>botanist says a vox trader is stealing his shit >find the bird on the hallway, tase, cuff, drag to brig >"I BE HAVING PERMIT FROM CAPTAIN LOOK IN LEFT POCKET" >it's a blank paper stamped with the captain's stamp about twenty times >PDA the captain, "hey did you give a vox trader a permit or something" >"Yeah" >"it's just a blank paper stamped a lot" >"Yeah" > >let the bird go >never see it again >botanist says nothing was missing in the end Was it all a bad dream?
Carter Brown
lol, dat filename
Chase Hughes
Third for Baystation shilling. The Torch is the greatest thing to happen to SS13
Gavin Bailey
You know maybe if the admins didn't hand out permabans like they were fucking candy people wouldn't be such shitters.
Why not just give people a day or two to cool off and develop a wrap sheet?
Jeremiah Ward
Reminder to do your part and molest Niggly
Hunter Rivera
How do I get Diethyl to notice me? ;_;
Liam Gomez
Shit OP >/ss13/ instead of /ss13g/ >no spess on the subject >no last thread link >no last time on /ss13g/ >same edition as last one >old map renders link >288x188 image Shit OP
Owen Butler
hands off. Niggly is not for sexual
David Ramirez
didn't see you posting anything.
Xavier White
those guys are shit but do you really think restricting vox to those jobs is going to make them improve themselves any more when they're human? What we need is admins to crack down on shitters playing trader just to tide.
Jackson Brooks
>80% of rounds I get killed instantly >10% of rounds I get antag but get killed instantly by powergaming/metagaming assistants and sec
Christian Garcia
>searching for the general with 'spess' >wanting 'last time on' JoJo memes >Muh image is too small for muh 120hz moniter I use for ss13 hurrr
Space yourself
Aaron Sanchez
% of rounds I get killed instantly What the FUCK are you doing? Most of the time I am nonantag I don't even get in a fight all shift because all the antags already got validhunted come 12:20
Josiah Hughes
That makes it all the better
Zachary Harris
literally
get
gud
you fucking piece of shit casual
You have no right to complain until you're actually competent at not getting your shit pushed in by every diamond dozen valid hunter
At least be able to put up a fight you pathetic excuse for a spessman
Daniel Torres
>People break rules of the server >"Lol git gud"
How about these admins stop tolerating these hoards of validhunting faggots.
Landon Lee
>log in >check crew manifest >ashe and felicity are on >log off
Connor Thompson
>be mime >shitter HoS permabrigs me for a bar brawl, claiming I killed a guy despite only knocking him out >meanwhile, HoS harmbatons ANOTHER guy who's permabrigged >break out, get to arrivals with him >he gets critted while in space, pull him out when I realize he didn't make it >he's still alive >feed him dexalin, change him into graysuit >chef drags him away into medbay Did you survive, permabro?
Jackson Hernandez
MMI'd Mechs Meson Sensors when?
Sebastian Morales
How many viruses got released that round?
Lucas Turner
>No spess in the OP
Kill you're self
David Kelly
>valid hunting >breaking the rules
how about you get good enough that you don't get your shit pushed in by the masses of people that aren't necessarily even that robust
you are literally so bad and so mad about being bad you're calling for the people beating you at a video game to be banned from the game
Think about that you retarded piece of shit
Jordan Campbell
Well let me make the next thread /ss13/ Guitar Hero General, with "inb4" instead of "last time" and no image. How about that?
Justin Brown
>Be Librarian >Count Dracula Gimmick >Get killed by paramedic twice >Wasn't the antag >Don't Ahelp because Ahelping is for losers >Sit on ghost screen entire round
Waffles627 is a shitter.
Oliver Price
>be HoP >do HoP things >run Cargo since nobody's there >make shit run smoothly >suddenly virus >Elvis syndrome >into toxification >and bone dissolution >finally turn into a catbeast >while trying to make announces in my office, collapse because all the bones in the lower half of my body just shattered >Sawbones comes in and just robusts me to death while I'm laying in front of the announcement console
Jason Thompson
Yeah, but then I got cornered in maint and brought into solitary until the end of the shift. You were mah nigga, glad you survived.
HoS was a megashitter, though. Took something like half an hour and three officers to catch me, and they only got me because I let the guy who accused me see me and just stayed in the same room until they arrived. Even then, they still needed AI help.
If it were up to me, that'd warrant a head ban.
Zachary Baker
Yes, valid hunting is breaking the rules on servers that don't allow powergaming.
Ethan Wood
>injecting 200 l/s directly from the o2 miner It was fun, fellow crab. Still don't know why the prism stopped working out of nowhere tho
Liam Martinez
Suffer not the catbeast
Evan Williams
Mine says 41 MW
Angel Peterson
>not joining the fun >not being felicitys own personal brain slug
Anthony Moore
that power was put to good use in the bar
Owen Clark
Problem with Veeky Forumsserver is that EVERYONE is an expert. There are no newbies or anything, no rotation, no changes. Always the same powergaming sadcunts.
Isaiah Ortiz
>that don't allow powergaming. And you think that's this server?
David Gutierrez
>Veeky Forums >EVERYONE is an expert. Thanks for the laugh m8 I needed it To this day, Science still doesn't know what a laser scalpel is
Gabriel Jackson
>still having a problem with them They're the best. They just started a worldstar with like 4 or 5 drunk golems.
Jaxson Taylor
2.9 MW in each collector, minus the non-cooled that i used to test the cooling process. The thing turned out to be really average because we could not unfuck the prisms
Landon Foster
Not expert in EVERYTHING, but it's moot playing in Veeky Forums. I'm bored in playing in it because I also know everything already and Meta, Box and Diff are all memorised. And I know every player's path of action.
It's boring.
Isaiah Perry
is the guy on the right Macaulay Culkin?
Caleb Sullivan
>Vox trader >antag kills me while I'm trying to sell them stuff, oh well >breaks into several departments >tells people it was the Vox who broke in Made me more upset than being murdered
Liam Lewis
No one told me they both agreed to fight Only thing i saw was a guy knocked down and a mime with a bottle You were in cap office, i aksed you to please come to brig but you escaped spouting "I DINDU NUFFIN, LIFE BACK IN TRACK" what was i supposed to do? You also disarmed me in front of perma the second you saw me
Jonathan Adams
Seems like a good cover though, desu.
Luke Long
>want to be chaplain >dont want to annoy admins with prayers
For 45 minutes I did that in one server. I got a cookie on the escape shuttle.
Connor Edwards
Annoy them but know your admins.
Probe is does not pay attention to prayers Elim will give you good fun if roleplayed correctly but he ded
Tyler Sanchez
>wanting people to be forced to take responsibility
its better this way
Gavin Nelson
>needing a cargo tech when there's a qm >needing a mime >needing a janitor >needing a chaplain >needing a chemist, geneticist, or virologist when there are three doctors and a CMO >Needing an RD
Joseph Edwards
Yeah, the golem thing was pretty cool I guess. But even if they're not bad players, I still get this awful gut feeling whenever I see them together and get pissed for some reason. I think the whole kawaii anime lesbians thing is giving me flashbacks to when I played on Baystation.
Leo Taylor
That's why we need random names and body. You can't tell who's who this way (for the most part) so you can't predict people.
Josiah Ross
... Are you clinically retarded or merely pretending?
Brody Powell
was watching you both making it from scratch. Teach me senpai
James Scott
Put effort into it, know which of us will respond. I try and respond whenever possible if you've put the minimal amount of effort in
RULE 1: NEVER DEPRESSURIZE THE RESEARCH OUTPOST rule 2: follow the involiate rule 3: nigger steathily
Hudson Watson
I played earlier and I was new and I just got shit on for not knowing how to do things
Caleb Young
When you kill yourself
Luke Green
Do not molest Niggly.
David Bailey
are any admins on?
Nathan Barnes
admin tab and click adminwho
Connor Rivera
SQWUUAAARRKKKKK HOMAN NED OXOGEN?????? BRRAAWWWKKKKK
Juan Perez
>Tfw clown steals all the head stamps and does something like that
Hudson Gutierrez
witout oxigen humen dont evoluate??????
Adrian Reed
THIS. I actually enjoy trader as a role but whenever i see 'Birdjew' selling guns or fucktards playing it as greytide with mining tools I die inside. Give more jobbans please.
Logan Russell
...
Charles Roberts
>Pray offering syndiecake gods a authentic real nuclear fission explosive and matching nuclear authentication disk as vox >Not even a 'fuck off' in reply >Cry
Joseph Howard
Admins can and ours usually do turn off even seeing prayers even before you pray probably because 99% of prayers are 'give honk'
Zachary Reed
make me prayermin again
Noah Rogers
BAAWWWK RED STOOL FOR ARMORY? GOODS. DEAL.
Levi Butler
>see chaplain make a really well worded prayer with plenty of offerings >nothing happens
>5 admins on
I don't know what I was sxpecting
Ian Stewart
>plays as vox >name is pronouncable like fucking "screech" or "quill" or "rail" instead of an honorable vox name like Cacatchihakatokattii >speaks perfect galactic common >wears hardsuit all round >doesn't steal every shiny item not bolted down what is even the point
Josiah Gray
tfw my vox name is Tachiha or something
Jordan Thomas
>"to" as a vox syllabe FUCKING SNOWFLAKES
Anthony James
Your vox name example isn't very good, though it's better than a lot of vox static names I'd tell you how to improve it but honestly I can't even figure out exactly what's wrong with it It just doesn't feel right Go click random name on a vox character a few times and look at what kinds of things come up
Carson Foster
I just slammed the keyboard a few times my heart was in the right place
Adrian Lopez
>not wearing your hardsuit at all times I tell you secret I found my self... If you wear suit, then nobody can tell you are alien! Work every time! It work because of polar eyes visor!
Ethan Cooper
>look at monitor console >see a vox with one of their retard names dying somewhere >don't feel like working out all that fucking gibberish so I ignore them and let them rot
Learn to integrate with society featherface or go back to space mexico or wherever you come from.
Bentley Foster
There is no excuse for vox to smash open windows and fuck over the outposts when it is possible to break in with nothing but a screw driver and crowbar with out causing everything to go to shit.
On every single window that has the double borders it is possible to create an 'airlock' and enter with out causing all the air to rush out. This is also useful for plasma fires in toxins where opening the airlock will cause everything to become fire.
All you need to do is unsecure the outside window, rotate it, smash the grille, step into the turf, rotate back the window, secure it, then unsecure the window to the inside and rotate it. Instead of letting all the air rush out into space, all the air loss is within those few turfs.
If you FEEL THE GOD DAMN NEED TO SAY 'oh that takes too long, I would rather be a fucking shit and space all the air because fuck other people' THEN YOU DESERVE TO GET YOUR FUCKING ASS BANNED.
FUCK VOX.
>bombs went off across station, pressure fucked >Manage to help a few survives without air suits get onto the shuttle as acting captain >Vox trader fucker decides to hitchhike back to centcom AND SMASHES THE SHUTTLE WINDOW, MAKING ALL THE AIR GO RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN >Stun, grab, and throw his fucking bird flu infected ass right out the god damn window he broke open into space >He bitches in OOC after the round
DAY OF THE GAS BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Connor Martinez
>Someones dying in X so hard their suit sensors default to off user, he made an effort for you to be able to see him.
Angel Phillips
Suit sensors default to a random setting If you're talking about traders, their roundstart clothes don't even HAVE sensors, unless that changed
Dylan Butler
I thought I got the captains pinpointer?
Or is it revering to the device that finds PDA's?
Dominic Miller
>greentext in spite of not wanting to be a traitor or knowing how to buy gear What a great accident.
But seriously, how do you buy traitor gear? The wiki says to check your notes for your frequency and use your PDA, but I couldn't find any way to use my PDA for it even after getting the stuff from my notes.
Nathaniel Cox
>rod breaches entire station >spend round as mediborg struggling to keep people alive up to this point >go through 3 different lawsets that only make my job easier >everyone wants to feed the clown to a goliath
What even.
Juan Lopez
This, everytime. It's just sad.
Connor Watson
the pinpointer is the thing that find the nuke disc
Logan Robinson
you grabbed his SPS, not the pinpointer
Lincoln Russell
The nuclear disk pinpointer user
Jack James
That's the SPS. I was the CMO, held onto the pointer ever since the coppers entered medical dead and gone.
Alexander Perry
Set your ringtone to the code
Juan Taylor
You set your ringtone to the code that they give you.
Also don't do it out in the halls or some metagamer will disarm spam you and then get into your uplink and you are gg.
Brayden Sanchez
at the beginning of the round you are given an uplink code, enter it into your ringer setting in your pda under messages to unlock your syndicate uplink. Remember to relock it after its use and only buy things as you need them. walking around with traitor gear is a liability unless you know what you are doing.
Adrian Taylor
QUICK I NEED A DESCRIPTION FOR THE KNIFE THAT SPAWNS BY DEFAULT INSIDE A BOOT KNIFE HOLSTER
Parker Johnson
You have to set your PDA ringtone to whatever it says, Or your headset frequency if you drop your PDA before you're assigned a code. Or you get a verb to spawn a radio if you have neither.