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>Trading
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>Competitive
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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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medium.com/@remysmith/f82fb88d6a23
tf2center.com/lobbies/723835
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1rd for post whatever

update tonight?

UPDATE
never

If it doesn't update tonight, I think it's safe to let the hype die down a bit.

which of these two groups would you like to see more of in the thread

the graph in your link doesnt have the numbers next to it
medium.com/@remysmith/f82fb88d6a23

Non

this list is missing important thread people people

post yfw someone goes engie in 6s

me on the left

I still belong in group C because I'm not like either of those people

That's a stupid face to have. Watermelons come in those huge as fuck boxes, and Corn is prolly a big seller in that store, so good thinking on their part to stock up nicely on a big seller using a big box

not everyone can afford insurance you fucking schmuck

the thread's quality would increase on the whole if the people in B were the only ones allowed to post

Most workplaces come with an insurance policy, though.

pls

idk who the fuck is b, but i think there are can't be worse posters than human & co.

Group B. Fuck Group A.

tf2center.com/lobbies/723835

i said that

>why almost everyone has insurance

videogames, me, drawings, barkley, neppie, magicmax, shuckle, pinto

haha no they don't, most jobs are retail minimum wage, they don't give you enough hours so they don't have to give you insurance

you know nothing about america

>Most jobs are retail minimum wage
Maybe if you're fresh out of college or still in high school.

most people don't have insurance iirc

Pedophile weeaboo, weeaboo, furry and rapist, NEET weeaboo, who, extreme weeaboo, gayposting shitter, bad memer and possibly a child

We both coulda cut it short by just saying Degenerates, though

REMINDER THAT DOTSY IS NOT PART OF THE HUMAN CLIQUE

guess they'll pay 21039821032 united states american dollars if they catch a cold or something

>complaining about weebs on Veeky Forums
You know you're a 2/10 weeb just for going to this site, right?

im not a weeaboo
neppie isnt a who
pinto is in his late 40s

hey dotsy

that was indeed me my friend

that wasn't me

who is the least degenerate tf2g

dotsy

not dotsy

this was me

your precious sandvich won't save you now, fat man

i wanna yiff xion

and yet somehow they're all more tolerable than you

Clearly, it's BasedViva. Heterosexual Male. Doesn't identify as anything else other than a straight male. Loves his life. Loves his parents. Isn't a weeaboo, furry, or brony. Is employed. Isn't shy to talk here or in Mumble

BasedViva is the perfect poster

no that was me

dotsy isnt cute

have you seen him?

quite literally all me

have you?

do you think we'll be getting the update today?

does anyone else feel a little sorry for viva

like, he flunked out of college and has been a minimum-wage bagboy for years
and despite working at a supermarket for years he hasnt even been promoted to a manager position, so you know he's even terrible at a no-skill-required job
he's a gender-confused weeaboo on top of all that (mains medic/pyro and has an anime avatar)

then with all the free time he has, he plays a game he isnt even good at and spends time around people who tolerate/ignore him at best
like, all the other NEETs and shut-ins he makes fun of are at least well-liked in the thread, skilled at TF2 or both. hell, in the short time he spent in the irc, he couldn't even make friends, and these are people who enjoy the company of barkley, half and even videogames

then there's viva, who has never excelled at anything he's ever done in his life

You're a weeaboo, though

Also, I should have added that BasedViva has top tier taste in humor and memes. Half, your tier is trash tier. Some would even say 8rd tier

Not viva but i made my own company FeelsGoodMan

do you call me a weeaboo because i have a dbz avatar? because thats rich coming from mr yotsuba
at least my anime avatar isnt an underage girl

Kritzkrieg is nice. I hope when the next MvM comes through, they add Plat weapons. I'd want dibs on a Platinum Kritzkrieg

Does anyone feel jealous of BasedViva. I'm sure you all would since he's just so fucking amazing. I wish I was him. Oh wait! I am. God is great

Because you're in love with dbz as much as Barkley is. Yots isn't an anime either, so your point is null

as a third party that has nothing to do with your drama i think and i'm pretty sure alot of people would agree with me that half lefts shitposts are pieces of art

>Yotsuba isn't anime
you fucking mexican

why do you call him not cute then

im pretty sure me and barkley are both casual watchers of dbz
i havent really thought about it at all since super was announced which was like a year ago
yotsuba is one of those 4 panel manga things which according to scientists is loads weebier than dbz which everyone in the first world watched ~10 yrs ago

Post Scout

Fuck off Viva

If they're children, yes. But of course that should go without saying cause it's a childish place here with me being the only sane adult

It isn't, though. It's a jap comic book

Besides, I knew it as the Veeky Forums mascot before I knew it for the books

viva are you actually autistic or the very least, have aspergers?

would explain a lot

dotsy has aspergers

>I knew it as the Veeky Forums mascot before I knew it for the books
choosing the mascot of Veeky Forums for your steam avatar is even sadder than choosing a preteen from a comic book

GET EM BOII

he does not

No and no

I will, in a minute

Least weeaboo-y thing around. That's why I turned out normal and that's why you're damaged in the brain. Otherwise, you're just a child that can only spout shitpost meme trash

It ain't, though. I like Veeky Forums and Hip-Hop. You like anime trash. I always win

do you think viva's normie friends ever come over and he has his steam profile up because he's been staring at it for hours because of how awesome he thinks he is, and they look at his avatar and ask "what's your picture supposed to be" and he drops his fucking spaghetti all over the place explaining that it's the mascot of an anime imageboard that he goes on for hours on end every single day

>do you think viva's normie friends ever come over
no

if you capitalize both h's in hip-hop, you don't like hip-hop

viva doesnt have any friends

i like Veeky Forums and hip hop too
we're more similar than you want to admit
except obviously i have hobbies and skills and longterm prospects

does videogames have dyslexia

>First update in months (that has a news post attached)
>Fucking promotional hats

hi dotsy

is for BABIES

>Buying it at a discount not only gets you the game, but also nets you some exclusive Disgaea-themed TF2 cosmetic items when released (Prinny Hat, Prinny Pouch and Prinny Knife).
>when released

the promos are going to come with the big update

hi
but im not dotsy

>only sane adult
wowy
the way someone acts in an anonymous environment is not necessarily the way they are irl
if you're such a genius you should have figured this out yourself homeboy

>you're fucked for life until you act like yourself and quit with the meme trash
stop pretending online personalities are representative of people in any way
i have a better job than you and better friends

I'm interested on that knife.

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uhg im so tired of these neckbeard op faggot pics

why do you keep replying to him

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why would that me be lol

That's not a scout.

youre not me

Would you ever sell that circling tf logo Co-pilot?

i might
yellow?

Зa Poдины ! Зa Cтaлинa !!!!!!!!

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> Poдины
obvious googletranslate my friend

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I sure as shit do. Why would I pretend to be someone I'm not

It is, though
You don't, though

do you find it fun imitating 3 year olds online

>have unusual strange sc
>can't afford even shitty pro ks.

Yellow?

>strange and unusual
I wish I could also be made of money

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I can afford one, I just didnt want one. The only reason I brought a specialized rather than just a normal one is because the team shine helps hide the shitty wear

update yet?

is there anyway i can blacklist the luxemburg server MM keeps putting me on

it quite literally is impossible to play projectile classes in comp with 220 ping

excuse me, but what are you doing ?