/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

Who should I pray to if I need to win my next 3 games? Always when Im one win away from
3100 I start losing all the way to 2900 and then I start winning again etc..

is it weird to masturbate while taking a shit?

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TO ALL CONCERNED

OUR OGRE IS OFFICIALLY STREAMING

I REPEAT

OUR OGRE IS OFFICIALLY STREAMING

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>tfw you met a dotard in adelaide

@147064957
no one cares about noname shitters tard

panda tv doesn't show me a stream, how are you guys watching eternal autist?

@995
there's a whole website for "people" like you

Why the fuck are EE and arteezy streaming on sad panda??? I cant even configure this shit. It has great quality but its literally always cutting out to buffer.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIX THIS SHIT?

1st for drow = best waifu

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>reddit likes Grant now
wtf I hate Grant now

dead thread until esports

Would you lick her armpits?

I'd lick YOUR armpits.

You spam livestremer until it works

>no hair
Fuck off pedo.

.............maybe

SHEEVER

a guy's instagram is sooo cute they r all posting their haircuts, food, something interesting, when girls post fucking selfies all the time

I bet you use facebook too you fucking normie.

>wearing helmet in bed
kek, the butch cunt is probably balding from all those steroids

quick d2g

Should i get myself some soda?

slut

No

stay hydrated

If you look at her hood cosmetic you can clearly see that isn't the case.

She's obviously prepared for battle at any time. Or underneath her helmet is another helmet

soda will hydrate me

FUCKING TURKROACH KEMAL FAT PIECE OF SHIT.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PEOPLE PLAY VIDEOGAMES IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4qktue/if_you_correct_the_current_prizepool_for_average/

it's over guys Valve went to far this time ;_;

lad

>Or underneath her helmet is another helmet
PRESS THE ATTACK

I actually want water now, thanks user!

>>>>JUNGLE

>>>>LC

Played the last time 2 years ago, did a lot of stuff change in that time?

>literally why niggers still die of hunger

Good lad

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yoky was a mistake

I've said it before and I'll say it again, having sex with sheever must be like having sex with a dead body

must be why she's not married

how come you know so much about sex with dead bodies user

new RESEARCH RESULTS in JUST NOW!!
listening to KOREAN KPOP from the 90S while playing will boost your PERFORMANCE in DOTA by 26%!!!!

xd

I think dead bodies are probably easier to deal with virgins.

>take forever to get in mood
>no it hurts
>be softer
>i'm nervous

Fuck it, just blow me.

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>russians proving that they are bottom-tier shitters
>entire region disbands

Shitvi are lucky they got invited. They wouldn't have qualified.

>VP is kill

yeah i'm sure they would have struggled in those qualifiers that had teams they repeatedly defeated in bo3s for months whenever they faced each other

tfw no skeleton royalty hero

Will she attend TI6?

they fired her for voodoo magic

Probably not since good casters, funny personalities and cute girls are forbidden from the scene by valve

B-but we have llama and anne!

Reddit told me they were good casters and that anne is definitely an 8.5!

>/d2g/ now likes literal monkeys
What happened?

>Wake up
>Russia literally disbanded

I figured out a really good tactic on how to convert your League babby friends to Dota

>Recently started talking with my old group of friends again
>They still play League and stuff
>We get on the subject of things we'd like to see in League
>Start listing off mechanics, features, and items that are in Dota2
>The response is overwhelmingly positive
>Drop them bomb on them that everything I just listed was in Dota 2
>Their minds are blown

I now have a group of friends to play Dota 2 with.

now why in the world would you want to play with shitters

>your League babby friends

??

> ͏

Because I too was a shitter once and want to show them the holy light

>was

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>Terrorblade transforms into a powerful demon with a ranged attack. Any of Terrorblade's illusions that are within 900 range will also be transformed by Metamorphosis.
>Cast Animation: 0+0
>Transformation Time: 0.35
>Illusion Radius: 900
>Attack Damage Bonus: 20/40/60/80
>Attack Range Bonus: 400
>Move Speed Loss: 25
>Duration: 40/44/48/52
dotards???????

Wasn't it just VP?

VP , Polarity which is still VP and some manager or something of Empire

How do I win with Naga?

Patience

What is BloodSeekers Agh's made it so the blood forms a trail behind them that heals BloodSeeker as he walks over it?

you kill their ancient

as in patience until a patch with naga buffs comes?

>3 people with stuns could be TPing to that t2 to collect their FREE abaddon kill right now
>she's even pinging to get their attention
>none of them are moving at all

I think the only person that can't be blamed for this is LC

This

That abaddon is way the fuck too deep and could have easily been fucked over if anyone on LC's team had the slightest bit of map awareness.

>watching abenobashi in 2015

I bet you are a user with good taste in anime.

don't worry, reddit complained so icefraud will be forced to nerf TB into irrelevance before TI

>i want to make a character, than is built around fast auto attacks
>and the more he hurts people, the more stats he gets!
>and if he gets a DoT on him, he can use his built in diff blade to remove it
>or his built in potm hop + puck ult to keep people in
>and his jump disjoints spells!
>and his ult is like SUPER stealth, you can't use anything to detect it!!!
>woooooooooow, im so cool
Was this icefrauds creation or was it guinsoos fuck you before he left to crap out LoL

My classmate plays nothing but league for two years now. That fucker is like frozen in time. Literally always looks the same, pale, greasy long Justin bieber hair, same clothes etc... He´s not bad but he´s auttitude is really just ´´I don´t care´´ for everything. I thought Im carefree but this guy takes it to next level. Worst thing is I was like a copy of him years ago and alienated most of my friends because of LoL addiction. That game really fucks you up good. Sorry for blogging

what if terrorblade has a demon melee form ??????

>play a riki or BH
>fuck over a jungler's early game
>almost get a kill but all enemy allies tp

>I play a slightly greedy jungler like enig
>I get invaded by enemy supports
>I get 0 tps and a "Well played!" despite being under my tower

Every time.

His ult used to only be a regular invisibility that's not broken by right clicks

But then powercreep happened

Let me help you.

>and then Blizzard threatens to sue yet again while Legion launches, because they were the only people on earth to ever combine the words terror and blade together
>meanwhile a boss in LEgions dungeons will look 99.9% like TB, use his lines, and have his animations
>Blizzard will then claim "homage" and nerf paladins for no reason

DOta 2 fucks you up even more. Most people turn into elitist shitstains even though they are horrible at the game.

There's literally 1 person on that team with a stun and it's not even 4 minutes in. Are you retarded?

>OD
>Rubick
>Mirana

"literally 1 person" - you

My friends younger brother played LoL non-stop, but i (before dota 2 was even a thing) couldn't play with him for more than 2 matches because he would rage ultra hard if everything didn't go perfectly
He was insanely good too, top 3% in the game and was even offered a role on some team, but turned them down
He got perma banned twice for going off on chats

>OD
>no stun
>Rubick
>no stun
>Mirana
>stun

As I said, literally 1 person on that team with a stun.

>rubick
>no stun
what did he mean by this

How does Rubick have a stun unless he steals one with his ult? Are you really this stupid?

>"semi-carry"
>it's not just a league term user!!
What the fuck is a semi-carry? is it a carry that is short items or levels?

@315
You are NOT getting any more free (you)s from this awful b8

@147071315
(You)

2nd carry u fucking idiot