/tesg/- The Elder Scrolls General

Sports in general are trash my man.

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*tip fedora*

waifus, lore and harmony!

>superbowl
Isn't this the handegg game?

>says the fatass staring at his monitor

Why is that cat so tall?

Post cute cat/lizard butts

Well when your country stops sucking at them, you'll feel otherwise.

He ate his Frosted Flakes.

>not being the NEET elite, sipping on fine select beers, wines, small batch sodas, and liquors while watching eSports, living a life free from the corruption of society with a 20 hour/week job that permits you to live alone comfortably

Friends pls.

Lets post character backstories and discuss the personal histories of our various characters! I bet that would be fun yes.

thanks to the germans

Nah son it's the weekend, time for
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>NEET
>employed
I want fake-NEET to leave.

see Do you see Germany in red? I didn't think so.

Stfu trap ass nigga

Basketball is great, fun to watch AND fun to play.

>NEET
Ew. How can people stand just sitting at home like that forever and ever? I can only stand it for maybe 2 weeks until I'd want to go out and do something that requires money.

>neet
>job
That's almost as retarded as "female with a dick" or "it's not gay if it's a feminine dick"

We all know the nigger has an unstoppable thirst to take things that require money

We all know Maxeen

>eSports
Almost a bigger joke then women sports

Yeah, the football championship. AKA not flopturf.

Well not being a consumerist pig helps.

Who's money tho? With you being a nigger i assume you talk about punching white kids and stealing the purses of old white woman, right?

Well gosh ok

So.. About them Elder Scrolls, pretty craycray right?

I'd rather read an Elder Scroll than look at your waifu твн

Some eSports are fun to watch. Mainly just eVo and other fighting games stuff.

Yeah but then you only end up bumming off of friends for all eternity and that's just being a shit individual overall.

Like a coffee filter on the tap of creation you can use as a snorkel to breathe secrets of the universe

Less blueprint, more napkin with little bits of lettuce and tomato and sourdough, except the crumbs are smarter than you are.

Its like your trying to tell me something important but I just don't grasp it. Did little Billy fall down the well?

>that's just being a shit individual overall.
So then what's your excuse

What good skin for pale chick?
Fair skin is too animu for me.

Cloneskin. You'll never suffer a brownskin again.

what is the best/funnest class for pve in eso

mega shitdrinker

Wrong thread.

there's a thread for questions like these you know

wrong general retard
consider using subsurfacescattering

Oh geeze, thank you, senpai. What would I do without you? I would have never thought about subsurface scattering. Wow.

For what, being a great guy all around? Well the easiest example would probably come from not fishing for (you)s as hard as you have been for the past 20 minutes simply because I stated your fetish and place of residence sucks.

What's wrong with brownskin?

Niggers are disgusting

>fetish
what
>not fishing for (you)s
I can actually feel the irony seething from you

Not an argument

>hehe....someone said something against a pillar! my time to shine! hehehe.....

>literally defending NEETs
>calls others niggers

defend who?

>great guy all around
I bet you aren't even celebrating the 4th

>tfw I 'celebrate' the 4th by watching Independence Day and playing XCOM

I'm not even american. I just like using as an excuse to watch a shitty-good movie and play a good game.

I probably work on the 4th. So as a bartender, I'll be helping hundreds of others celebrate that day and in turn, I'll be getting time and a half PLUS overtime pay by the end of the week because of it, so now I'm closer to selling my current car and upgrading.

More cute pepe

>mentioning pay and not tips
?

Mixing Purple dank doesnt make you a bartender and stealing other peoples cars isn't "upgrading"...well it kinda is, but still

Would a mod like rustic clothing be taxing to my graphics card? I'm starting to think it might be the reason I hit 80 c so frequently, as I have no other texture mods installed. Then again it just might be nvidia.

Also post character bios pls.

It's at a country club. I get $15/hr. and "no tips" (Some members do regardless and since I do mainly banquets, I deal more with guests who naturally tip bartenders as well) so if anything, tips are just gas, food, and haircut money, no more.

>even with shitty unmodded oblivion faces, dark elves still look more attractive than they do in skyrim
wew

>dark elves still look more attractive than they do in skyrim
I actually laughed

Texture size isn't your problem.

Laptops will always get hot as hell. It's a fact of life.

No they don't.

Maybe its the fans? Or it might just be like said. Or its the ENB. Here's my mod list anyway, maybe something there is doing it. I mean I know I have a few resource-intensive mods but it might be one I don't expect.

pastebin.com/v0YWQABd

anyone else be playing enderal or just me?

>tesgw today
>Berserk today
Who gives a fuck about Enderal?

I heard enderal devs added over 200 hair styles

probably ripped from other mods just like nehrim

I cannot wait till the 4th.. There has been a nest of mocking birds outside my window for months, the little shithawks sqawk day and night. Those fireworks are gonna scare them away for good.

Fireworks won't do jack shit. Just put a wooden owl up there.

Go out there and shoot the fuckers then eat them.

i was lying anyway
cheer up user!

I thought about doing that if the fireworks didn't work. I also thought about buying an orchard rocket, they are like these rockets that explode in the air, but don't think I can use them in the city.

Ew.. Mocking bird would taste discussing. City birds in general would. Also I can't kill them, its against my superhero code.

>Mocking bird would taste discussing
I don't think you understand how much I enjoyed reading that

>discussing
Auto correct.. why you h8 me m8?
*disgusting

>contemplating on installign Oblivion again
>remember how magical the game looked like
>dat soundtrack
>dem scenery
>future incarnation of Sheogorath but who gives a poop

>literally animal cruelty

can you get any worse you fucking cancer?

>Also I can't kill them, its against my superhero code.
Then just steal the eggs and destroy their nest. It's a win win for you.

mfw i see a turquoise scaly monster calling itself maormer

ded

All fish are equal, even fish-elves

ded

Where?

Fish feel no pain, they're really more like big bugs

Do fish elves feel pain or is it okay to eat them

how can you even call yourself maormer
I bet you don't even sail around the hood invading fuckboys

Fish do the eating.
Nope, just hang out in lakes, rivers, ponds, and tidepools waiting for people to walk by so we can eat them.

I don't think anyone is calling the fishfus Maormer, bruh.

fish don't experience pain in terms of physical unpleasantness
sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130808123719.htm

BRUH

what a savage.

That's a big cat.

for meow

4u

I can't into krautspeak.

Betta and Fry are not very cultured nor civilized.