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Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

Read this for guild info:

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

what is it about asura that attracts so many autists

Appreciate the comment, however for that one i just quick redrew a previous image
Thanks tho

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There's only 2 active Veeky Forums guilds, most of the ones on your list are either dead or aren't even Veeky Forums, stop posting this troll list all the time please.

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who is the rat?

Xth for effie stalking people and messaging them excessively

They are self-righteous, obnoxious little shits with anime hair.


They are perfect for people with BPD or Autism. AKA Keggin and Effie.

Effie if you're reading this, seek help already.

You need to see a doctor and get a prescription for your mental illnesses, before you end up getting on the news.

As a repost, whats the best method of getting good gold? Getting knightfu her infinite light to be able to hand out Justice has emptied my coffers of ectos/mats/sellable junk..

Fractals,Dungeons,Raids, AB Meta

hello I am a charr and I say stop bullying Rikki

fuck off, you're just a bunch of rats in a fursuit

>still whining about shitposting

I'm sorry if that's what you consider whining, senpai.

I thought the money rewards for dungeons was poop? Is it simply because theyre quick to do?

Laya is going to have a girl!

Sorry habit. I didn't mean to put dungeons.

Laya is going to have a black baby

they rebuffed dungeons, you get 5g every 8 you do through an achievement

>implying anyone has time or the will power for 8 dungeons + 4 T4 fractals
>implying anyone would pick the 5g from dungeons over the 10-20g from daily fractals

>10-20g from daily fractals
That's the past, mate. Now you get 10g at best.

Laya is a slave to big black cocks

and i am.to thick charr ones, so?

Poorfag here. Playing f2p is worth time?

yeah it's a good amount of content

it's worth the try, but if you end up liking it you'll want to get HoT at some point

yes, and many have done it before

>mfw I started the HOPE has no good toons meme
AMA.

Howdy /gw2g/!
How are we all today?

just doing my daily shitposting, you?

Non-existent Jesus Christ, this thread is fucking slow. My next post will be femsura feet.

Did you start the HOPE has no good toons meme?

Suck it, losers.

Tell me about Dragorik. Why does he play the femsura?

Where do I get a pair of those fine shades?

I want to stuff a femsura's mouth full of Dorito's and force her to wash it all down with 20 fluid ounces of Mountain Dew.

Yes, please.

musky mcharr dong vapors

bitterwseet femsura dolphin oils

Femsura physician asking you about your sex life before cupping your manhood.

vuncia was the only good meme HOPE ever had

>Vuncia will never awkwardly post every now and then ever again
i miss old squats

too bad HE likes to shitpost about his friends on a whim

>neets
>human beings

vuncia is a cute shy girl...

who, vae? he's never done that, your mistaken him for fluusi

t. a neet

t. a neet

vae doesn't have any friends to shitpost about

yo what happened to that one cuckqueen on here who was with that Grelom guy?

fucking christ is there any femsuras that wont stab you in the back?

she's dating another funny, friendly, charming, good looking alpha male. He goes by the name Dylsu X. He is a HOPE officer too.

who hurt you

im not fucking cunt enough to smear their name (yet)
AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
so im not going to say, but my fuckin question still stands

me

t. yozzil

is it me

Why do you shitpost about gae when he clearly doesn't come here anymore?

>he doesn't know
dylan isn't an officer anymore, faeeq made his rank "member" again.

If you're not going to namedrop dont say anything! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

aight thanks for replyin

Stop copying my memes user get your own

umm off the top of my Head: comfii, yozzil, midna, koro, rikki and vekk

jesus can you guys leave effie alone?

what did he do to any of you? he's constantly being bashed on this thread. he doesnt fucking doing anything

fuck off effie
you gay lisp sounding shit

Dindu stop defending me in the thread holy shit it makes me look like a defensive sperg that got kicked from HOPE.

he was namedropping keggin and sperging out on the thread not too far back

its even worse when he whispers random people

i hate keggin and effie
guess who i am

and then says "oops wrong person"

Kill yourself Yozzil.

strike one

Apart from him literally spam messaging multiple people constantly and trying to get you to talk with him in voice chat so he can complain about his privileged middle class white boy life.

You ARE A defensive sperg that kicked from HOPE

Effie GO FUCKING SEEK A PSYCHIATRIST YOU AUTIST.

Tough question. Almost everyone hates both of those people.

The frogster's really going ham today.

Does Rikki ERP or not?

I'm going to force the cub batter out of Vae if I have to!

bluesura is so cute! can we make her the new thread mascot??

*rustle rustle*

yes

fuck off squinty

nice stolen joke?

Hi Lani! Your ears look especially plump today.

I just wish Effie would hurry up and kill himself already. So he can leave the rest of us in peace.

I wish he didn't dox keggin, it made him go insane and be mean to my femsura in rp :(

Who is the rat queen?

I know who Rikki, Comfii and Vekk are, but who are Yozzil, Midna and Koro?..
are they nice?

Effie just do the world a favor and take one of your dad's guns, put the barrel to your head and squeeze the trigger.


Just stop shitposting in the thread.

Hey, I've been away for a long time. Are lockdown mesmers viable still?

I want to protect your femsura.

i want to shove my cock in effie's puffy cunny

Not exactly, current Mesmers are close enough to lockdown but also offer a lot more consistency. It's not worth running the interrupt build over it.

>Cody Wiedenbein is perma asshurt
>Nobody in HOPE can tolerate him
>Needs to constantly shitpost about Effie
>Only reason this continues is because Effie is never in the mood to fire back
>One time he does Keggin goes crazy

Is that the chrono/illusion/inspiraiton build i'm seeing?

The only people firing back is gonna be the Police Department after Effie shoots up his school.

>Keggin doxx's Dylan
>EFFIE DID IT
>Keggin gets called a school shooter
>EFFIE IS A SCHOOL SHOOTER
>Keggin is doxxed
>FDJJDSLKFJKLSDJFKJJSKLDFJSLKDJJFLSDJKJFLSDJJFMLIDSKFJMSDKF

keggin already had his own issues and effie just made it worse. if there's one thing gw2g can agree on, it's that effie is literally retarded.

effie.. if you actually believe this, you are more delusional than I thought, seek help friend

Why do you keep riding his dick? Are you his lover? Or are you actually Effie The Effer yourself?