/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
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>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread

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hltv.org/blog/12086-massive-csgo-roster-shuffle-incoming
guardian.boory.org
twitch
youtube.com/watch?v=aOi_ihBQ8Po
youtube.com/watch?v=9N9HqCeUdZY&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for our boy shoxie

shara pic
nice

hltv.org/news/18168-esl-to-host-event-in-so-paulo

Who's ready for the first stabbing/riot/beheading in e-sports history after SK get upset?

4nd for our lad scr3ann

me and my niggers tryna get it you bish

>play mm with 5 man
>encounter hacker and a closet hacker
>their team is trash talking
>4 of us toggle
>win game

7th for best ak

Does some1 have the pic of zeus when he has his eyebrows raised and his fucking lips pouting? Had it saved but lost it.

...

He's just good at RNG, dude.

There has been too much violence, too much pain, but I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your site, the bomb, the guns, and the whole map, and we'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the map. Just walk away and there will be an end to the match.

YUNG STEW

yung sew(age)

(((sh0x))) bless

rude

reminder that stewpid2gay will never win a lan

literally the most our guy guy ever

>look to left
>see no arm
umm who's holding the plate!?

he's holding it up with his p*nis

hltv.org/blog/12086-massive-csgo-roster-shuffle-incoming
joining tyloo confrimed

you just ruined corndog.jpg for me forever

an1 have this fucking image

/rareguardians/

Can someone make guardian.boory.org

this is hilarous

>stewie
>ourguy
nice try

dropped

guardian is the coolest awper by far

no one cares you fat piece of shit

t. insecure poor person

>nova shitter that thinks skins will make up for his lack of skill

O U R G U Y
U
R
G
U
Y

bonjour reddit

hello reddo

>they added a social eating """game""" on twitch

>not watching monstercat

ask me anything

would you be, my girlfriend

>hen1
>lucas1
>s1mple
>summit1g

Lmao top1 world

um maybe, depends where you live

why dont you lose weight?

I tried but kinda stopped after a few months when I got dark souls and played the entire series for like 3 weeks straight sitting, feels bad

twitch
.tv/exbc
this is actually pretty cute :3

What's the easiest and most efficient way to greymarket sell an item without some external jew taking a fat cut?

sell as in receive real money, or receive more steam shit?

reddit. they will actually ban people for being jews.

kys manlet nerd

woah why would you say something like that

it was all a dream, i used to read word up magazine

I mean set up a paypal transaction or something similar, so real money

kek, although I meant having little to no transaction fee taking a cut of the money I receive like how Steam will take 15% or whatever

twitch
.tv/buddhismhotlineandrawing

this is fucking amazing lmao

seek sunlight ya dork

not joking. they may have stopped, but when i was trading, they regulated that shit heavily. no joke, its a good place to trade, especially because 3rd parties will give you appraisals without you asking, thus giving you a fairer price.

if his forehead so good and hold large brain how come he not igl?

AS I WALK THROUGH THE SHADOW OF DEATH I TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE AND REALIZE THERES NOTHING LEFT

ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY

you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

uh I go outside every day, why are you so rude

>he plays anything but casual

why are you so fat?

If a 10 ton truck kills the both of us, well to die by your side the pleasure the priviledge is mine.

that's not even funny. it's just autistic

>I only play casual cause im a coward and i get nervous playing comp

here come Johnny singing oldies, goldies, babaloba baby what I say!

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GUYS, anyone else notice that this "The Suspect" guy is in literally EVERY CS:GO overwatch video ever, why haven't they banned him yet, i mean, he is CLEARLY a hacker.

quality post

GUYS, anyone else notice that this "The Y-fu" girl is in literally EVERY CS:GO gay porn video ever, why haven't they banned him yet, i mean, he is CLEARLY a slut.

upvoted

made my day

youtube.com/watch?v=aOi_ihBQ8Po thanks dude heres a song 4 u

that kind of looks like hacks

wow that was awful
kys

What is the official /csgog/ anime?

thx dutchguy

fairy tail

k-on

im not dutch

beck mongolian chop squad

Sha-Shabba Ranks, Sha-Sha-Shabba Ranks
Eight gold rings like I'm Sha-Shabba Ranks
Four gold chains like I'm Sha-Shabba Ranks
One gold tooth like I'm Sha-Shabba Ranks
Sha-shabba Ranks, Sha-Sha-Shabba Ranks
Eight gold rings like I'm Sha-Shabba Ranks
Two bad bitches like I'm Sha-Shabba Ranks
One gold tooth like I'm Sha-Shabba Ranks
Faceit is life

skinny nigga but my dick long (pause)

is he OUR guy?

youtube.com/watch?v=9N9HqCeUdZY&feature=youtu.be

you need to have sex

>pala
>our guy
lmao no

just had a game against all globals as a lem

they got owned

and?

>12 kg
lol

tfw scream is the exception to the muslim instead of the rule

>tfw you dream about yourself being pro being interviewed on the Richard Lewis show

i can interview you!
how long have you been playing?
what's your rank?
what's your opinion on clg taking koosta over jdm?

hey

>Interested in csgo, looks p good
>Buy
>Download
>Adjust settings in bot game and decide to try out the real deal
>Get put in my first ever match with actual people
>Some guy blasting youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I max volume in my ears
>Disconnect
>Request refund
enough

>refunding a $7 game
seeya shlomo

hell(where you are going)ooo
jew

M9 bayo scorched or butterfly boreal forest ft?

this game was my life

10/10
loling while i watch gunbuster

pala needs to khs

edgy 12yo summer Le. ddit fag shitposting like there is no tomorrow

well done user