Here's the deal. I am sitting on several million USD. I'm (mostly) self made, 27. I have come to the point in my life where I could use an underling--a Robin to my Batman. Anyway, I have been on Veeky Forums for many years. This site helped me become the person who I am today. That's why I want to give back.
I am taking this opportunity to open up applications (to become my apprentice). I will leave applications open for the next week. There are no prerequisites and no criteria for entry except a throwaway email so that I can contact you should you win. Please type everything you want me to know here in three or fewer replies.
The winner will be flown to Seattle, WA, where you will stay and live on my compound for the next 12 months. All expenses (flight, food, lodging) will be taken care of, free of charge. You will live under my direction for the duration of your stay, and I will groom you to emulate my own success in life.
I am looking forward to hearing from you guys.
Easton Watson
I have nothing to lose, but
This smells fishy. I want proof
Lincoln Gray
What's your success, OP? What business are you in? Is this really worth living on the West Coast? Why should I believe that a frog poster is a millionaire?
Hunter Martin
Ah, I see you didn't manage to produce any offspring to teach your ways to.
I don't want that kind of success, thanks. I've got kids that are learning to run my business.
Jayden Howard
>you will stay and live on my compound for the next 12 months >You will live under my direction for the duration of your stay, and I will groom you
how to get raped 101
Nicholas Sullivan
The frog pic makes me think you're full of shit. But nothing ventured nothing gained... so...
What industry do you work in? What will you be teaching me? >Salesmanship? >Negotiation and getting "the yes"? >Picking the right team of people (H.R. and Management)? >How to play the media and the art of publicity?
If any of these, but particularly the last one, I'm very interested and you're gonna have a very easy job mentoring me.
Christian Johnson
As soon as he said "a Robin to my Batman", I knew anal was involved.
Joseph Williams
As soon as he said: "I have been on Veeky Forums for many years". I knew anal was involved
