/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #968

One woman can't fight crime on her own

>Vile mod
At least I'm not really using it. I just saved that image.

But maybe I should.

No user, nobody should play DA2

Maybe I should

Your funeral, pal...

DA2 is the best game Bioware made

Almost as good as their other masterpieces, NWN1 original campaign and ME3

We're nearing a very special anniversary, someone should make one...

>he thinks sarcastic MC wasn't the greatest accomplishment of our time

WeW

Oh, it's just you...

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is the star wars general completely ded now?

you got to go

Haven't seen a thread in ages and all the regulars only post the same old things I'd say "for now"

when do i get to go?

So corpse-like
I bet it would feel like embracing a plastic bottle full of cold water

>ALL the milk I bought has small chunks in it
ree
How2CornFlakes now...

WE are swgg.

Fuck your corn flakes and fuck you

>bought some milk for my cereal
>was supposed to be expire on the 28th
>hope it'll still be good
>it's halfway to becoming kefir
Hate milk

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Left or right?

right

Left

actually, i like left's outfit more, and right's face more

need...more...crit...

Speak up, I can't fucking hear you...

first light

independent.ie/world-news/and-finally/mounting-evidence-suggests-hobbits-wiped-out-by-modern-humans-ancestors-34844775.html

Yeah, right with left's outfit would be best. But I think her DA:O face has its charm too, it's low poly Sasha Grey or something.

Where's moe dorf?

Where's moe dorf?

>or something
CJ from GTA...

left
da:i managed to make every single woman, apart from leliana maybe, look repulsive

Great job guys. TDD never and it's your own fault.

Discovering elf ancestors WHEN
And no, Swedes don't count

>The worst shitposts are always in lower cases
Could there be a connection???

Give me back my Margaery!!!

Oh boy look who's here!

It's all me t bh

Diagnosis: Necrophilia
See a doc about that asap.

Your gotfu is um, how do I say this, a bit shitty

>Implying she didn't survive

Making your waifu breakfast in bed...!

Huh, she really does look similar.

From what...?

The food in your fridge and pantry silly!

Making myself breakfast in the kitchen

>in the kitchen
I see what you did there...

I want to take Sasha Grey's virginity while she takes mine!

How are you going to make breakfast if you're in bed... Do you sleep next to your fridge?

>Sasha Grey's virginity
hehehe... nope! (i have permission to use this meme)

I sleep in my fridge to save money on air conditioning

Damn that was a good breakfast

Corn flakes don't count as breakfast

Wow... youre waifu is one lucky woman

I agree, that's why I don't have cereal in my house

What the fuck is wrong with you

Where is everyone??

Post breakfies!

I got her one of these babies for valentine's day so she doesn't have to crawl out from behind me to get out

They're all at Applebee's for the /dag/+/bwg/ convention/orgy

I would but it's already in my stomach

Then vomit it out you pussy

Um do they not have endoscopes where you're from?

mommy... /dag/ is being scary again...

The user that gave you permission was NOT me, creator and author of hehehe... nope! Pay up!

hehehe... nope!

This is a legally binding contract

dead before birth

Forged! Fraudulent! I-I'm contacting my lawyers so watch out!!

vomiting out of your pussy....

I want everyone to LEAVE!

I want to be alone with (you)...!

>Those ghosts in D'sD have the most overused children laugh sound in the world, heard in one million movies and commercials

Probably more akin to feeling up a snake with boobs.
Actually, I don't know. I remember someone here saying the asari were amphibious. That just makes me think they're sticky like tree frogs.

Can people please just fuck off with carry weight and encumbrance in rpgs?

They're closest to a mammal, I don't know if our taxonomy works with aliens or not though
Just based on looking at Liara, it seems like their skin varies in texture from quite scaly to almost human skin-like
Also consider that no one would want to fuck asari if it was like rubbing up against sandpaper

youtube.com/watch?v=fvyrEhAMUPo

Knew it was Sawyer before I opened it. Only he could talk for an hour straight about fucking attributes

Snakes don't feel like sandpaper at all though, not unless they're shedding their skin. That said, do they slough off their scales like snakes where it comes all in a humanoid female husk?

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Well yeah, that's how they make skinsuits

I read a fanfiction once where they needed to scrub their scalps and crests with stiff brushes to get dead skin off
Shedding it all at once seems like it would be difficult for an upright animal

thewitcher3.wiki.fextralife.com/Cunny of the Goose

>know what pic she's talking about
>it's a trans reaper pic
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post it nerd

this makes me want to finish my PoE save
I got near the end but my save file broke really horribly, I wonder if they've fixed it by now

boards.barachan.org/2D/src/1466515310237-1.png

Enjoy...? Hope you're not in a mall with a latina gazing over your shoulder...

why would you be looking at that stuff in public

F U J O S H I

That's pure degeneracy.

Are the PoE expansions worth 19 dollars?

I heard they're very good, I haven't played them though

i want to date a cute anime girl