/owg/ Overwatch General

>ywn kiss widowmaker's qt nose

>mfw playing Zarya for the first time and getting 4 gold medals afterwards

Didn't know she was this OP

I GOT DISCONNECTED FROM MY MATCH

I'M STILL ONLINE HELLO????

Right here buddy, just got placed 53 and never bothered to touch it again.

it's the worst meme in a long time. fuck pussies

>starting off 0-5

just fucking kill me. Only 2 of those games were even competitive. The rest were filled with retarded teammates.

fuck mei

i only play reinhardt
ask me anything

>lose all placement matches
>try going for 1
>end up getting bored and start stomping every game

I'm about to buy another account just to deliberately lose my way to rock bottom.

ME UNGA
TEAM BUNGA

WHY OG LOSE GAME
BLIZZARD MAKE OG LOSE GAME AS MUCH AS OG WIN GAME

Can't arrest dead people

...

I would literally take one thousand KOTH matches in a row over fair and balanced Volskaya Industries and sudden death coinflip hell

>being in a public chat channel

literally why

>this is on the front page at the same time as that post
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw I've only played 2 comp games so far in fear of losing my perfect score

OG WON 2 MAJORS THOUGH?

who the fuck is talking about tournaments?

stay salty faggot.

nerf tracer 2016

Reporting in.

Fun only. All smiles. Plus I can't in good conscience play D.Va on Ranked. I'd play Mercy, but with the fucked up Placement system I'd rather wait until it gets fixed.

contest that shit

I'll probably do my 10 placement matches with a buddy then leave it alone. I don't need a golden gun or leet stats to impress incels.

God fucking damn it not again
Also this

these comp games

do you smack people or are you a right click cuck

play one, take a nap, play another, make a nice meal, play another, take a smoke
then repeat

People who whine about toxicity and all that shit are in reality the most toxic people you will meet in online games.

It was sarcasm and he was agreeing with you lmao Zen literally didn't get picked a single time in the tournament he's talking about

Who would the best griefer be? Mei walling people? Roadhog feeding ultimate? Tracer/Genji stealing health packs?

I can't see what you wrote. I think your internet is down, user.

now that we have ranked, there shouldn't be a leaving penalty for quick play because of forced 50 bullshit

i once contested as lucio by coming up behind them and crouching behind the payload

it worked for a good 10 seconds

so this bug that KOTH maps don't give any ranking points for a win apparently happens every time. how much are people losing on them?

"Dear people trying to troll me,

Your mission was successful. I got assblasted enough to make this post. Please stop.

Love,
Reddit"

why do you only play the most boring character in the game

Alright /owg/, which hero do you keep getting drops for but never play?

For me it's Torbjorn. I have Deadlock, Blackbeard, 3 of his blue skins, all of his victory poses, and a highlight intro for him, and I've played him for like 20 mins out of the 90 or so hours total. Shit will not stop, I can't go 10 levels without some new bullshit for him.

I did Mei and Baston.

You walk into the club and this bitch is taking your objective.

What do you do?

Threadly reminder to report D.va shitters in comp.

Write down their names also so when we finish building over concentration camps, we will know who to send.

I play tons of quick play because I'm bored of everyone I'm good with. Maybe I could grind my Pharah from rank 60 to rank 65 if I try really really hard and get lucky with teammates even though I'm fucking sick of playing Pharah.

Or maybe I could take my shitty ass McCree who I can barely aim with to quick play and WHOA THERE all day.

Bend over

>Blizzard has stated that they are going to be very strict on the toxicity
Is that true?
I was going to get this game specifically to main dva but now I'm having second thoughts

Perfect score doesn't matter.
I have 63% win rate in competitive after 30 matches or so, and I lost two ranks. I'm not going to bother with competitive until they fix the king of the hill shit, because it's ridiculous. King of the hill takes longer too, but currently it's bugged to only give only a tenth or so of MMR of a payload or assault loss.

They do give some, but it's a really small amount, and even smaller if your team's average MMR is higher than the enemy's. Lots of people have positive win rates and are losing ranks because KOTH is valued pretty much nothing.

that has nothing to do with a zenyatta being able to kill a tracer and lucio/mercy being better picks in almost any situation

Will you play with me?

say "IT'S HIGH NOON"

Why aren't you a Mercy main, user?

Just stay out of comp until she gets buffed.

I've gotten epics and legendaries for Hanzo and Genji as who I rarely ever play. I've been pretty lucky with my drops though, getting enough skins and shekels to buy them for my favorites.

>Someone picks Genji
>Gets mad that I also pick Genji despite me having 89 hours on him and being rank 45 compared to his shitty rank 42

You need to diversify yourself son

I went 5-5 and got placed 49, am I terrible and should I kill myself

See this
what do

Because in a game with somewhere around 20 characters to play, all with varying tactical advantages and disadvantages and playstyles, only playing one of them seems like a waste of $40~60.

if you main a healer then you must like boring and frustrating work

This is what confuses me. Doesn't that person realize that post is going to make people do that more? I don't think anyone is actually going to go, "Oh wow I had no idea people would be hurt by my words, I better stop." People that do it will laugh about what a pussy this guy is and people that don't do it might learn a new trick. There are zero positive outcomes to a post like that.

Good, don't buy it and instead use the money you saved to buy a rope and hang yourself you retarded dva main fuck.

>Doesn't even know avoid has been removed

McCree

Mystery Man, Vigilante, and Riverboat
along with a whole assortment of intros/poses/emotes.

>tfw good enough to join the shitposting club

Feels good, man.

Pharah. I have 5 skins for her and more unlocks than anyone else. I've played her twice.

You're pretty average

I am though.

>tfw conflicted on whether to buy another skin for her or snag the Arctic one for Zarya.

I don't see how "toxicity" can even be an issue in a game where there's a fucking mute button

>Playing competitive without a cute support friend so you have a reliable carry and healer no matter how badly things go
I seriously hope you don't do this

You're not being creative enough user

>Symmetra teleporters leading off ledges or right in front of their spawn
>Battle Mercy
>Roleplaying
>Using Mei walls to not only block your team but help the enemy team like in that webm with McCree's ult
>Defense Matrix only D.Va
>Deliberately wasting ults
>Dropping Reinhardt shield on purpose to charge off the ledge during critical moments like Reaper/Bastion/Pharah ults (this might be my favorite)
>Bastion sentry mode in spawn
>Deliberately missing every shot with Hanzo and Widow
>Melee-only Zenyatta

There are so many possibilities. Anyone else have any ideas?

>hanzo widow genji on attack
HAHAHAH
I DIDN'T WANT TO WIN ANYWAY DONT WORRY

because i don't like to play a walking talking ultimate ability

I'm not surprised my boys

55 rank

b-but zenyatta is totally viable guys. you're all just jealous and need to git gud!

>solo queuing through competitive
This was a mistake.

Bastion for me, though I've only gotten one legendary for him. My droprates in general suck, I'm only level 80 or so and I've gotten about 90% duplicates since 40 or so.

Keep shooting I don't care if it feeds her power. She's just going to keep lobbing shit bombs all day anyways.

Fucking leddit and their buzzwords

Anyone notice way more support players in ranked? It feels weird role-filling as not support.

I was.

Then I switched to Lucio because he's more fun.

>Freeze don't move

>get shit skins for your favorite heroesto use
>get good skins for your least favorite heroes to use

What point are you even trying to make

He agrees that Zen is underpowered and so do I, he was being sarcastic

why do u guys browse reddit lol

meant for
but i forgot the links like the sub-56 shitter i am

As soon as some shitdick on my team tells me I'm bad or to switch my hero, I just go Tracer and spend the match trying to get behind an enemy (or a group of enemies) and just walk behind them spamming "CHEERS LUV THE CAVAREES HEEAH".

Surprisingly none of them ever turn around if you don't shoot them. I just happily walk behind the group watching them do whatever until one of them finally notices me and starts shooting me.

I knew you could do it.

>Lose
>say GG EZ
>People on both teams get upset

>people don't use him often, that means he simply cannot do anything.

>hero usage = viability

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

just because 2 out of 3 options are easier, does not make the third shit

For what it's worth, I think Zen is a lot more relevant outside pro play, largely because enemy team comps can be so different. Discord Orb can be really nice when the enemy team is stacking Roadhogs or something.

porn and dank memes

I'd love to. I also like to win though so I fill out the roles that are missing.

>20min + 5min sudden death temple of anubis

now I know hell

A fellow Rein! What rank did you end up with, if you've finished your matches. I ended up losing 3 games because I wasn't Reinhardt, and won 4 because I was Rein and ended up with a rank of 54. Did you ever get PotMs?

>For the love of torb
I bet this guy has a fedora