EVE online /eog/

>tick rate doesn't matter because it's not an FPS

My sides.

>>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework

hourly reminder that the link changes have been pushed back to autumn/fall on updates.eveonline.com

and we're supposed to be getting t3d and maybe t3c changes after citadel (so right now), but there's no word of anything

Can we not talk about inferior Blizzard games only faggots play?'
This is an EVE general.

>the tick rate isn't an embarassment!!!!!

You guys are a joke. Stop defending the shit parts of eve. 1 tick is absolutely inexcusable in any game.

OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:

1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers

9001. Honorabru solo roamers

90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec

900001. Sergaljerk Members :^)

you forgot to mention why eve needs a higher tick rate

Fuck off to
You've been warned.

ok, should we raise it to 2 tick and double the server load so that there's twice as much tidi?

just so you can instalock newbies in your svipul?

>Why should this game not have a free 1k m/s latency baked into all elements of the game?

Literal Drones everyone.

probably because one second of latency isn't important in EVE and 1hz tickrate lets bigger battles happen than if it were higher

we've said this like 6 times now but you just keep ignoring the posts because you don't know what to say to them

OR you know maybe, just maybe CCP could clean up their code for once.

Stop defending this shit.

>tick rate

>don't worry about losing the 10k sp a day, user, boosters are coming!
>boosters arrive
>no one is selling any
>no fucking idea where to find serpentis shipyards

thx cccccccccccccccppppppppp

>CS:GO - 10 players - 128 Hz
>Dota 2 - 10 players - 60 Hz
>Overwatch - 12 players - 20 Hz

>Eve Online - hundreds of players - 1 Hz

why is this hard to understand?
every other game loses its shit when 40-80 players get together to do something. eve gets up to thousands sometimes. hard knocks rolled into wingspan last night and fielded 50 men on its own, not counting the wingspan and adhoc that were already there, and this is perfectly normal.

>Hard Cucks
>Wingscam

Jamyl a cute!

what is wingspan

a memehole gank corp run by a youtube '''''''celeberty'''''''

The young capsuleer emerged from the steaming, pink bubble bath of his capsule. Having been listed on a Vagabond kill-mail before losing his fifth tristan of the day, he sighed a sigh of triumphant relief. He's a big boy now. Looking back to the pod, grinning at his inflatable doll of Reyni that accompanied him everywhere. He blew her a kiss. One day there will be a real Reyni in there, he thought.

As he walked down the hall to his quarters, he readjusted to the feeling of artificial station gravity that made everyone move so slowly. It was a small price to bay for the rich, fulfilling experience one encounters every time they get out of their pod in a space station. As he walked down the hallway to his quarters, he noted the lack of color and decoration. He would have to schedule a pretty big makeover for this place. After taking a seat on his couch, he fired up The Scope on his screen. He didn't pay much attention to it though – he was too nervous and excited for what came next.

le funneh bomber man is my fav! he so silly!

Whoever used to live I these quarters had installed an ultra rare device behind that door. On the top of the door, it read “Personal Entropic Portal Emulator.” He called it the Pepe. Now it was his Pepe.. After popping several blue pills – he once tried the red pill, but it gave him a nervous breakdown – he felt ready to finally enter the Pepe. With a heavy gulp, he rose from his obsidian throne and tried the door on the left. Locked? No, he just had to kick it open.

The journal left by the previous owners suggested that the destination of the portal was not entirely random. There was an eerie connection between the hidden desires of the person entering the portal and where they would end up. The young capsuleer didn't bother to actually read the journal – after all, he's a fucking moron. He did however boast to his friends about this aspect of the Pepe, despite not understanding the words coming out of his own mouth.

He entered a dark room with a single light shining down in the center, highlighting a big green orb -that must be the Pepe. As he approached, the Pepe opened, revealing a red felt-like interior. “Gotta get inside to make it work, I guess.”

As soon as he was inside, the orb clamped down, and he experienced mind-searing pain. But as soon as the pain was upon him, it was gone. He found himself sitting on a couch, in a room just like his own quarters. Was it all a dream?. He turned his head to the other side of the couch, noticed Reyni sitting there, and immediately lost consciousness.

When he woke up, he found himself retrained, hanging over the side of the couch. Reyni was standing in front of him. She knelt down, and traced the line of his jaw with her fingertip using an erotic feather-like touch. “Is there something you want, boy?”

“I-I- - I…”

“Don't be afraid to ask, my dear”

“I-I-IWANTYOUTOSITIONMYFACE”

“Oh, that's a big no-no around here young man, I'm going to have to take away all your good boy points! You're going to have to earn those points back if you want to be allowed in your capsule again.“

“H-How do I do that?”

“That's easy. My friend here will show you how.”

Reyni pointed to the other side of the room. The young capsuleer twisted his neck, and saw the silhouette of a red-haired female stepping our of her capsule. She walked down the hallway in the nude. Still in the corner of his eye, she knelt before a poster of a man and said a prayer. Now that he took the time to look, the poster was a single part of a shrine dedicated to this one man. But who could it be?

As the female capsuleer rose to her feet, having finished her silent prayer, she made a salute to the poster and exclaimed “STUNT-SAMA, UGUU~!” in an unsettling foreign voice. She then knelt again, and donned a dog mask from among the objects of the shrine. The dog mask was white, and had a happy, albeit retarded look on its face.. Next, she reverently picked up a model Stratios and rose to her feet – except this was not just a model ship – once she turned around, he realized it was a strap-on. He gulped.

As he began to shiver – was it the rush of the blue pill waning, or something else? – Reyni crouched by his face and smirked. Right as the other female began to mount him, Reyni whispered something into his ear, at the exact moment of penetration: “Stay the fuck away from me and my arty vag”

>wormholes

He was suddenly hard as a rock. The other female continued to thrust,right up until Benji was nearing climax, only to stop and slowly resume at a snails pace. She could smell his pleasure like a Drifter smells corpses. After taking the young capsuleer on a rollercoaster of pain and pleasure for what felt like an hour, the Stratios pilot learned forward so that she could whisper in his ear, right as she began to thrust as hard as she could.

“Fucking kill yourself Benji.”

The sound of his orgasmic cry of “lol” echoed throughout the station that night.

whomever*

>yfw Benji is 10 times the man Maow Maow wished he could be and he is one day gonna impregnate Reyni once he is old enough to produce enough sperm in a single Tristan load

maow "muh ddas" maow

but seriously what does wingspan do? gank miners?

W-well?
W-what are you waiting f-for????

fly stealth bombers and kill carebears in wormholes, i think

it's a celebrity corp built around a guy called 'wingspantt' on youtube, who makes stealth bomber videos from the perspective of a new player even though he's been playing for like a year and a half now

for some reason he's on the CSM

nothing worth mentioning

>for some reason he's on the CSM

cause csm is just a popularity contest, 98% of the fucks they get on there have no idea about how to fix eve

>hes on the csm
muh ever-important newbie perspective
also he thinks hes some kind of marketing genius that can "save" Eve like he "saved" TF2

Post Ending in 9 names my new carrier

anyone remember when wingspantt proposed some capital changes back when all that was up in the air, and didn't know what a cyno was?

your illustrious CSM, folks
it's no wonder they were neutered in favor of handpicked focus groups

Kagerou

Gallente Catgirl

Imaizumi

Nozuchi.

Selous Scout

In Japanese mythology, the Nozuchi or Nodzuchi is a spirit of the earth that is found in open plains hiding in the shadows of the plants and trees. While it is not an evil or mischievous spirit, it is wild and uncontrollable, thus it will sometimes bring harm to humans it sees as intruders or threats. Its name means "God of the plains". It is also another name for the serpent monster Tsuchinoko, which is now seen more as a cryptid that takes the form of a fat snake.

what solo things is a carrier not able to instantly shitfuck, after the nerf?

There you go senpai

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>My wife's son
>[KEK]
>[INRI]
>Christian corporation
Broski needs to kill themselves.

>1027x800
how is this possible?

Fucking kill yourself benji.

EVE is dying, so why aren't you playing Elite: Dangerous? There is literally no excuse. Go ahead and throw your dogs and will smiths at me, you have no arguments.

tfw no advanced bubble immune mining barge.

cause i just spent more than three times what elite costs for three months sub to a game I barely play

does elite let me do that

mfw you need to complete 100 serpentis sites to get a booster

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LE FUCKING MAYOOOOOO KEKED GAME

Why would I want to jump from a 13 year old dying game to a 1 year old dead game?

EVE takes more time, is designed less like a game, doesn't reward normalfags and retards without an attention span, has fights that are meaningful because the vast majority are non concensual unfair fights over resources or territory.

>non consensual
literal rape, I'm contacting the authorities

whomever* you illiterate piece of fucking uneducated shit, go fucking kill yourself in real life for real

mate he is more useful in the CSM that you will ever be

epic

>can't prove me wrong

>l-le k-kek hyuck hyuck hyuck

>prospect doesn't get the free warp core stab that the venture gets
>its supposed to be the elite dangerous covert ops behind enemy lines miner

For what purpose? Is there any way to mine while being safe even when hostile locals are in system? Or do you literally just have to dock up until they leave?

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look at the slots and the cargo. it has 4 lows. and come on, it has a covops cloak. that's far better than warp stab bonus. it also has enough cargo for a mobile depot and refit modules

prospect is great, stop being gay

DELETE THIS

goodbye faggot

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>mfw this is literally me in this game
> I am an angel, I an the devil.
>don't fuck with me

>nidhoggur

nidhoggur and hel are cute as fuck desu

not on my christian imageboard

Is setting up an astrohouce in a C2 wolf rayet for PI and sites worth it? I found an empty one and thought it would be a nice relaxing life.

I decided to go to stain to do some exploration and the loot was damn good. But every single person there had a killboard filled with exploration frigate kills.

I guess it must see a shitload of exploration pilots who are blind or just plain careless. Almost every fucking fit had 3-4 warp core stabs and was killed by either more than one person or something with 5 points of scram.

Making it out of null is great though because I'm super poor.

as profitable as stain is, its almost not worth it because of how god damn apeshit it is down south

I only had to run from one gatecamp (2 sabers) and that was the only thing I ran into all the way there and back. Despsite being empty the inhabitants seem perfectly fine waiting for HOURS for an explorer to wander into the site they have already scanned.

To be fair I was only there for two nights.

What's a region in null that's mostly empty and nets decent ISK? I want to fall for the exploration meme.

how to not die while exploring:

>don't do anything but be AFK while someone else is in local

there u go guys

my skillqueue to complete

scooby pls notice me

double biceps pose for character when

Pretty much.

Not drone space.

I haven't been there for a year and a half but it was pure shit last time I went.

Venal and branch were alright. NPC space is nice because you can easily stash all your shit in a station when you're unsure about how safe things are.

I recently re subbed just in time for the new broken docking camera. I sure do like looking at walls every other time I dock.

gib cerebral accelerators pls

rip

I'd only say kill themselves if they go to reddit. If its a true Veeky Forums alliance then its fine in my book.

Everyone that plays EVE goes to reddit

i dont

I don't

Don't lie
It's nothing to be ashamed of
Had CCP managed the official forums properly we wouldn't be going to reddit for EVE stuff

i have no reason to lie

>t. liar