/agdg/ - Amateur Game Dev General

Now that's a lot of people!

it's a forloop running every frame

im going to make a low poly version of my lizard grill. slap her bum into unreal4

There we go gif is better.

How would I go about converting my key bindings into string in GM without using a massive switch statement?

SHAUN

I'm going to be the next hoppo

go to bed fred.

What?

>in this conversation the cat is staring directly at the bunny's crotch the entire time

I made some small progress on this in the last few days. I had a bunch of ideas but I'll never make it for Space Jam if i don't reduce my scope.

You are dev, don't you forget that

>fred.

You forgot the rick senpai.

no i didn't.

>demo day is in 7 days

This looks super cozy user. Please be a cutesy sim where you have to perform various space tasks and not just an asteroids clone.
But yes do aim lower for Jam

Substance painter/designer

It's 200 bucks in the pack, but it's also an industry standard tool.

Already pays off if you have some basic understanding about maps and maybe don't wanna use the clunky baking in blender anymore.

There's also a 30 day trial.

Didn't realize that SP2 was on sale for $60. Not sure if I'm going to upgrade but thanks for mentioning it user

So I know people were saying the captcha is broken and it definitely is, but am I crazy or is it working right now where you have to click around on the screen a bunch before the 'animation' finishes and the pictures and text actually fully load?

It's weird as fuck, I wonder what's causing it.

When is website user going to implement a wanted ads page for collabs? Imagine
>3D modeler wanted for survival shooter
>[insert requirements/idea for game]
>for details, e-mail [insert address]

>C# programmer wanted for 2D
>[insert requirements/idea for game]
>[insert example art]
>for details, e-mail [insert address]

holy shit I'm so pirating that

>Aseprite

If you can compile it from their github repo the full version is totally free. If you can't be bothered and just want the convenience of it though then go for it I guess.

I'm gonna do it guys. I'm going to make a better lemmings-like than pugdev.

what are you eating /agdg/?

pussy nigga all day all night 24/7 knowamsayin'

This gave me an idea

Would a newspaper managing game be fun?

I think it has the potential of being pretty fun yeah

Health pickups are in the game and function, complete with momentary pause while the health fills up like it happens in Mega Man.

Sounds like a gogem idea

what is this stupid question
would inspecting people's documents at a border be fun?
yeah if you made it fun

You fool, don't speak that name. You'll summon him

fuck yeah it would. Especially if you could be essentially pic related

A game like this exists and is almost fun
I forget its name but it's a papers please manage a newspaper in a soviet bloc country type of thing

>yfw you can do like in that episode of the simpsons and create the news yourself

Are you thinking of Dear Leader? That's what I was thinking about but it's not just about newspapers.

Manager/business sim games are always fun

We need more biz sim games

Alright then! To GameMaker it is!

You mean Republia Times?
dukope.com/play.php?g=trt

yes, if you had a mafia if 5-13 year olds

>guy makes awesome tutorials
>his games kinda suck

>what is gogem for $500

>those who can, do
>those who cannot, teach

So those who teach about teaching can't teach but how do they teach?

it's a vicious cycle

its about managing the classroom and the subjects to teach
they aren't teaching but are at the same time. it's like a cat with buttered toast on it's back.

Is that Pepe Wozniak?

you now understand the problem with our current education system

Problems with education have more to do with the current model (focus on exams encourages cramming, huge gaps in learning due to summer vacations) and a lack of student discipline than SAT scores.

I want furries and scalies to leave

its amplified by the fact that a lot of education majors are complete morons

>Mathematics/Statistics is the highest
Feels good being superior

someone vaguely requested chest opening/reward jingles in a previous thread

there was no reply so I'm reposting once

clyp.it/bxehtir0

I don't understand why the player character is underwear dog

you rigged the normal distribution

>SAT Math

>surprised when math students excel.

>health professions is lower than liberal arts

welp

Because he's mentally ill.

>expecting Veeky Forums to read anything but numbers

meant to quote

need some simple game ideas

nurses and "medical assistants" drag the average way down

demak ur favrit gam

this with a reluctant anime girl

a platformer in which you control gravity.

3d infinite voxel mining game

These are all nice. So it's okay with you if we use them? Don't you have any site (SoundCloud or Tumblr) so we can give you credit?

The last three games you played, combined

I'm sweating just looking at that

Is the user here, who did this?
vocaroo.com/i/s0Zpp6bRxoH2

too violent
not simple enough

...

A 1D game in which you walk forward.

Beginner musicguy here, looking for a small project to work on to lvl up my skills. Here's my mostly empty soundcloud:

soundcloud.com/dagagmusic

Working for free of course, though I suppose it goes without saying here.

yeah I feel bad for diest too

yeah it was just 1 hour, here's the wav

a.uguu.se/cu4MVvkMvajK_agdgchestfanfare.wav

I don't want credit but my soundcloud is still soundcloud.com/happy-eighth-note

Pong meets arkanoid

DELET THIS

>The Witcher 3, Buzz Aldrin Space Program Manager and Heroes of the Storm
What would this game even be

Not the person who requested these, can I use them anyway? They are all excellent.

A comfy game where you take care of a 2D garden.

not bad if you theme it as an Indiana Jones dodging spikes

a game about projectile vomit

I like your shit.
The first song is spoopy and gloomy. The second sounds like Animal Crossing.
I'm following you in case I need some tracks in the future if you don't mind.

Post

Diest makes fun games, Gwyn demo was fun
The problem is he doesn't finish them

"no"

why aren't you getting rich off of memes?

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=711981479

A moba manager where you tediously plan every move of your champions from the Witcher X HOTS universe.

Cool, thanks!

this would be cool as a grand strategy

>can I use them

yes of course, I assume you can use a wave editor to split up the wav?

>First of all, we would like to thank all the people behind the Polandball community; from the guys at reddit, facebook, even /pol/;

Man /int/ must be pretty mad.