Heroes of the Storm - /hotsg/

HOLD MUH DICK edition

>What's new
VOLLEYBALL LI-MING! And Auriel and Gul'dan I guess.

youtube.com/watch?v=yU2WGor6p_0

>where do I find you panda-loving faggots?
/join Veeky Forums

>Do you have a discord?
discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN

>What hero should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation and see what types you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, it's not worth it.

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
All of the hero voice lines: rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm

old thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/vo/vo_bg/Map - Blackhearts Bay/0_CreepVO_GhostShip_188.mp3
reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_Veeky
reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
youtube.com/watch?v=LEAPxgMCEA8
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

THICC

why do they keep doing that? are they trying to destroy my dick?

I don't even play this game ffs

>asian
>europe
>brazil

they covered the whole basic of muh dick

>Orgrim Doomhammer was pleased with these Knights of Death. Although the spirits of the Shadow Council remained loyal to me, they feigned allegiance to the War Chief. Orgrim was well satisfied with the realization of my promise, and allowed me to go about my own affairs.

>I will be patient and bide my time, pretending to be the faithful servant until the time comes to show this presumptuous, boisterous upstart who is greater between us. My designs to discover the Tomb of Sargeras still remain. I have assembled the Stormreaver clan to be my support when the season finally comes to strike back at Orgrim for his insolent crimes against me...

>That day draws near - and Doomhammer cannot know what terrors await him,

>for I am Gul'dan...
>I am darkness incarnate.
>I will not be denied.

what did he mean by this?

A Z U L A
Z
U
L
A

Stupid sexy Li-ming

HOTS DATE SIMULATOR WHEN SENPAI

xth FOR AURIEL NEW BEST WAIFU

So what will be Auriel kit?
This place is going to be infected by reddits for sure

Angel tits - Daemonic edition!

Your soul shall be mine!

I greet you.

>banning captain on our team is 300 MMR points below everyone else on hotslogs

>1st ban butcher
>2nd ban TLV

i know hotslogs isn't accurate
but what the fuck

Was it garden of terror?

blackmemebay

fuck dude. i thought star princess had nice legs

Threadly reminder that a ponyfucker sold out Leakbro for fucking upvotes and karma.

blizz knows waifus are where the money is

I need her now in the game and I need her now in my dick

>in my dick

rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/vo/vo_bg/Map - Blackhearts Bay/0_CreepVO_GhostShip_188.mp3

Auriel is for bullying!

>reddit ruining things

Of course.

>he doesn't know

chrome is stat padding garbage and anyone who picks it deserves to lose

Considering leakbro's list, does this mean we won't be getting another SC hero for at least 5 months ?

it means fuck off you redditor

Do we know who is next after Varian and Samuro?

yeah

Kill yourself

Silly Auriel that's a halo not a hula-hoop

when will they remove the forced 50?

sorry goy everyone needs a turn at winning to keep people playing

>forced 50 meme

I hope that disgusting fetishist is in here and feels nothing but shame

Who did you pay to play your games for you?

>40 games

Post again when you reach 100, I double dare you.

that's gonna be a while, but sure

edgy

Is there literally any reason to play anything other than quickmatch besides acting like you are some bick dick G that's gonna go pro someday?

Daily reminder that you play HEROES OF THE STORM, BECAUSE the lag spikes, bad matching, mmr hell (ufufufufu), waifus, high burst dmg, pop culture references, LETS SEE HOW YA HANDLE 2 CHEST AT ONCE!!, and the high levels of ded
BECAUSE it's A FEATURE, it's PART OF THE EXPERIENCE

>Is there literally any reason to play anything other than quickmatch besides acting like you are some bick dick G that's gonna go pro someday?

but user, isn't this any and every game/sport?

i dick around with pick up basketball and ultimate games because they're fun and enjoyable, i also sign up for those bi weekly tournaments

i'm never gonna go pro, but it's fun to "try hard" for me

I've been playing for about a year and haven't even touched ranked. Then again, I am a scrub.

Well you might not be completely fucked in Unranked Draft if you want to run Tyrande or Tass since they can't solo-support or a Warrior that is not a full tank.

i dont like mirror matches

i also don't like KT

I wish Auriel was coming out before Gul'dan cause I want to play her more :(

>forced 50 meme

Reminder of rats: reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_Veeky Forums_who_has_accurately_leaked/

reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW

Veeky Forums btfo

YOU WILL SEE GODDAMMIT JUST WAIT FOR IT

>tfw thanks to him, we'll not get more leaks
i miss leakbro badly desu

I wonder if blizzard know who he is.

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Heck I wish there was more fan art of Auriel, that's what she gets for being such a minor character

quality blizzard ranking system

I saw the name but didn't think about it and just assumed this was some WoW character I didn't care about again, I love me some Diablo though.
I am hoping for more D2 stuff though.

>more losses than wins
>GM
The more I play and see shit of this game, the more of a joke it is. Holy shit. I can't believe how shit the whole MMR and rank systems are in this game.

next leak he just needs to replace every other word with nigger to hurt reddit feelings

Auriel is cute! CUTE!

are you fucking kidding me Blizzard?
thanks for the wait time warning
BUT I'M PICKING FUCKING AUTO SELECT

Full skeleton build on Xul or do I take vulnerability?

What what the the fuck fuck where is this animation from?

>He doesn't want the angelic waifu to give you a ethereal inside handjob

youtube.com/watch?v=LEAPxgMCEA8

Those sounds
The brutality
Muh dick

epic ranking system

who best hero and why falstad

Because Auriel is not out yet

It's Sonya

is soynas dick bigger than batistas?

no lads its falstad i swear

trust me

Why does the game think that I am in the same skill bracket as these people?

>australian
it writes itself

They do
it's Dustin

Disgusting. I bet they even think they are decent human beings for wanting to get someone fired over nothing

redditfags everyone

Much bigger

this makes me feel like i should actually give ranked a try

how big is it

huh

link

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>Implying ponyfuckers know shame

The piece of shit that sold out Axolotl for upvotes and karma is a ponyfucker.

day of rope soon i hope

Let's not pretend that anyone here believed or appreciated Axoltol until like a week and a half after Chromie/Medivh was announced and a couple of guys noticed that his predictions had been right.

So? At least we didnt make him famous which is what killed his leaks. We'll see if he comes back after gul'dan/auriel.

But there was some appreciation for him after Cho'gall/Grey/Lunara.

I actually really like the Jade effect on the new Arthas skin.

But the last thing I need is an Arthas skin. I own Chink Illidan and don't even have Illidan.

tracer outfit for tyrande when?

Why is the Tracer butt meme forced? She's got no ass. Literally.

Everything OW related is forced as shit.

when will niggers stop pretending an ass needs to be gigantic to be good?

>be a decent player
>play again after only a week since last match
>return as a true shitter
i hate this game

>no ass and gigantic asses are the only types

wew

user what about the multiple matches that you've gone 10+ deaths on that you are pretending didn't happen.

Can I do well in this game as a new player who doesn't want to spend any shekels?

>Can I do well in this game as a new player who doesn't want to spend any shekels?

of course, this game isn't pay to win

yeah, the only thing u'll be missing are Skins and bonus exp/gold from the stimpack, which you would still have through the first week iirc

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Who are some starter heroes/champs/whatever from each role that are must haves.

Thanks in advance

murky and abathur

>Each Role
>Both Specialist

Thanks