/ss13/

Vox get out edition


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/87FjnR7M

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First for dream team

>botanist says a vox trader is stealing his shit
>find the bird on the hallway, tase, cuff, drag to brig
>"I BE HAVING PERMIT FROM CAPTAIN LOOK IN LEFT POCKET"
>it's a blank paper stamped with the captain's stamp about twenty times
>PDA the captain, "hey did you give a vox trader a permit or something"
>"Yeah"
>"it's just a blank paper stamped a lot"
>"Yeah"
>
>let the bird go
>never see it again
>botanist says nothing was missing in the end
Was it all a bad dream?

lol, dat filename

Third for Baystation shilling. The Torch is the greatest thing to happen to SS13

You know maybe if the admins didn't hand out permabans like they were fucking candy people wouldn't be such shitters.

Why not just give people a day or two to cool off and develop a wrap sheet?

Reminder to do your part and molest Niggly

How do I get Diethyl to notice me? ;_;

Shit OP
>/ss13/ instead of /ss13g/
>no spess on the subject
>no last thread link
>no last time on /ss13g/
>same edition as last one
>old map renders link
>288x188 image
Shit OP

hands off. Niggly is not for sexual

didn't see you posting anything.

those guys are shit but do you really think restricting vox to those jobs is going to make them improve themselves any more when they're human? What we need is admins to crack down on shitters playing trader just to tide.

>80% of rounds I get killed instantly
>10% of rounds I get antag but get killed instantly by powergaming/metagaming assistants and sec

>searching for the general with 'spess'
>wanting 'last time on' JoJo memes
>Muh image is too small for muh 120hz moniter I use for ss13 hurrr

Space yourself

% of rounds I get killed instantly
What the FUCK are you doing?
Most of the time I am nonantag I don't even get in a fight all shift because all the antags already got validhunted come 12:20

That makes it all the better

literally

get

gud

you fucking piece of shit casual

You have no right to complain until you're actually competent at not getting your shit pushed in by every diamond dozen valid hunter

At least be able to put up a fight you pathetic excuse for a spessman

>People break rules of the server
>"Lol git gud"

How about these admins stop tolerating these hoards of validhunting faggots.

>log in
>check crew manifest
>ashe and felicity are on
>log off

>be mime
>shitter HoS permabrigs me for a bar brawl, claiming I killed a guy despite only knocking him out
>meanwhile, HoS harmbatons ANOTHER guy who's permabrigged
>break out, get to arrivals with him
>he gets critted while in space, pull him out when I realize he didn't make it
>he's still alive
>feed him dexalin, change him into graysuit
>chef drags him away into medbay
Did you survive, permabro?

MMI'd Mechs Meson Sensors when?

How many viruses got released that round?

>No spess in the OP

Kill you're self

>valid hunting
>breaking the rules

how about you get good enough that you don't get your shit pushed in by the masses of people that aren't necessarily even that robust

you are literally so bad and so mad about being bad you're calling for the people beating you at a video game to be banned from the game

Think about that you retarded piece of shit

Well let me make the next thread /ss13/ Guitar Hero General, with "inb4" instead of "last time" and no image.
How about that?

>Be Librarian
>Count Dracula Gimmick
>Get killed by paramedic twice
>Wasn't the antag
>Don't Ahelp because Ahelping is for losers
>Sit on ghost screen entire round

Waffles627 is a shitter.

>be HoP
>do HoP things
>run Cargo since nobody's there
>make shit run smoothly
>suddenly virus
>Elvis syndrome
>into toxification
>and bone dissolution
>finally turn into a catbeast
>while trying to make announces in my office, collapse because all the bones in the lower half of my body just shattered
>Sawbones comes in and just robusts me to death while I'm laying in front of the announcement console

Yeah, but then I got cornered in maint and brought into solitary until the end of the shift.
You were mah nigga, glad you survived.

HoS was a megashitter, though. Took something like half an hour and three officers to catch me, and they only got me because I let the guy who accused me see me and just stayed in the same room until they arrived. Even then, they still needed AI help.

If it were up to me, that'd warrant a head ban.

Yes, valid hunting is breaking the rules on servers that don't allow powergaming.

>injecting 200 l/s directly from the o2 miner
It was fun, fellow crab. Still don't know why the prism stopped working out of nowhere tho

Suffer not the catbeast

Mine says 41 MW

>not joining the fun
>not being felicitys own personal brain slug

that power was put to good use in the bar

Problem with Veeky Forumsserver is that EVERYONE is an expert.
There are no newbies or anything, no rotation, no changes.
Always the same powergaming sadcunts.

>that don't allow powergaming.
And you think that's this server?

>Veeky Forums
>EVERYONE is an expert.
Thanks for the laugh m8 I needed it
To this day, Science still doesn't know what a laser scalpel is

>still having a problem with them
They're the best. They just started a worldstar with like 4 or 5 drunk golems.

2.9 MW in each collector, minus the non-cooled that i used to test the cooling process. The thing turned out to be really average because we could not unfuck the prisms

Not expert in EVERYTHING, but it's moot playing in Veeky Forums.
I'm bored in playing in it because I also know everything already and Meta, Box and Diff are all memorised.
And I know every player's path of action.

It's boring.

is the guy on the right Macaulay Culkin?

>Vox trader
>antag kills me while I'm trying to sell them stuff, oh well
>breaks into several departments
>tells people it was the Vox who broke in
Made me more upset than being murdered

No one told me they both agreed to fight
Only thing i saw was a guy knocked down and a mime with a bottle
You were in cap office, i aksed you to please come to brig but you escaped spouting "I DINDU NUFFIN, LIFE BACK IN TRACK" what was i supposed to do? You also disarmed me in front of perma the second you saw me

Seems like a good cover though, desu.

>want to be chaplain
>dont want to annoy admins with prayers

what do

Make them funny.

make a purple dragon fursona

Become your own god and answer your own prayers.

>not wanting to go on holy quests

what are you a faggot?

Ya, ok.

my ban appeal

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2628

When I want to be chaplain, I go to servers I don't normally play and hard spam chants into prayer.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

For 45 minutes I did that in one server. I got a cookie on the escape shuttle.

Annoy them but know your admins.

Probe is does not pay attention to prayers
Elim will give you good fun if roleplayed correctly but he ded

>wanting people to be forced to take responsibility

its better this way

>needing a cargo tech when there's a qm
>needing a mime
>needing a janitor
>needing a chaplain
>needing a chemist, geneticist, or virologist when there are three doctors and a CMO
>Needing an RD

Yeah, the golem thing was pretty cool I guess. But even if they're not bad players, I still get this awful gut feeling whenever I see them together and get pissed for some reason. I think the whole kawaii anime lesbians thing is giving me flashbacks to when I played on Baystation.

That's why we need random names and body. You can't tell who's who this way (for the most part) so you can't predict people.

... Are you clinically retarded or merely pretending?

was watching you both making it from scratch. Teach me senpai

Put effort into it, know which of us will respond. I try and respond whenever possible if you've put the minimal amount of effort in

When is this getting added to the emagged juke?

youtube.com/watch?v=yGkyhaMdpto

fucking shitvox are giving us a bad name

RULE 1: NEVER DEPRESSURIZE THE RESEARCH OUTPOST
rule 2: follow the involiate
rule 3: nigger steathily

I played earlier and I was new and I just got shit on for not knowing how to do things

When you kill yourself

Do not molest Niggly.

are any admins on?

admin tab and click adminwho

SQWUUAAARRKKKKK HOMAN NED OXOGEN?????? BRRAAWWWKKKKK

>Tfw clown steals all the head stamps and does something like that

witout oxigen humen dont evoluate??????

THIS. I actually enjoy trader as a role but whenever i see 'Birdjew' selling guns or fucktards playing it as greytide with mining tools I die inside. Give more jobbans please.

...

>Pray offering syndiecake gods a authentic real nuclear fission explosive and matching nuclear authentication disk as vox
>Not even a 'fuck off' in reply
>Cry

Admins can and ours usually do turn off even seeing prayers even before you pray
probably because 99% of prayers are 'give honk'

make me prayermin again

BAAWWWK RED STOOL FOR ARMORY? GOODS. DEAL.

>see chaplain make a really well worded prayer with plenty of offerings
>nothing happens

>5 admins on

I don't know what I was sxpecting

>plays as vox
>name is pronouncable like fucking "screech" or "quill" or "rail" instead of an honorable vox name like Cacatchihakatokattii
>speaks perfect galactic common
>wears hardsuit all round
>doesn't steal every shiny item not bolted down
what is even the point

tfw my vox name is Tachiha or something

>"to" as a vox syllabe
FUCKING SNOWFLAKES

Your vox name example isn't very good, though it's better than a lot of vox static names
I'd tell you how to improve it but honestly I can't even figure out exactly what's wrong with it
It just doesn't feel right
Go click random name on a vox character a few times and look at what kinds of things come up

I just slammed the keyboard a few times
my heart was in the right place

>not wearing your hardsuit at all times
I tell you secret I found my self... If you wear suit, then nobody can tell you are alien! Work every time! It work because of polar eyes visor!

>look at monitor console
>see a vox with one of their retard names dying somewhere
>don't feel like working out all that fucking gibberish so I ignore them and let them rot

Learn to integrate with society featherface or go back to space mexico or wherever you come from.

There is no excuse for vox to smash open windows and fuck over the outposts when it is possible to break in with nothing but a screw driver and crowbar with out causing everything to go to shit.

On every single window that has the double borders it is possible to create an 'airlock' and enter with out causing all the air to rush out. This is also useful for plasma fires in toxins where opening the airlock will cause everything to become fire.

All you need to do is unsecure the outside window, rotate it, smash the grille, step into the turf, rotate back the window, secure it, then unsecure the window to the inside and rotate it. Instead of letting all the air rush out into space, all the air loss is within those few turfs.

If you FEEL THE GOD DAMN NEED TO SAY 'oh that takes too long, I would rather be a fucking shit and space all the air because fuck other people' THEN YOU DESERVE TO GET YOUR FUCKING ASS BANNED.

FUCK VOX.

>bombs went off across station, pressure fucked
>Manage to help a few survives without air suits get onto the shuttle as acting captain
>Vox trader fucker decides to hitchhike back to centcom AND SMASHES THE SHUTTLE WINDOW, MAKING ALL THE AIR GO RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN
>Stun, grab, and throw his fucking bird flu infected ass right out the god damn window he broke open into space
>He bitches in OOC after the round

DAY OF THE GAS
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

>Someones dying in X
so hard
their suit sensors default to off user, he made an effort for you to be able to see him.

Suit sensors default to a random setting
If you're talking about traders, their roundstart clothes don't even HAVE sensors, unless that changed

I thought I got the captains pinpointer?

Or is it revering to the device that finds PDA's?

>greentext in spite of not wanting to be a traitor or knowing how to buy gear
What a great accident.

But seriously, how do you buy traitor gear? The wiki says to check your notes for your frequency and use your PDA, but I couldn't find any way to use my PDA for it even after getting the stuff from my notes.

>rod breaches entire station
>spend round as mediborg struggling to keep people alive up to this point
>go through 3 different lawsets that only make my job easier
>everyone wants to feed the clown to a goliath

What even.

This, everytime. It's just sad.

the pinpointer is the thing that find the nuke disc

you grabbed his SPS, not the pinpointer

The nuclear disk pinpointer user

That's the SPS. I was the CMO, held onto the pointer ever since the coppers entered medical dead and gone.

Set your ringtone to the code

You set your ringtone to the code that they give you.

Also don't do it out in the halls or some metagamer will disarm spam you and then get into your uplink and you are gg.

at the beginning of the round you are given an uplink code, enter it into your ringer setting in your pda under messages to unlock your syndicate uplink. Remember to relock it after its use and only buy things as you need them. walking around with traitor gear is a liability unless you know what you are doing.

QUICK I NEED A DESCRIPTION FOR THE KNIFE THAT SPAWNS BY DEFAULT INSIDE A BOOT KNIFE HOLSTER

You have to set your PDA ringtone to whatever it says, Or your headset frequency if you drop your PDA before you're assigned a code.
Or you get a verb to spawn a radio if you have neither.