/smgen/ SMITE General

>tfw sexually attracted to Jing Wei but I don't want to go to jail.

Adult version skin when?

No one had made one user. And I would rather join one instead of making one. Nor do I know anything of making/growing one, so yeah. Leave it to the pros.

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Never stop Scyllaposting

Props on this post OP trying to remove Paladins at least going through the effort of updating everything. Additional props on removing that retarded ass /HiRGen/ shit. Still very autistic though.

Anyways, BEST GIRL

PALADINFAGS UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO

It really isn't hard
>Make a clan
>Invite people
That is all there is to it. You already have the name and clan tag so you can't do anything wrong

I'm going to update the retarded S2 Smite FAQ too.

Anyways daily reminder to report and hide Palandins if the thread is /smgen/ since they have their own general

Paladins PC 28 - Barrage Incoming
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?8896

Paladins beginners guide
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?29-Paladins-Beginner-s-Guide

I still think /smitepals/ is the best and cutest general name.

Cassie > Evie

Yeah...I'll give it till the end of the day and if nothing shows up in the morning, I will make it then probably.

Where were you when HiRez revealed themselves as being the ones who were forcing paladins into Smite gen?

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>Keep in mind this is a HiRez employee / shill paid to call you autistic

Where were you when HiRez literally said on stream
>we listen to reddit

Speaking of paladins, where the fuck is the cod patch? Isn't it dropping today?

Counter HiRez shilling by posting smite girls

Think it'll be in a couple hours.

Thanks senpai, I needed a link to the patch notes.

It is cute but /smgen/ is fine. I don't support merging the games.

SHITTEST OF SHIT TASTE

I need the shills senpai, don't ruin this for me.

Soon™

HURRR POST MORE SCYLLA SO I CAN BE A NIGGER FAPPING TO HER. I DONT WANT TO ADMIT I LIKE CHILDREN SO I PLAY SMITE AND PICK A GOD DESIGNED FOR AND BY CHILDREN. I A GROWN MAN PLAYING HER I LIKE MY KEYS CUM CRUSTED

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>No paladins in OP

This war

I shall unleash upon you a thousand shitposts, each shittier than the last, until Scylla posting is a bastion on reason.

ohhh were so scared of you and 3 other people

im not the usual scyllaposter and i have no problems admitting that I fap to loli

fuck off faggot

AND IT COMES OUT SCYLLA NIGGER IS A PEDOPHILE WHY IS THIS ALLOWED HIREZ WHY DO YOU CATER TO SUBHUMANS LIKE THIS

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Paladins shitposters are one thing but openly admitting to being a kiddie fiddler is another.

I hope you are run over by a bus.

Sorry senpai, FAQ has been updated to S3 if you want to include it in the next thread.

Anything else I should include?

pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8

stay mad paladinshill and keep trying to twist everything around :^)

>Chef’s Special Khepri
>Releasing on July 12th, 2016

Fuck, not even coming with the patch next week. Literally the only thing I was excited for with the patch.

Not But fapping to loli=/= pedophilia. Pedophilia involves 3D girls, while 2D are superior since well 2D.

Paladins can go die in a hole.

I want you to hang yourself with it.

Normalfags just don't get the difference cause brainwashing.

thank
the most miffing part was telling people not to buy Med :^(

>/smgen/ SMITE General
wow wtf happened, i thought we were hirez general, i wanted to discuss paladins :/

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do you hate it?

When will paladins get a pedo friendly champion?

i don't know, when did it happened?

>People think this isn't one person shitposting with nothing better to do

There's a reason all paladinshilling is far apart based on times

people will say it does.

But it doesn't. It really, really doesn't. I've been playing since the closed alpha 4 years ago and it's always been the same with people.

What are you implying?

>But fapping to loli=/= pedophilia.

Thank you, now if everyone else understood that wanting to take molten Fenrir knot =/= beastiality then the board would be a lot better

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>one person

>One person

I'm implying everyone here is biting one neckbeard's huge bait, see

I'm not counting you HiRez shills, I'm sorry Stew is making you do this shit

Which is totally why there we just 3 Palaposts all together too close for them to be posted by the same computer. Also why the IP count went up for several of the Paladins posts.

>one person

I am Stew

samefag desu

I'd lose my everloving shit if Stew actually visited these threads to shitpost. It'd be glorious.

>one person

Veeky Forums really needs global poster IDs and some kind of post voting system.

Shit like this doesn't happen on reddit.

>one person

>Viktor
Jesus christ that fucking damage

>One person

best girl represent

It didn't look like much during the stream.

No, that's what spawned the community of circlejerking cancer on reddit
tripfags are bad enough

fuck off

So how's the new Chinese turtleman?

You're mad because you wouldn't be able to paladins shitpost anymore with it.

>one person

PATCH WHEN

What are some gods that can hard carry a team by themselves and win 1v3s and such?

BEST GIRL

>that graphics quality

So you're the faggot that makes loading a game take forever

Wtf why?

FUCKING HIREZ I WANTED TO LITERALLY GIVE YOU MONEY AND YOU ARE DELAYING IT

If you can reach late game :Kali, Mercury, Xbalanque, Artemis.

>HDFred
>no playable Loli

Begone impostor.

>mfw checking this thread

ill just go..

wow

WOW

why the FUCK is this thread named smgen again? i ordered it to stay HiRGen

are you guys like paladinsphobes or something you are literally triggering me right now

Get back here you dick loving faggot

Smitepals>smgen>smigen>>>>shit>>>>>HIRgen

It was a bug way back when.

Why, are you going to give me some dick?

I long for the moment when Paladins has a loli. I hope it is a cute gun loli.

Please Hirez do it, Paladin is starting to feel like a sausagefest.

Maybe

>89 replies
>32 posters

We should just call this /Shitpostgen/

Most general are like that, I just checked /lolg/ has something like 700 posts for 160 posters.

Like I said, poster IDs and a post voting system will fix it.

But the paladins shitposters will cry at the thought of it.

THIS IS NOT ME

>tfw anxious about freya remodel

I just hope they dont fuck up her tennis skin

The last thread only had 87 posters, dead games.

>Jing Wei watersports
>Nu Wa Beach Volley
>Tennis Freya

Fuck I don't know which to get

>queue solo
>get matched with 3 russians shitters
>and against 5 man premade of smurfs

Does this game even have matchmaking?

Well I see how shit it is. I just hoped that a game that was hyped as hell by many youtubers and had millions of prize $ during its tournaments would have at least decent matchmaking.

all me