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>4 memes early

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

THIS GAME IS SHIT. MMR IS A JOKE.

>You will never be Lina
>You will never spend your days sexually abusing your little sister
feels damn bad honeslty

>no /d2g/ carry to support

oi

??

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

REMINDER TO SIT UP STRAIGHT

did grant bang the bbw?

>tfw fired from loli panty factory

Anyone have any good Mommy Lactating JOI videos?

Somebody stop me

>tfw you have enough mana for ult

Post Steam qt

no :3

>tfw no gf

what has this general turned into?

youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=40

A den of degenerates~

I miss when we had threadly discussions about traps and their feminine penises

What does a guy have to post to get banned around here?

...

quoting everyone in the thread does it

...sometimes

Thanks guys. Not like I wanted this job or anything anyway.

>TFW MY SIDES ARE GONE CAUSE DOTA 2 GENERAL IS THE FUCKING SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS MY SIDES
this is not funny....

>Hey r/Leagueoflegends guess what i just posted on Veeky Forums
>Lel great post man so brave upboated :D

/d2g/ I have an important question. Is fuTA gay?

Basedfacebro, please save us
I know I posted memes too, but this isn't what I wanted

chotto

matte

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

ALL CAPS SPAM "MODS!!" TO SUMMON THEM

THEY HAVE A COMPUTER THINGY THAT BEEPS IF YOU POST THAT

>that guy who has a bamboo plant he got from ikea in his cubicle

everyone wanted you gone anyways

Please link me some good Mom JOI senpai, thak you.

Reminder that the only reason cancer like timbersaw and slark is successful is because Lucifer the Doombringer was nerfed into the ground by icefraude

KUDASAI

MOOOOOODDDSSSS

Do you guys think Icefrog writes patchnotes in blood?

And Bloodseeker

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

Nani?

Goodnight /d2g/

I wish that guy would come back. his animations were top-tier.

>that malformed right tit

tfw you SQUAK SQRAWW

I bet your going to get so much upvotes on r/dota2 for your le epic raid

nan desu ka

chotto matte

You cant settle shit. You dont have the stones.

i wish he made foal-for-sketti content

HEY DOTARDS
give this image a funny dota-related filename

MOMMY
I
L
K

why is she so perfect bro ;_;

nani kure?

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thank you bringer of memes this place dried up since grimoir man left

>Thread so dead agent faggot has to resort to dumping whatever he was given

>user, you're not allowed to worship these sweaty feet until you win three ranked games in a row!

This one is extra lewd

QUICK, blog about the last match you had, lest things devolve faster

I played Bounty, and roamed, and then we won
Please acknowledge me

>Those hips

Any pros lurking?

sup, it's bsj here

my team picked 5 carries and we won somehow.

4.7k average, trench never ends

ye

I will win TI6 for all you people

i was mega tilted after the previous game mid morphling fed 8 deaths just in the laning phase to timbersaw and was useless all game which stretched out for 60 minutes, so i picked medusa and built vanguard, linkens sphere, battlefury, mantastyle in that order
still won by getting carried

Have you guys noticed current Secret is basically the ultimate anime storyline?

>arteezy, the protagonist, starts out with his ragtag band of friends in Kaipi
>hailed as a prodigy and rises in stardom
>abandons his friends to join big money teams
>gets corrupted by money, fame, and ego and falls from grace
>stops streaming and retreats from public presence
>finally at the bottom with nothing, with everyone thinking he is trash and expecting him to lose, he reunites with longtime friends EE, pieliedie, and wise sensei Puppey to claw from the literal trashheap bottom at Open Qualifiers to redeem himself at TI6

Anime when?

Did I read this right?

what the fuck is happening here

non-whites like this beaner are just laughing at the idiotic liberals
they put some lip service agreement about fag rights, collect billions of dollars, encourage their criminals to leave the country....

>"A country is something that is build everyday out of shared values," POTUS says, evoking the quote by Pierre Trudeau
shared values of kill whitey

Hey fags, heard the Qualifiers started

Who are the Meme teams to follow this year?

Guys it's game 5 of the deciding match to qualify for TI, pick me.

I said this 2 months ago

thats right
vanguard linkens battlefury and manta style
everything is viable in lowpriority

I'd be ok with a Secret redemption run for ti2016. Imagine RTZ's boyish smile and EE's autistic joy when they win

The purest memehero in the game

>play earth spirit
>thinking to myself game will be fine if ill just hit 6 and we will see from there
>nope.jpg
>everything goes wrong before i hit 6
>slark can't deal with melee heroes
>mid is getting solo killed every minute or so
>absolute chaos every lane
>get a few assists and reach level 6
>now we are in a better spot because im hitting spells and helping them
>its 30 mins in and its too late everyone keeps getting rammed in
>it was like a bunch of 4k toying around with 1k's
>not even remotely possible that this is equal skill level
>welfare matchmaking is at works again

It's all going down the drain unless people start waking up.

Memepick kino

WHEN

IS

THE

NEXT

ESPORTS

FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

sumail here

ask me anything

alright im going to sleep dotards

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what's universe's dick taste like?

has alex garfied touched you in strange places?

techies is a top tier pick guys
youtube.com/watch?v=UhXSm0vdvSY
>youtube.com/watch?v=UhXSm0vdvSY

when are you going to blow yourself up

Do people still play dota 2?

Will there be another cache before treasure 3?

only ironically

These leftists are all insane, and its so blatant how they try to cover their socialist agendas in feel good liberal stuff, that none of them actually care about.

when fluff gives the order

>the match ended with me sitting on twice the networth and player damage of anyone on the enemy team as Arc Warden

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>Stacked with 2 bros for the first Dota I'd played in a year
>Enemy team goes 5 ganking carries
>Our CM is AFK from start, Lycan is screaming report
>I'm forced to go mid on LD, a role I've never seriously practiced for
Wind up against Ursa who eats me for lunch
>Towers fall, team begins sounding defeatist, both side lanes are feeding and it's all I can do to keep Ursa off the mid tower
>Retreat to jungle as teamfighting phase begins and rice like a madman hoping to at least give our team a backup plan
>finally get radiance at 22 minutes
>farm when the enemy is off the map and push when they're on it
>gold graph starts to swing in my favor
>Lycan has been getting riced too at and some point CM came back to support him
>bros on Luna and Treant finally get their shit together
>start holding our own in fights
>with basher and echo no one on their team can manfight my bear
>they run down mid for the 50th time
>treant is invis in the trees and roots all five of them
>luna ult
>CM ult
>rampage
>push every mid tower down and take throne before they start respawning
>enemy team dissolves into REPOT SVEN REPOT SLARK

It was good.

do you have a chauffeur to drive you to your designated shitting street?

nice blog would read again

Aiushtha here

ask me anything