/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

even in overwatch supports are op

Gonna start watching death note right now.

Finishing Hunter x Hunter.

already 6 years
we still dun have all heroes

how can valve

what do I do from now until TI, /d2g/? I'm totally lost

besides live out the rest of my miserable shitty life obv

i-is she moaning?

That color scheme is aids, looks like someone turned the gamma up or some shit on a normal looking website

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>that feel when Veeky Forums Gaming didn't make it

it still hurts

get away with this?

Post a thread on reddit about how you made an emote just like it that has been in the workshop for months. Score some pity upboats

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PSG HERE!

I just got an extra Bane "heir of terror" set from the bundle thingie. Among some other things. Time for a giveaway?

To earn the Bane set, vocaroo your best cia/bane line. Whichever line(s) of your choosing. This is a competition! Leave steamid in your post also

Nth traxex best waifoos

>burdening and retards

are you retarded son? VGR was the obvious choice for top 3 at least

>iG

HOTHEAD
OUT
OF
HERE

It's honestly embarrassing that people still play this dead, shit game. When will dotards learn?

golden basher blades are worth $12. The set is highly expensive for scamming purposes. look at the separate items

Someone find out the big dota pro battletags so I can stalk them on this site.

>Weekend cashgrab Battle Pass bundle
>Fuck it why not
>Last Immortal 1

Thanks Gabe

NEED TO BREED

oh nvm them

This is so ...

fuck m8. i only got the pudge rare out of everything. so far i've been thoroughly fucked, over $100 spent and i've gotten aphotic skitterling and the pudge rare.

NEED TO MILK

you think they fugged...

>Tfw don't know if it's a joke picture or if her life is that sad

vocaroo.com/i/s04oyHNfpTWI

I didn't use a voice editor, my mic is just that shit

id/ganjaklopp

Not tradeable or marketable :^)

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ned 2 melk

what the fuck bruh you tryin to wake my whole house up?

BOYFRIEND CONFIRMED

sorry

wear headphones?

best hero to grind mmr at 2.5k?

Timbersaw

Lycan

Only moba I played is LoL and hated it.
Too boring at the start of the math and people would go nuts and try to get me banned fom choosing random heroes and doing whatever I felt wad fun even if the results were ok all while playing on unranked quickplay.

Will it be the same shit with this game?
I don't mind a cutthroat community, I just hate no fun EVER allowed shit.

I haven't seen a single pic with her bf

shes lying

So roughly how much are the immortals going to sell for when they are marketable?

>buy battle level bundle
>chests are untradable

well shit, i got jewed

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to get MMR you need to win
to win you need your team alive and farming more than the other team
to do that, you need good support

Pick Omni, keep the retards alive, win

but it doesn't say anything

Fun is allowed

for non-ultra rares

I spent around $100 and havent gotten a single rare.

Also I have gotten NPs bird stone set THREE FUCKING TIMES from the wheel

The immortals coming from treasures in the Battle Level bundle have the same trading and marketability as the immortals out of the claimed treasures. There is currently a bug with the tooltip not displaying that correctly.

t. Valve Employee

there are game types for fun like all random deathmatch or ability draft

the whole point of the game is to make everyone mad including yourself fuck off with your fun

>people recycling their immortals from being tagged as unmarketable and untradeable
>bug fixed
>people lose their shit
>valve damage control comes in and gives away free immortal chests

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

go to youtube and look up trymike4instance and midormeepo
Dota is 100% fun allowed

But she asked reddit to help her
>How can I [21F] get my Mother [55F] to accept my online relationship with my wonderful boyfriend [22]?
>My [20F] housemate [20M] doesn't know to wash dishes

And she has an Okcupid profile so you know she could get a boyfriend instantly if she needed one.

Fuck you for posting this picture, and fuck me for googling it. Now I'm looking at a bunch of shit when I should probably be asleep

Dota rewards randoming with extra gold.

>tfw skullsplitters emotes never

Thanks user for the updated version :^)

reddit spy here. I found her reddit thread, but I don't know how to undelete. :^(

reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/37ufam/how_can_i_21f_get_my_mother_55f_to_accept_my/

maybe theres somekind of archive?

>play some dotes
>queue ranked CM
>highest MMR on my team so forced to captain
>sudden urge to shit
>eh I think I can hold on this shit for a while
>take some time picking and theory crafting
>letusfree.jpg
>fuck it and pick faster
>all chat can you go faster guys? Need to shit
>enemy team is wasting their time
>no pause because fuck you
>reeeeee
>motivate myself that I can hold on till the draft is over
>suddenly the seal has been broken
>watery shit came flowing through my boxers
>sweatingman.jpg
>draft is over pick my hero
>rush to toilet
>check if my boxer is full of shit
>it has nothing
>wipe myself
>all the shit is in my butt crack
>forced to wash myself with water because I'm a clean freak
>go back playing dotes

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My dick qt

>online relationship

>just hover over your mom and repick her
lul

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yes that's how most relationships start these days

how else would Owen and Sheever realistically have met without the internet

is there a hidden unranked mmr? i started playing again after a 3+ year break and almost everyone in my unranked games is 4-4.5k mmr. Is there anything I can do to get myself to play people somewhat close to my level?

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your unranked mmr is probably around 4k

considering MMR has inflated quite a bit, even taking into account that you've been gone a long time you're probably fine

once you catch up in all the meta you'll be fine

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>ember spirit doesn't reposition himself infront of sniper inbetween hits to get off extra hits

he clearly could have gotten that ill but hes shit just as lesh, nothing wrong

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She looks okay in this pic. Must be the angle or something

where did you find these

>doom takes the longest possible route around to ensure that he does nothing whatsoever in the fight

what the fuck

Unranked mmr is like ranked only, you dont see it. My ranked mmr is 2k but in unranked i play with 3k+ people. Win game, mmr goes up. Lose game mmr goes down.

women take hundreds of photos at different angles

I wonder how much time is spent just taking a single photo on average

Is this why i cant take a good photo? Because i cant into angles?

yea, also have to take into account lighting

Do i just start taking hundreds of photos to learn this?

yes

or you could take a photography class at your local university or college next semester

dont get his hopes up

its just because youre ugly dude.

dude he popped refresher at the start of the fight
with all his spells off cooldown

the angle in the first one doesn't look that far up, how did she hide all that? did she lean forward or something?

Why is Nyx an agility hero? How does he at all benefit from it? Is it just there to gimp him?

Balancing reasons, same with Ursa.

in the second photo she's leaning back more

the actual camera position didn't change much but the angle of the shot changed since the subject moved

Balancing reasons, just like Io

she didn't hide it, she's scrunching her chin down in the second photo to make it look worse. that girl looks a lot closer to the first photo than the second one.