/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /gwt/)

But she bought a new dress

Kill yourself

Shani is perfection.

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Fuck off, dumb spammer

why the fuck are the materials for grandmaster armor so fucking expensive by the time I have the money to get a full set I'd have finished every quest in the game

So there's going to be a game based on Ciri and her adventures as an amateur Witcher right?

proofs

No more Witcher games ever

Does the Chort farming in White Orchard no longer work?

no papa

no

>doing quests for money

Go kill bandits, pick up their shitty weapons, sell them for lods of emone

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Really? I figured they'd revisit it in 20 years when they finish cyberpunk.

It's on display in the upstairs bedroom :3

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>pick up their shitty weapons, sell them for lods of emone
>5 crowns per sword
>loads of emone

>/wtc will never gangbang Yennefer
jdimsa

do it for :3

Sell them to blacksmiths you fucking faggot autist

Dont question gwent.

I have three relic swords with three greater runestones in each on me right now, you fucking faggot.
They go for 80 to 250 crowns with blacksmith.
I'm not even going to bother chasing bandits to find out how much will I get for a shitty Velen sword or rusty hatchet for fuck's sake...

im doing keiras quest right now, how long is the fucking dungeon?
This is getting annoying

nth for the Great Sun

breddy gud
but the skirt seem a bit too plain to me
emhyr's dress is much more ornate

nth for "He or she who conceals a mage shall burn alongside them in the Eternal Fire."

the whole game is like that
you will get 90 hours out of it even just by questing while ignoring points of interest

Women are supposed to be plain during that time

>inb4 it's the 13th century

I'm going to sexually assault Ciri right in front of Yennefer

Me on the left

>Women are supposed to be plain during that time
don't even need to show you sorceresses, this will suffice

How could you say yes to him? ;_;

You're calling this plain?

succ me

poisoned blades or heightened tolerance?

>God damn it another fucking faggy Dandelion quest with plays and shi-OH MY GOD!

Yea, that shit was pretty fucking real.

That quest actually confused me.
Fag calls himself a high vampire, then turns into a shitty Katakan that can be put down with a sword.

Different types of higher vampires.
Regis and Detlaff are one of the high tier ones. The morgue one is one of the lesser High ones.

heightened tolerance. poisoned blades is meh.

Should I read the last wish before the main 5?

left - fuck
middle - marry
right - kill

Ciri, did you steal my shampoo?

>imagining Iris suffering
>tfw no Iris waifu

I like to think that every mid-tier vampire thinks they're "higher" just because they can talk and aren't feral beasts most of the time.

So am I retarded or something but can someone explain to me

Was it him wishing 'to live like there is no tomorrow' what made him stop loving Iris? I mean it wasnt exactly that clear to me, but I didnt talk to him a lot. Think its kind of weird to somehow twist his words that way.

reminds me of the kankers

>there are people in this thread who didn't take the rose

it's not like I wanted to sleep tonight...

I'm going to steal Yennefer's genitals and repopulate the earth

>wanting Iris to continue to suffer
no bros of mine

I think I'm in love

Ciri please ;_;

I've never heard Charles Dance outside of W3.
Does he speak as if he had a cock in his mouth all the time, or was this just to show the man is trying to speak foreign language?

Is Nilfgaard even his first language since he spent years in the north?

>cock in his mouth

I bet you talk like you have a cock in your mouth all the time faggot. Charles Dance's voice is one of the GOAT

>Only heard of him in w3

Dude has been in tv/film. go outside.

>tv/film.
>outside
Probably not the best example for outside m8.

You might have ear cancer, better get that checked.
I'm far from being the authority on logopedics not even an anglo to tell the truth, but guy seriously sounds like he has actual trouble talking.
That's why I wanted to know if it was just to emphasize that common wasn't his native tongue.

You don't watch Game of Thrones?

>youtube.com/watch?v=47MazYDnmaU
Are you fucking autistic?

I don't watch TV in general.
I know the premise, people talk about it all the time, but it didn't really hook me up.

Yennefer's breast milk taste like ________

>I've never heard Charles Dance outside of W3.

Neither most GOT fans, but that doesn't affect the quality of his voice acting.

You have to admit, her papa is pretty hot

Roche is the hottest to me.

>She has returned, Geralt... After all these years...

>Are you sure it's her?

>Yes... and she is in danger. Witnesses claim the Wild Hunt follows her. You must find her.

>And when I do, what then?

>I shall give her what she deserves.

What did he mean by this?

>Watching tv
>Not simply watching a stream or downloading it

Stay out of the loop then i guess. Charles Dance's performance was the best thing in GoT.

Him and the Hound are the best actors in that, although lately D&D have been fucking with it.

Radovid is 3 years younger than Ciri

Let that sink in

wonder why they made him look 30

Google didn't provide.

Has anyone experienced clearing all objectives of a quest (scavenger hunt in this case) but it didn't complete? It's really irritating.

His dick and his throne.

Probably to make the whole madness angle seem more plausible.

to better represent his slavic genes

Being the one to reign kills the man inside.

Haven't you heard the saying 30's is the new 20's?

yeah

What kind of skills will Ciri have in TW4?

Friends I'm starting the Witcher 3 for the first time. I'm very excited

Can someone help me with this b&w quest, big game hunter. I killed the centipede but now the count is just running in circles. I have no idea how to progress.

Hopefully she'll get stuck in another world unbeknownst to Geralt.

>tfw I'll finish W2 in (hopefully) a few days
>tfw I'll start W3 with all expansions after

Goodbye 2016, it was nice to know you!

Does killing Keira have any significant consequences further down the line?

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Alright just finished books. Can someone tell me what exactly happened with the unicorn at the end there? Can someone also tell me why Ciri bitched out and left Cahir behind? The two of them together could have totally won that fight.

are you a mary sue?

will you be my gf?

Fucking Lambert

FCR2 seems to not work with Witcher 2 version 3.4, what's the deal?

can I take you as my concubine and make you plop out my elder blood children every 9 months?

Is Dettlaff a good guy / the lesser evil when it comes down to it?