/5N@F/ General

I don't know Mike

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>That Dozer cameo

Truth be told, I still have no idea what's up with the shadow bots.

youtu.be/d4tDI1UJK3c?t=3m50s

>"I have a baseball game tonight."
>"Let me come watch you man. What position do you play?"
>"Catcher"
>"Ooooooooooo, that's perfect."

I need this done between the Night Guard and Freddy.

I need this badly.

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Wait, why the fuck am I still here? I'm not into the porn and I skip 35% of the writefaggotry. I don't even like the games much anymore.

Nobody cares, fuck off.

Because deep down you desperately wish to capture that same feeling you had when you first started coming here. Also habit.

Take it to the Skype, champ, this is unrelated shit

I'm only hear because if the memories tied to this place combined with the fact that I have nowhere else to go.
I'd like to think that one day things will be good again, but I know that's not true.

Nice thumbnail.

Yeah. I didn't realize I saved they tiny version and now I can't find this page in the correct size.

Sister Location looks to be really good, merch collecting is a game of its own, and we have more OCfags active now than we did after FNAF 3 was released. I don't see reason to complain. Yeah it's not as great as the glory days right after FNAF 2, but we're a smaller fanbase now. Considering how most smaller fanbases turn out, we've been very lucky.

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The sentai stuff was handled pretty well, I think.

>I'm only hear
You can accomplish anything when you put your EAR to it!

Because if you post about the game anywhere else you'll get shitposting and a ton of hate. It's rare to have good discussions on the game without people getting angry or it turning it furry porn crap.

cute birbs

There was an animatronics thread on /co/ that went on for a few days without much hate directed towards fnaf.
It was nice; mostly stayed on topic with the occasional bursts of game talk.

This isn't a huge strong angry complaint but just a minor annoyance I'm going to vent

I hate when furries spell animals with cutesy names for no reason, I hate when birds are "birbs". I can't go to /utg/ because goats are now "gotes". I quit going to the IRC because of that guy with the Moth fursona. The fursona itself didn't bother me but everyone going "moff! moff moff moff" did.

That's all. Not flipping out over it. Just being annoyed.

but 'birb' is a meme

>moff
yeah, that was painful alright.
Still better than the pompom guy though.

Time to be a dicksucker. I still look at WeaverBonnie's design and it impresses me to no end that he somehow managed to put all the dread of the canon Bonnie into something so cartoony and slightly cute, yet immediately recognizable as something dangerous. The way her eyes have tiny white streaks indicating that the cartoony bits are just the skin of something darker is what does it.

So I'm guessing you don't like sneggs then?

Fucking ruthless, anonymous

Never heard of them

I mean seeing it once is fine, I get it, people want to feel cute or whatever, but seeing it over and over is just grating.

Sneggs.

snegg~

I can understand and sympathize. Thanks for not wigging out, have a snek.
Sorry.

>snegg
I'm assuming that's murry purry for 'snake', but I've never seen anyone refer to them as such.

Snegg is a play on words for where they come from.

Man, I miss snakemike
We need more drawfags drawing him

While we're on the topic of snakes in this furfag general, I have a really dumb question.
Do vorefags gets "excited" watching snakes eat live mice?

Try the /trash/ vore thread or the scaly thread.

While I understand there's a lot of vore/furry crossover, I don't think it's that related. There's tons of Sailor Moon vore or whatever.

Oh yeah, that's another one. I've never heard of "snegg" but the short time everyone was going "snek snek snek" was a little annoying. It doesn't bug me that much, it just makes me roll my eyes. There's probably others in such a furry thread. "Mango" counts.

Mango.

Now them's fightin' words. You don't tango with the mango there, pardner.

excuse you?

user pls

I like Mango for taking me back to the FNAF 2 days, and beyond that for mangos being the most delicious fruit on the planet.

>not the kiwi
Mangoes are alright though.

I hate any fruit that's not apples or bananas, personally.

>Not the KUMquat

do you even strawberry motherfucker?

... Not Grapefruit's most flattering interpretation. That face is the stuff of nightmares.

Too tart for my taste, I have a defect in my tongue, acidic foods literally burn me to bleeding and sores. Mangos are JUST right to enjoy without hurting myself.

Yo Poke, if you're here I finally caught up. Well I can't say I didn't see the dip into darkness coming, but it is what it is. I liked the murder threat by Carol that MIGHT be a hallucination from Mike's damaged psyche or someone trying to pull him back to reality or whatever is going on. Reminded me of Higurashi a bit. And once again, Faz is extremely likeable, I can't get over how attached I've grown to him of all characters.

I'll show you the stuff of nightmares
*unzips*

Dang dude that fucking sucks. Not that there are many bad fruits though.

I've got something you might enjoy that isn't acidic

Pick up blackberries, that shit's the bomb. Easily the best fruit, ever.

Not him, but black and red berries grow wild around where I live.

If I can get to them before the birds or bugs do, they're fucking A+.

What is it?

You people are the worst. What are you, ten?
Do you actually think repeating the same joke over and over is actually clever?
I hope you grow up to disappoint your parents.

Carrot milk

youtube.com/watch?v=X7FUhFtPt8A
>STOPHAVINGFUN.jpg

I'll show you a disappointment to my parents!
*unzips*

i grinned

what do you mean 'you people'??

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What does that taste like? Is it white or orange?

The guy in that video was definitely Filipino

What did he mean by this?

Pizza is good though. Hope ya doing well there Crisis.

hmm.... really makes you think...

Chica's a dirty pizza slut and we all know it.

Here's something that needs to grow up for you
*unzips*

I can only hope that I get to meet the pizza bird in heaven

Some people wouldn't mind disappointing their parents. I wouldn't mind it, myself.

Silly faggot, robots don't go to Heaven, which is convenient because neither will you.

Jason, shut the fuck up and grab your mother and I some more beer!

>I hope you grow up to disappoint your parents.

I'm on Veeky Forums, viewing a robot-furry thread....

what do you think they think of me?

>I'm on Veeky Forums, viewing a robot-furry thread....
>what do you think they think of me?
Why would they know?

They've subtly mention things about it before. Probably have seen it on my computer.

YOU FOOL always lock that shit up or make sure the inquisitive ones only see boring stuff so they stop bothering you.

You do know you can delete your internet history, right? Hell, Chrome even has a built-in incognito browser.

Well I never!

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i want to eat pizza with the bird

HOLY FUCK user THATS TOO LEWED

>draw and write a ton of shit all night long
>thunderstorm kills internet right before I can post anything
>typing on my phone now on 4g
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.

GOD I SURE DO LOVE TOY CHICA ISN'T SHE THE CUTEST ROBOT EVER?

No she is gross and I hear she has the power to summon thunderstorms to knock out the power of people she hates.

>Toy "Thunder Thighs" Chica
Would make sense.

Oh don't be a baby.
You can't post it but I'm guessing you still saved everything.

I really like the panty BIRB. As far as designs go, I think the BIRB has one of the cutest in the series. I'd even go so far as to call her best BIRB, but FNaF 1 Chica has a good design too. Really, both BIRBs are great. I don't really like the Phantom BIRB or the Nightmare BIRB, though. The Withered BIRB is alright, I guess.

Which BIRB does everyone else like the most?

are you having a stroke

But getting excited to share content is fun.

But Nightmare Chica is incredible and beautiful and has such lovely rows of fangs and such striking, seductive crimson-orange eyes. I want her to bite me.

It involves Chica, so I know I'm having a stroke. Of my penis. I'm masturbating to Chica.

put you pants back on Ghost

I'm just fucking with the user that gets triggered by birb, don't mind me
Nightmare Chica is basically a discount Withered Chica that got designed by Coldsteel the Hedgehog.

You have no evidence this is slander.

Hey, I've given them fair warning not to go through my computer, otherwise they'd see things they'd wish they hadn't.