/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>Join heist.
>Host has a stilt house.
>My bike is the furthest spawned vehicle.
>All the other players have supercars.
>Get stuck behind them all the way during the trip because they ram into everything ahead of them on the road including me if I try to pass them up.
Really wish we could quarantine the supershitters to the console version.

Are there any decent RP glitches?
I already have a high level character, but I really want to breeze through the 2nd w/o having go redo the tedious bullshit

It's it possible to sell personal vehicles?

Rumpo life

>join a race
>about to go past the guy in second
>he fucking slides into me, trying to spin me out
>recover because he's dogshit at it
>meanwhile he causes everyone else behind him to crash and lose a chance at even trying to compete

>Delivering cargo with bro
>A level 17 approaches with stickies
>I shrek him
>He runs away and activates passive before leaving after we put a bounty on him for laughs

What did he expect to happen? It was a cargo lobby.

Nice made up story, you can't go passive when you have bounty.

My friend put the bounty on him after he went passive

>making up stories on Veeky Forums
wew lad

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>My friend
Spotted another lie.

I forgot you guys aren't normies. Apologies.

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So I'm guessing this is a no?

you're a no

& you're a yes?

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no a maybe

>Got a second account to pretend being female in /gtag/
Come at me you thirsty fucks

Found this sleeper in single player.

post pics

do you erp?

Nice find!

>be me
>join free aim lobby for the first time ever on ps4
>see the lobby is mostly guys from a clan called GTAG
>I see them coming towards me
>they show up with ambulances full of people dressed like the guys in A Clockwork Orange
>they beat the shit out of me and hop back into their ambulances
>every time I spawn they come and kick my shit in with golf clubs and hammers
>get fed up and figure if I can't beat them join them
>go and buy the white suit and hat
>they take me in as one of their own and together we we beat down everybody in the server who's not in Clockwork Orange cosplay
>eventually everybody in the server is in on it and we're one big ultraviolent group

and that's how I discovered GTAG

Who, /shitpostsonloadingscreens/ here?

stop forcing this pls

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I'm pretty sure Snapdragon will be up your balls soon enough.

>Snapdragon knows you are a man and wants to trade penis pictures
I am very uncomfortable with the current situation.

is Liberator any fun to drive around? I'm poorfag and don't want to spend 500k on a shit ride

buyed it today seems fun to drive with it, but when you are poorfag then its not worth it.

are there any fun gtag sessions on pc right now? everyone is scattered

>I don't have friends, so neither does anyone else!

I know this isnt even a real story but you dont need to establish that you're you.

It's not worth it.

Trust me you're only going to use it a few times considering you can't garage it so it's really just inconvenient.

>being this mad
maybe overwatch is more your speed? :^)

>everyone is scattered

No, we are all in a public session with only one random, everyone is doing crates and circlejerking, add anyone you see here and join.

A hacker joined our session and spawned UFOs, meteors everywhere, and spawned money bags near one of the UFOs (I got 1 million out of it ayy). Also he had an instakill spell that killed everyone on the map, no matter where they where

one word: HOW????

Except Overwatch has a much higher skill gap than this game.

Go ahead and make a contrarian response now.

>(You)

>Be me
>Peacefully collecting crates in empty lobby
>Random joins and starts doing the same thing
>Don't bother them
>He's using a hydra to collect a group of 3
>Pass by him in a Buzzard
>He turns a couple seconds later and shoots missles at me
>Raise up, go behind, fire back and he jumps out
>Go deliver crate
>While heading to the next crate off the radar, he heads to get another hydra
>Blow it up along the way
>Get next crate, he goes off the radar but, fails to make it near me fast enough so homing launcher
>He jumps out, deliver crate
>Drives over to my last one and destroys it
>Spend the next 15 minutes killing him about 22 times
>He finally leaves while bitching about his K/D dropping, he couldn't get his last crates time wise and how I'm a dick

This game breeds dumbasses who do not understand there are consequences for your actions. I would hope he learned something but, he'll do the same thing again and then get angry when it doesn't go his way. This community is retarded.

>Overwatch has a much higher skill gap
>Overwatch has skill gap
>Overwatch skill

At least there's some aiming involved in this POS.

>gtao
>skill

PLEASE RESPOND

lol...

like clockwork

>don't talk shit about my overwatch senpai

i hope you are able to continually peacefully collecting crates in an empty lobby user, those numb-skulls need to buzz off

This sums up GTAO perfectly

youtube.com/watch?v=nXDwIo5_AMo

Man you must really know your opinion is shit if comfy agrees with you.

Also,
>implying a game designed and balanced to be a competitive shooter does not have an intentionally higher skill gap than a sandbox story game with tacked on multiplayer.

There's no way you're not trolling

lol...

overmeme and overmeme fanboys make me laugh.

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I really wish RSC had an "Appear Offline" mode.

Can't find any decent outfits except jeans + denim jacket.
They sure tried their hardest to make all the girl clothing so ugly.

Open SC overlay-click gear icon-settings-game settings-presence visibility set to me only

youtube.com/watch?v=X79sXBYYgIQ

How did you get two at once in MP?

I don't play memewatch. I'm just telling you that GTAO doesn't take skill.

NPG kicked fucking when

Sauce?

I paid them?
That's generally how these things work.

i never implied memewatch had anything to do with skill. You brought it up senpai. I was talking about your inability to handle bantz

OPMD-005

Marin Izumi is into being a sub.

stay mad user :^)

>I was talking about your inability to handle bantz
I can handle bantz just fine and I'm not the person who brought up Overwatch.

You don't have to play overwatch, just watch 5 minutes of gameplay. It's a bunch of narrow chokepoints, gigantic hitboxes and "ultimates" with no aiming required. I'm not even exaggerating.

When Pig is kicked, so never

Don't instigate. Kill randoms in another session if you want to be a shitter. You and Kaz both want that, you could have been friends.

>Scat

Nah, nah. Thanks, but nah.

fuck off

Kaz did nothing wrong
NPG is the only crew shitter right now
literally higgus 2

Just kick NPG and Pig already, you massive betacuck

>let's crimefighter back in the crew
>doesn't do anything about it, rather avoid drama
>he's the leader of GTAG

Really?

i hope ur all havin a cute and comfy day/evening, anons c:

I forgot that part was in there, honestly. A lot of the other scenes in the movie are regular sex or BDSM, though.

kys

I just want to see and hear her get smacked the fuck up. Shame about the scat

The very first scene in the movie has the slapping.

I hope that's not rexxxie

You first, madanon.

It me. Who are you, user?

And no scat, I forgot to add.

post your carfu

Ring any bells?

ya c:
helo smellyanon

I have 790k right now, and I'm not sure if I want to convert to a lowrider for more customization options.

I will always love the Sabre

If you enjoy the current aesthetics, don't convert it into a low rider.

If you don't give a damn about that and want the best muscle, convert it.

Aw man, I never get the cool cheaters.

you do realize you're not forced to pick a livery right?

You can have the exact same car with a better engine.

>more customization
Most of the customization options you get at benny's (cept for paintjobs) are barely noticeable. Totally not worth the 400k cost to turn it into a lowrider plus the individual 30 to 50k costs for the shitty trinkets you get to put inside the vehicle.

So which one of you cunts was this?