature.

>quotes cherrypicked from two totally separate posts, which don't even imply your lies when put together
haha alright

>cherrypicked
whatever you want to call it sweetheart

>which don't even imply your lies when put together
soulwax is for braindead people and you blatantly assumed people were metal fans, of all things, for not liking it

what they mean with dirtbikes? we already have the sanchez

Instead of arguing about metal and metalheads, and debating semantics, let's play that fucking game mode.

Firework launcher returning soon?

it means there will be a sale on dirt bikes

oh thats sucks, and the sovereign wont come back right?

>always either go for pistol or unarmed on respawn with weapon wheel when trying to get CMG because I have the hand eye coordination of a sloth

I would use 1-8 for weapon selection if I didn't get so used to having to use the wheel back when it would reset the numbered slots to the default weapon in said slot when you hit 1-8 for some reason.

it's actually much faster. I've used it for months. The only reason I use the weapon wheel for is for heavy weapons and grenades.

i don't know

I just got so used to using the wheel and never even trying to get used to the keys because for some fucking reason it used to default the weapons when I pressed them. For example, going for an AR would give the fucking assault rifle.

it's a good habit to get used to. I use
1 for sniper
2 for AR
3 for shotgun
4 for smg

Also unbinding the mouse wheel to select things in the weapon wheel makes sniping less retarded.

If you tapped the number keys to select the weapon beforehand it wouldn't go back to the default weapon.

Find your favorite puchi and play GTA:O with her

>V-Rock
>Radio X
>Channel X
>Emotion 98.3
>Soulwax FM
>Radio Mirror Park
>MSX 98

Spaceyfish lookin for GTAG PC invite. Request sent.

Top 3 hi user, wat did u buy with ur in game monies?
ily qt puchi user

this is pretty good endless loop.

I will try.

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What does destroying cargo actually give you, other than 1-4 pissed off players who now want to shit on you?

2k cash, its kinda pointless

What the fuck.
>dude goes OUT ON HIS WAY to fuck up my cargo just to get 2k
>he jerks off in his session just trying to fuck my cargo up, doesn't do missions, doesn't do anything
>just goes straight for a plane and tries fucking my shit up

Yeah but I get some ammo for doing it.
Plus I've gotten cash for being nowhere near a shipment when it gets destroyed.
I'm pretty sure it pays everyone not in an org.