EVE online /eog/

Fozzie is kawaii edition.

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>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.

>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.

>Read the UPDATED /eog/ pastebin: pastebin.com/ser9Acpg

>Focus Group Logs: focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/

Future:
>Soon, new shekels madness with cerebral free SP and stuff snek themed.
>Did you forget to do your dailies?
>Cap changes, fighter changes and legal drugs: forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6523897#post6523897
>June 28th Sneks Supers and Titans: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/shadow-of-the-serpent-signal-the-dawn/
>Winter: new "drilling platforms"
>Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks
>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework

Past:
>Goonswarm is dead.
>May 31: RIP old camera, new multi-use analyzers introduced
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>May 24: DO YOUR SP DAILIES
>May 12: Name ships automatically with a saved fit name
>May 06: Eve Online 13th Anniversary
>Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc. RIP rolling yachts.
>Apr 21: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/csm-11-election-results/
>Mar 09: Massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits.
>Feb 18: Last CSM X Summit: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/the-second-csm-x-summit-meeting-minutes-included
>Feb 09: SP trading
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)

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youtube.com/watch?v=Hk6uHhnrEt0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:

1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers

9001. Honorabru solo roamers

90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec

900001. C5-6 WH pvpers

Jamyl best girl

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THAT IS NOT JAMAL SERUM

>mfw comfy as fuck and 90001

>gif
>2016

>""""""""""""""""""""""""elite""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""small"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""gang""""""""""""""""""""" pvp

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Does it matter?

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>typing like a faggot
>YC 118

>any pvp except for small gang or solo

inb4 muh cap blobbing

>"""""""""""""""""""""""solo""""""""""""""""""""""""
>"""""""""""""""""""""""small"""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""gang""""""""""""""""""""""""

>gif
>2016

anyone wanna play ASTA with me while we grind serpentis shipyards?

What is ASTA?

new dank ass f2p mmo asta.webzen.com/en

>she posts malicious links

you know browsers have that built in by default for years now, dont you grandpa? who even gets viruses from websites anymore

>She willingly made herself part of the botnet

youre on windows you retard, lmao

>windows

>She thinks I use windows like her

excuse me, i prefer xir

>She has a mental illness
>She wants to use the wrong pronouns

>she

>gif
>2016

>implying I'm not doing this for free webms

>webm
>without sound
>2016

>implying i didnt consider that

>gif
>2016

>mfw gif is the new png

So what excuse do you have for playing this game instead of Elite: Dangerous? Do you really want to play point and click simulator with a bunch of grieffers and bullies? Or would you like to play in an enticing space sim where you actually control your ship and with a great community, gripping story, and devs that continuously and tirelessly improve the game?

Face it, you all just dont have the skills for Elite. In a year, Elite will be the premium multiplayer space game while EVE will be in the graveyard, only remembered by a community full of bullies and cheats.

not completely equatable

>Do you really want to play point and click simulator with a bunch of grieffers and bullies?

Yes. Point and click is the most superior game genre.

>mfw this fag believes elite is any good

I know this is just shitposting, but really, I fell for the elite meme when it came out and I've never been more embarrassed of wasting money on something. It's a complete piece of shit and the devs don't give a single fuck.

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>36 replies
>9 posters

>he pretends it wasnt just all him with different ips

>and devs that continuously and tirelessly improve the game
I now you are shitposting with a pasta, but didn'T they kill ED with some ridiculous p2p file transfer or some shit?

>She fell for the EVE and E:D memes
baka desu

Star Citizen is where it's at

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not an arguement

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actually imma delete this and go post it in star citizen hol up hol up

im a trill nigga i aint standin fo dis shit mane

>You will never be this comfy

>She isn't comfy

this new station lighting is a bit silly

will concord care if i destroy a research container? kinda tired of some faggots that sit and watch while i do all the killing

>Saturday
>24k online
>slow market

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The fighters were the most ADHD unit ever. No grace.

muh pulsar corvette

>webm
>without sound

>caring about sound in shitty webms

>i don't know how Veeky Forums works

then post a gif

>gif

>post a shitty artifacted crap instead of a proper video

>higher quality, more colors, smaller filesize

gif is dead m8

only unironic iphone cucks like gifs

>that one idiot that trolls with fileformats

>videos without sound

youtube.com/watch?v=Hk6uHhnrEt0

>his reaction image is a youtube video

>png

at least i has sound

So far the thread has been nothing but unrelated shitpost utter piss poor memes.

Therefore not game related and I'm requesting for a janitor to prune the thread.

>want to be comfy miner
>too busy handling 40+ orders and keeping tabs on my income and expenses

life of a non-multiboxing merchant is hard

I ASKED A SERIOUSAL QUESTIONS PLEECE ANSER

Leave highsec.

>my favourite gas huffing zone in null was disrupted by the stupid war

Kill me. It had just enough danger to safety ratio to reach the perfect comfy zone and it was reliable dosh. Now it's dead forever.

I've done cloud ring a few times, was comfy

>join Certified-Organic corp
>sign up on services page
>set up API with highest mask, (they can even read my Jita whore diaries)
>set up TS3 auth from services
>download TS3
>set up Mumble auth from services
>Download Mumble
>set up forums account from services
>please use this info to log into forums and then set up forum-API link
>k
>set up Discord
>Need to make a Discord account first
>k
>Set up Discord auth
>Download Discord
>error, contact our helpdesk pilots in-game
>k
>Set up Jabber
>Download Pidgin
>Set up Skype
>Update Skype, 800mb of ram skype.exe running in the background
>Set up ISBoxer for my Jita whore muktitasking
>Log into Slack
>Error Slack not found
>Blame Mussah
>Set up Facebook corp group (requirement to file for SRP)
>Go lose a ship and link a KM to authenticate the SRP program
>Lose my Arty Vagabond
>ok.
>File Arty Vagabond for SRP
>Denied
>Not a Corp fitting
>okey.
>PINGPIGPING
>QUICK COMMS #3 TIME TO HIT TOWER EVERYONE GET ON NAGAS
>No Naga in new home system
>"C-can I bring my RF Cap Battery Vengeance"?
>"Yes you can bring Attack Frigates but you need to download the new Attack Frigate mumble plugin v0.2 first user go to this link user a.cocaine.ninja/fvxpoy.exe"
>...O-okey ...I-is it safe?
>"Also make sure you download the new Windoes 10 only Discord Overlay, link is somewhere on the forums."
>Cool
>Searching Forums
>Access Denied: Need additional APIs
>Set up my Jita whore API so I can make it to the fleet
>"Ok everyone undoc- user are you really a Jita whore"?
>New program has to update, doesn't ask for permission.
>Reboot PC
>Corp channel blinking
>Alliance channel blinking
>Director wants to start new conversation
>Pidgin blinking
>Discord blinking, stops responding
>Skype blinking and using 2gb of ram
>TS3 blinking
>Mumble blinking, tackle comms mumble plugin going nuts
>Forums notifications blinking
>new Facebook message on your wall.
>ANNNOOOON GET ON COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMSSSSS
>My mind slowly drifts into the abyss.

>vengeance
>attack frigate

>look mom I posted it again

Anyways, where are those OGB fixes?

>still no Brown Recluse Guristas tactical destroyer

>attack
It's assault

>AFs
>even approaching useful in any sense

Whatever niche they had was entirely destroyed by the existence of T3Ds.

ban assault frigates

no it was destroyed by t1 cruisers and navy frigates years ago

>omg you have to only fly these perferct stats ships, how dare you to undock in non perfect ship hurr

>t. svipul nigger

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>tfw instawarp wreathe
>gank shitters cant even get a lock

>mfw its like an assault frigate

>cephei kells

Whats the point of blockade runners when everyone wants to gank just because of the cargoscan immunity? Worst investment ever.

You are basically untouchable if done right.
With cloak and bonus to warp acceleration speed nobody will ever lock you when warping, and with instadock bookmarks plus warp landing immunity nobody can ever lock you before you dock.

I move over 20bil in cargo from lowsec to Jita for L5 mission items every week for the past 3 years and I have never been even locked.

Also the point of this ships is that their investment is really small vs JFs and you don't require outside help from other pilots/alts.

all that means is you probably shouldn't autpilot with them, even though I do it sometimes when empty and nothing had has happened. people can want to gank you all they like, it's not possible if you're at the keyboard and turning your cloak on

more like best investment ever

I dunno. I havent expanded my trading outside of highsec but Im working on it, might get a BR to go into low and null. I love my wreathe though. Extremely fast and speeds to warp as fast as an interdictor.

You can make it warp faster than interceptor speeds with a single warp speed rig, its pretty nuts and max comfy.

If I ever had to move PLEX for some reason it and I had no JF, it would be on a BR for sure.

Right now Im making a steady 1 bil a week with my trade and industry, and Im training up to buy the Minmatar BR, cant remember its name. I have a Mamoth as well but it doesnt have as much agility as I hoped. Would a Mastodon be worth it for large loads, or would it be better to train up another race indie? I only really use my Wreathe for small loads between hubs and my Mammoth to haul materials and finished products to and from my production station, anything else I use couriers.

>another race

all 4 deep space transports have the same size fleet hangar. they're all really good

>when you find da content

Alright. Thank you user.

Did you train your shuttle master certificate 5 skills yet, /dog/? Why not? This will make you fly every single ship in the game better.

>tfw no navy moa

>navy moa comes out
>10% hybrid optimal range
>damage bonus removed

>tfw no imperial avatar

>tfw you realise most EVE players kill themselves