/5N@F/ General

I mentioned making a song last thread, here it is.

Purple Man, to the tune of Nowhere Man, by the Beatles: youtube.com/watch?v=5NV2qiQO6cA

Do you know Purple Man?
Working in his creepy van,
Maybe we could stop this and call somebody

No one knows who he might be
May be Mike or Jeremy
He just also might be me or you.

Purple Man, please listen
Please don't do what you're wishing
Purple Man, we'll come back to see your end

He knows not what he will see
Because what he's done to me
Our newfound strength will be his downfall

Purple Man, you scurry
In your eyes, there's worry
Nowhere to run, in that suit you will be damned

Thirty years we will leave you
With no food nor drink to use
Maybe then your soul will cease to be

Purple Man, please listen
Please don't do what you're wishing
Purple Man, we'll come back to see your end

That's the end, Purple Man
Trapped inside your rusty can
Trapped somewhere he cannot hurt anybody
Trapped somewhere he cannot hurt anybody
If freed somewhere he would kill everybody

That picture was posted in the last two/three threads.

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FLAT
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Anyone else think an animatronic Moon Man would be terrifying? It would be like as if stormfront built a terminator but it all goes wrong when it detects all natural human skin pigmentations as inferior.
>Originally built in the late 80's when Mac Tonight was still in the commercials
>Never went public due to programming malfunctions that made it's cameras/detectors identify anything darker than literal, pure white as a target.
>Rumored to be wandering around and within the premises of a large abandoned McDonalds at night whenever the moon is out.
>Survivors claim that they first found it funny when it started spouting racist quips and jokes about each of their races until it got close enough and tore a man in two and another's leg off.
>Anyone who escapes or hides after the initial assault, it chases/hunts down while it's voicebox stutters corrupted versions of the songs
"M-Moo-oon M-Man, Moon Ma-a-a-aaaan, caan't-t-t you see? Spic-spic-spiiics and nig-gers nee-nee-need to ha-hang froo-o-om tree-eee-EEEEEEEEEEES"
>The hunt only ends when the sun comes up and it reappears within a secret basement within the dilapidated McDonalds.

This probably shouldn't excite me this much

all the people he killed should come back from the grave as spooks

>two or three threads
>several times
Pick one.

A Moon Man animatronic actually exists though. It sits at a piano.

all me too

youtube.com/watch?v=mQYxBJl13GQ

BOOOOOOORN TO DIE, NIGGER

Who cares, quit being such a bitchy little tit. You people really do need to rage about bullshit at least once a day, don't you.

I'm just pointing out that you were inconsistent and/or incorrect. The only one throwing a fit about it is you.

"So in that instance they might try to, uh, remove some of your parts. Like your ears, and your eyes. And uh, your skin... probably. On account of any fur, scales, and/or feathers you might have depending on your, um, species, I would imagine."

>Dr. Schmidt, I'm JH

>nose is still there
immersion lost
nice visualization

Good GOD, that's unnerving.
Very nicely done.

Is that you, Snickers?

What do you mean "you people"?

5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35350

Noice

Man, more people should draw Roommates fana-

This is not what I meant. But I'll take it.

While I am tempted, the fluff calls to me.

Autism General?

Golly

Which one?

>that slim frame
>those hips
>that coinpurse
>that little tail
>that fluffiness

here you go

Halt! Do not sexualize the cripple!
Sexualize the cripple

Indeed, but /ksg/ and the /tesg/ were doing this long before we got here.

Good GOD, that's unnerving.
Very nicely done.

Hmm

I want to shove my face in his chest and take a whiff of his root beer-scented fluff.

that makes y'all furry

I think it's fairly obvious, they type in the same manner every time they complain about dissenting opinions on weebish images that barely look like characters from Five Nights at Freddy's.
Not much better than a tartlet, if there is any difference.

I deduce by your posting habits that Shitty Detective user and CDF hateanon are one and the same, since only one person uses the word "tartlet" and he uses it nonstop!

I mean, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

...fuck off, hateanon?

Then it's Chica

Diff user, but a lot of people use the term tartlet.
I can't tell what's serious or not anymore.

No, it was me!

>weebish

Like how Baby and Ballora look in the game itself? And I'll never get tired of chuckling at people who get angry when they see a picture made in a country or style other than American, there are much more important things in life to rage about.

Don't bite the bait, gentlemen.

Alright, alright.

Getting mad at anime or manga is silly considering this is an anime website, but getting mad at weebanon is a perfectly legitimate reaction.

Who?

No, they really don't look like that. They lack the facial splitting so they look more like people with makeup

We're not talking about Sy right now. Come back tomorrow for the weekend writefaggotry discussion.

And every time, you throw out shittydetectiveanon like it excuses your shittiness at blending in.
Really, just curb your posting habits. It's not that hard.

Holy shit.
I make one sarcastic comment about the OP and you people are still at it. I know we like to fight here, but this is pretty weak.

Writefaggotry discussion is often the best. It's pretty mellow.

Posting anything even vaguely Japanese triggers some of the anons badly.

>you

Uhhhhh no? That's not me. Be a better shitty detective. I just hate all these "YOU'VE POSTED HERE BEFORE" posts like they mean something. Whoa you can tell an anonymous has been here for a while. Get over yourself shitbrain.

>we

You type less flowery than moth but more flowery than user. It's really quite easy to see.
Maybe if you browsed more than this place you would be able to see the difference between you and other anons of this thread.

>you people
Really? It's 2016, user. C'mon.

just forgive and forget this once

>no "! Muh Leejuns"

You don't really know how Veeky Forums works, do you? Just put on a name if that makes you more comfortable.

I'm not the weebanon, I'm the "make fun of the retard who types 'tartlet' every post" user. Update your detective logs.

I want a Ballora music box.

This shitposting is boring. Let's shitpost about something that actually matters, like Ghost making even more OCs and spamming the thread with backstory.

I'm not claiming you're weebanon, I'm saying you're the same faggot every time.
And besides, I wasn't wrong when I first called out tartlets out during prom. In fact, I've never been wrong in that regard.

>responding to bait
Here's a tip: if a post seems too stupid/flawed/aggressive/pointlessly inflammatory to be real, it almost always is. If it gives you an urge to argue back because you can clearly see how to punch a hole in their shitty argument/claim/assertion, it's because it's easy on purpose just to keep you responding. This is why we call it "bait".

youtube.com/watch?v=s5rtV8nDScc

>In fact, I've never been wrong in that regard.
>implying you can be "wrong" when using a retarded tumblr word as an opinionated insult

Honestly I highly prefer the shitposting to last thread which was an unironic benis thread and people talking about how they wanted to poop in Hoxton's pants or whatever.

>tartlet
>tumblr
Sir you are wrong on all accounts.
You can call me the tartlet-taddler. I'm a trained tartlet-wrangler with over five years of experience in memes talked between twelve year olds drawing chica impregnated with alien children.

Fuck off, hateanon.

5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35351

>female
DROPPED

Right? This is such a non fight, but people seem to be committed to it anyway.

That's pretty neat.

>female
PICKED UP

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

4/10 lipstick not drippy enough

Love it

Male version WHERE

Foxglove a best no matter their junk.

That is the male version
Wait until she opens her mouth

That would be futa, and, therefore, unacceptable.

I swear to god Scott better have something spooky behind those eyelids

>you will never be able to impregnate yourself with your own tongue
Thank god because pregnancy blows dick.

Agnes Moreau, deemed Missing in 196_, has been found as yet another victim of the unnamed murderer that contributed to the downfall of Fredbear's Family Diner and as of now assumed to be responsible for the death of the four children lost on August 2_, 196_. Like Samantha, she was found buried deep under the restaurant, in a box of parts for one of the animatronic entertainers the franchise is known for.

Agnes was eleven years old at the time of death (presumed), her parents were particularly worried for her health following her disappearance due to her suffering of anterograde amnesia since birth, as well as being prone to frequent flights of fancy and 'playing pretend' that would often last far beyond what was considered the norm. She was known at her local elementary school for being very upbeat and friendly, and the loss of her life is nothing short of tragic.

Her corpse was found unnaturally preserved in a similar manner as Samantha's. A majority of her face was caved in by a dull instrument, and her neck was marred with what is either rope marks or the indentation of fingernails. Forensic specialists are still trying to examine the corpse to find more information on Agnes' death and to hopefully track down the person responsible for these actions and put them to justice.

Oh hell yes.
here's hoping for eventual Chiclet or BonBon

rockets
or would that be her rocket launcher jubblies?

This is Jason Bachman from Forensics... It took a while, but... we were able to verify the corpse in question is, as expected, the last of the children missing in the August incident... Catherine Hallensworth. Going on the estimated time of death we discovered from Samantha and the rest of the victims, we can only assume she also was kidnapped and died around the late August 196_ range... We can only place her at this point as the corpse did not display the unnaturally preserved properties to the extent the others did.

This is mostly speculation. Look, I know it's not our job, but... this is not right. Even Samantha wasn't as messed up as what's been done to this girl. Hell, we aren't even sure what the murder weapon was, had to be an extensive variety of power tools of some kind used for an extended period of time... Definitely not a one night job. We found what appeared to be a series of fishing hooks embedded under the corpses' eyelids and what appears to be two corkscrews embedded in the back of her throat. Incisions along what remains of her flesh seems to have been... skinned away? Burnt? God, I don't know.

I'm going to go try and drink till I forget tonight happened. Look. Don't release the information of Catherine's body to the press. No one needs to know about this one except the department. Her mom keeps calling, I... I can't bring myself to answer her.

The first of four corpses have been found believing to correspond to the four adolescents having gone missing at Fredbear's Family Diner in 1974, the first of a series of tragedies leading to the inevitable closing of the establishment.

Despite the twenty year gap, the corpse in question was remarkably well-preserved, the pieces found in a wooden crate buried deep underneath what once was Fredbear's Family Diner. The crate was the same used to contain the parts for one of the characters of the Diner's animatronic ensemble.

The victim, Samantha Brownsfold, 15 at time of death, was the oldest of the victims and was supposedly babysitting the group on the evening of their disappearance. Her corpse was found with multiple lacerations, her face cut open horizontally along the mouth, then decapitated. Her arms were segmented and it appears the murderer attempted to split her vertically but failed, presumably her pelvic bone was too thick for him to cut through entirely. Her hands were never found, it is believed the murderer took them with him. The murder weapon is believed to be an axe.

No family was willing to discuss the incident, it is worth noting Samantha had a record of cruel and unusual behavior throughout her childhood, and was a suspect in the drowning of her younger brother, Logan Brownsfold (age 4). The digging and excavation of the old site is still underway.

That's a cute mangle.

I like this serialized, planned thread storytrlling much better than the drunken format last night. Keep up the good work.

you cant tell me what to do

Do it.

bite the bait?

Bite me.

>bored
>refresh the general
>nothing
>repeat
I miss the days when we'd go through 3-4 threads every day

I don't. That shit was hard to keep up with. Besides, we've been pretty steady all week; and with almost no infighting to boot. We're due for a slow day every once in a while.