/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

you usually treat cancer by removing it

Gee golly gosh, I'm starting to think tonight isn't the night either.

>Make a "girl" I like cry
>She leaves
>Let's play some TF2 to get our mind off it
>Join server
>Fast forward a bit
>At 4 deaths with a grand total of 48 damage done

Nah man, that's cool. I didn't even WANT to feel like living today.

also rule of thumb

If you have like zero related friends or not involved in any misc tf2g groups (like the secret santa, or otherwise), chances are i might just invalidate your request because why would i take time out of my day to draw someone who doesnt contribute in any way to the thread other than to get free junk or stuff

Nothing personal, but that would save a lot of posts going "whos the faggot who wanted to be drawn as that thing there" forty times every time its posted ever and just clogging up space both on the picture and in posts on the thread

Secondly, i'll probably close registrations in 3 days or something, Currently there are only 27 requests, which is kinda alright, but I will not start drawing until the final date is passed.

Thanks.
-t. Drawman

shut the fuck up im not reading all that bullshit

>tfw you will NEVER EVER draw the best collab made by Veeky Forums

nigga it's three sentences

are you going to draw mystic tf2gs who are dead like stary or teebs?

Guys you were right, valve is not gonna mantain an update on the weekend

>tfw we're still friends on steam

>teebs
>mystic

what did you mean by this

But sure i'll probably put a cameo or joke or something

deleting people is for FAG bottom fraggers tБh

I delete people who I dont talk to desu

i knew it
drawings is russian

were you the update this man all along

>not collecting friends
how is it their fault if you dont talk to them
what if you actually want to talk to them one day
why would i seek validation from myself

I just want to know who was the guy posting update this

its me
im saying update this

Wasn't the update """"right around the corner""""?

How far is this corner?

are you actually fucking asking that question
when does valve actually mean that in the history of valve existing

when im rich ill buy everyone on my friends list a lot of games

tuesday

im not allowed leaking this, so be lucky im nice

>he thinks we're getting an update

how do you talk over 100+ people enough to be good friends with all of them

so what 4 taunts will they put in

How do I make damage numbers bigger and a different color without a custom HUD

the pretty bad ones

jill here
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=478097189&searchtext=

there isnt 4, this one but we made 4 videos of it

you talk to/with them indirectly every time you post in the thread

theres also other outlets such as raffles or the irc, for example

saying you dont talk to them one on one as grounds for not having them added is silly because chances are you talk to them fairly frequently, just not over steam chat
Hopefully good ones
Probably bad ones

i never thought about it that way

i guess now i have a reason to add everyone i know from here

thats only if you share a commun place to talk with them, which doesnt happen in a lot of case, specially if your steam acquaintances are over 30

i only have over 20 friends but i regularly talk to only one of them

>yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaah kayo
what did he mean by this

hey catboy

drawings why are you such a normie

drawings isn't even good at drawing

No one knows? Comp matchmaking won't allow custom HUDs, right?

who.ru

drawing is decent at drawing but he is way over his head

wow matchmaking is actually fun

how many drugs did you drink

stop having fun

who know
>
I've done this plenty of times before, i think i know what im doing

well i think you need to know how to do it better

what are your suggestions

DONT TRIGGER DOODLE BOI

i actually kinda like drawings' drawings

its simple and cutesy

focus more in anatomy and Ive never seen you coloring your drawings

>call out drawings as bad drawfag
>get a (you)

heh.....easy

>overwatch will die within 2 weeks
>tf2 will still go on
>tf2 isn't dead

strawpoll.me/10643503

very important please vote !

the best drawfag is moody
shut up yall

My mousewheel always goes one too far whenever I'm in actual combat, though I also sometimes spaghetti all over my keyboard trying to pull out my secondary.

Who? :^)

I owe a lot of my art to weird stylization, in that they're supposed to kinda look like garbage bendy cartoons

colours are weird, I feel like I apply them decently enough

I just dont like drawing backgrounds cause im a lazy faggot

same
though i heard people binding mouse wheel up to primary, mouse wheel down to secondary, and mouse 4 or 5 to melee or some other weird combination

Sudz, though

thats just flat coloring and everyone can do it, not to be rude but that isnt decent just simple

i dont want to carry this topic any further so thats all I can say

>transgender brony is bullied by pro players so much that the update was delayed

how do i get good at black explosions man

uuuuh
guys this is a tf2 thread not a drawings circlejerking thread
please move to the irc

*ciclejerk drawings*

Okay, then what do you propose we talk about now?

other tf2g drawfags
we gotta circlejerk to the whole bunch :)

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will pyro finally be made into a legitimate class that isn't pure garbage?

I don't know any other drawpeople
practice with demoman is the only way
specifically practice firing the grenade launcher at people

pyro is a class, a legit class, and the only thing that's garbage is your opinion

but that's just my opinion

>hated by the pro community
>never used
>'legitimate, skill based class'
>played exclusively by f2p noobs, bronies, and furries

sticky jumper is viable because GLauncher is a primary
rocket jumper isn't viable because you rely on shotgun and market meme to kill targets
shotgun jumper when ?

eric smith from valve software plays pyro and robin says he is better than most of valve staff
i think all of them except eric and robin are just garbage at tf2

there's a reason they keep something as glitchy and bug-inducing as powerplay in the game, so that they can feel superior by using a "cheat code"
wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Cheats#Power_Play

since when has valve's opinion ever been relevant? Anything they do to the game has fucked it up for the past 7 years

delusional pyro mains will never be relevant

if you gave soldier a high knockback shotgun, its basically just the FaN
Then you'd have to also give it to pyro, which would make the detonator useless because you also have to sacrifice health for mobility in that sense

yes this

you need to learn the grenade arc and predicting when people will walk into it so you can preemptively shoot it

also learn to predict how much damage someone has already took

if its a scout at midfight then most likely 1 grenade

if you hear a heavy and know there is a medic on the enemy team then 4 grenades isnt enough and you should probably not commit too much to that fight

if there is a demoknight, god help you

also learn when you can afford to spam stickies and look for clever ways to place traps

usually placing them directly around a corner isnt the best choice, but aiming a little higher is better

also place stickies at the ends of the stairs or other elevations where its too late if people see them

make sticky traps a lot more concentrated so its harder to notice and easier to mistake for a small number of stickies

pyro is cancer in general, and I don't put much stock into valve after the sticky bomb change

>this salt

>all this pyro hate

>He unironically mains pyro

Yes, I do

>annoying, cancerous tripfag is desperate for attention
>'happens' to play pyro

>MFW I put 8 stickies at the bottom of some stairs
>MFW dumbass pyro W+M1s right into it

>>>/owg/

I'm already there, though

>give advice to play demoman
>nah man he hates pyros

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?????

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>comp tf2

it's been 6 months and matchmaking is still a pile of shit where everyone is freshmeat besides 6 man stacks. does anyone really think it's not going to be a shitty update?

There's no question of it being shit, but hopefully Valve will actually notice our game once matchmaking is official.

does anyone else feel a little sorry for viva

like, he flunked out of college and has been a minimum-wage bagboy for years
and despite working at a supermarket for years he hasnt even been promoted to a manager position, so you know he's even terrible at a no-skill-required job
he's a gender-confused weeaboo on top of all that (mains medic/pyro and has an anime avatar)

then with all the free time he has, he plays a game he isnt even good at and spends time around people who tolerate/ignore him at best
like, all the other NEETs and shut-ins he makes fun of are at least well-liked in the thread, skilled at TF2 or both. hell, in the short time he spent in the irc, he couldn't even make friends, and these are people who enjoy the company of barkley, half and even videogames

then there's viva, who has never excelled at anything he's ever done in his life

i honestly dont see how comp works for a game where rarely anyone has a mic and where there is rarely any communication

>even Quake reboot will be bad

this is the year I finally do it

>Rarely any communication
I find if you're playing pubs and you start talking, other people will also start talking.