/ink/ - Splatoon General

That would be a WORST possible ending. Who takes solace in rigged results?

It won't be a tie but I suspect at least in the NA version they'll be apologies and forgiveness a'plenty

So what stage are you voting for?
I'm choosing Urchin Underpass

After how they dramatized the last results, some additional reconciliation is expected. Let's first see how the introductory bants go.

>This will reveal which maps are most popular in each region
This will be interesting.

I feel it will end with a "no hard feelings, we need each other to complement each other since we're the Squid SISTERS," kind of thing. I can't see Nintendo just throwing away such popular characters if they can reuse them for the inevitable sequel.

The sequel's plot will be getting them back together

Flounder Heights or Walleye

Only NA had them falling out. So EU Marie or Callie is free to gloat to their heart content since it's business as usual. Jap Sisters will say the same old same old

Well someone has to introduce the multiplayer maps since you can do that before the single player, and I can't see them creating new idols when Callie and Marie are so popular.

Walleye has to be there.

Bonus that port mackrel, depot, and saltspray are guaranteed not to be in the splatfest.

It feels way too early to be the final splatfest. It feels like it should've happened, I dunno, after a sequel was announced?

Something big has to be happening. There's no way they're just wrapping up splatfests as simple as that.

R-Right?

They could always expand their roles to more involving heights, maybe better incorporating the Agents into the general game, and leaving the news to their successors while they take care of real business.

that's kinda weird and sudden.
no more snails?

>Something big has to be happening.

Yeah man, new amiibos are coming, buy em while they're hot!

I don't doubt a sequel is coming eventually, I just doubt Nintendo will announce it or do anything big for quite awhile.

Wrong

SplatooNX will be a surprise announced long into the life of the NX

no snails, no servers, no squidsisters

This, most probably.

>No servers
>after the splatfest, the servers just shut down permanently
>you can't even play online with friends
I want this to happen just to see the backlash.

>un-optimal stats
>control stick
>playing with chinks
>mfw still mvp

So who thinks it's going to be revealed that the fight is just a publicity stunt?

Of course it's a publicity stunt, it was to draw attention to the grand final.

Why would I want idols other than Callie and Marie?

it isn't, it being the final splatfest and all.
the developers came here to ask about how you felt about Callie vs Marie, and decided to make it the final one based on your waifu wars

Not new idols, new news casters.
In Splatoon 2 Callie and Marie will be Veteran Agents, like their late Grandpa.

If that were true it would be a Splatfest deciding which of them would be on top that night or something.

rip splatfest
youtube.com/watch?v=lwX2azmLeAc

they are still a family oriented company, they aren't just going to have a splatfest for something like that.
plus we already know Callie is the one on top while Marie is a dead fish

What the hell are you talking about?
It's to decide who gets to sleep in the top bunk bed.

I will protect the smiles of all the qt squidgirls

what about the qt octopus and anemone girls

I will put my penis inside of Annie!
And then I will put babies inside of Annie!
And then we will love the babies!

Drugs!

I will protect all of them as well. They will be happy and comfy with me

Reminder that Marie will win

...

it's a shame there isn't any more like this

Marie stopping by Cooler Heads on a Friday afternoon!
Going round the back of the store with Annie!
Marie and Annie smoking piles and piles of seaweed!
Marie molesting Annie!
Marie raping Annie!
Moe having a goddamn aneurysm!
Marie heading home while Annie tells nobody because she secretly loves her!

>Marie x Annie
I didn't know that this was something I wanted

Reminder of 'Best Multiplayer Game of 2015"

Don't forget Best Shooter

The BLOPS3, Destiny, and Battlefield 4 tears were delicious

Marie occasionally goes into the store to flash her vagina at Annie, as a mockery of how Annie doesn't have one. This bullying only led to Annie falling in love.

>Just bought Splatoon yesterday.
>Now all this shit

I wish I was dead

So who here stuck with their based weaponfu from start tor finish?

>a mockery of how Annie doesn't have one

It's not over yet m8
The only thing that are ending are Splatfests, and they were kinda boring anyway

Anemone does not have pusspuss, best /ink/ meme 2016.

Custom Splattershot Jr all day erry day

literally look up anemone anatomy any time

Squids don't either...

I don't know, I always loved the sense of competition Splatfest brought. The miiverse posts were usually higher quality and it was always fun seeing new banter form Callie and Marie. Not too mention the aesthetics were always great for the night time maps. Also all the salt when results were posted.

I'm truly going to miss it all.

that's a lie

And squids don't have tittie but here we are

>Since then end of my first splatfest were you guys kicked my ninja ass.

God bless you Alice, you are my beloved charger.

>holding distant-future human-fish mutants to real life standards

On some of those days, Marie rubs her puss on the merchandise. Instead of selling the hats for millions, Annie hoards them for herself.

do we have any reason to believe the anemone would just evolve extra orifices like that

seems a bit far-fetched imo

It's true, real female squid don't have vaginas.
But the fact Inklings have bellybuttons confirm they've evolved to produce live birth.

So for Spla2n. Should the Squid Sisters look the same, or should they get new costumes/haircuts?
Are you going for tradition or freshness?

I played the last Splatfest at my best friend's house over the weekend and that alone is what made me want to buy the game in the first place. Oh well, at least I can have my ass handed to me by Japanese children until they shut down the servers eventually.

I'm autistic. Change scares and confuses me.

They'll change as much as Mario or Kirby have.

the Squid Sisters should be replaced

>annie has no vagina
That means she's going to be the one who gets Marie pregnant.

Do we have any reason to believe anemone would evolve into something resembling a human female girl

Seems a bit far-fetched imo

Blasphemy!

So then who says anemones haven't as well?

>Ohhh yeah... betcha wish you had one of these, didnt'cha... feels reeeeeal nice...

>answering a question with another question
don't be a nigger

Go fuck yourself.

That's mostly just a meme, who knows how much has changed between now and then.

If Squid can evolve from flesh into sentient ink, Anemones can evolve from rocks into vaginas.

The point is, user, they already evolved into something completely unrealistic and unfeasible that it's completely retarded to continue to hold them to real life standards.

This is Marie staking ownership of Callie's butt

>So who here stuck with their based weaponfu from start tor finish?
I'd say I've done so. I just can't leave the vanilla Splat Charger.

Should upgrade to the Hero Charger desu

what?
they're not actually fighting or whatever, it's just for fun. they are tv stars/actors after all

me too! cute squidlolis! :3

DELETE THIS

Carbon Roller since the day it came out.

Actually they're characters in a video game, whatever they say or do is the real deal.

Troll Nintendo logic:

Releases Callie and Marie amiibo for Splatfests
Makes Callie vs Marie the last Splatfest

So now that splatoon is dead, you are required to merge with /nintyg/

OH NO I HAVENT PLAYED THIS GAME SINCE LAST OCTOBER AND I JUST HEARD THAT SPLATFESTS ARE GONNA BE OVER! this has upset me greatly desu.

>l-3 nozzlenose
>rapid blaster
>bamboozler
These are the only bad weapons.

No, it makes perfect sense.
Callie & Marie amiibos turn the plaza into Splatfest mode.
What's the point of this functionality if Splatfests are still happening?
Now you have to buy one if you want it back :^)

All wrong.

>Bamboozler is bad.

This meme will die with this game.

>Callie/Marie amiibos let you play the night versions of levels any time
That'd be really neat.

>splatfest shirts are released to be bought as normal shirts
>wearing them sets the game to splatfest mode
>the main abilities are rolled alongside the secondaries

It's a no-brainer, and would actually impact gameplay rather than just being a fancy music player, but I don't think it's happening.

>L-3 nozzlenose
>bad

git gud scrub