/owg/ - Overwatch General

Let's get the euphemism treadmill started
'gg ez' and 'rekt' and the like are getting people banned, what else can I say in chat?

>You outheal the guy that switched to Mercy
>no one dies
>Sound barriers everywhere

yth for 525 DPS

The original copy of the Poo in the Loo PSA

IS there any actual confirmation Moba/CS dipshits are actually crossing over or is it all just speculation? I refuse to believe people can be that shitty in this game.

jesus christ...

yeah user that's right so when I see a mercy healing done card and it says 35% of the teams damage, she must have just 6k points of damage in one game.
Are you retarded?

>outhealing Mercy

This is how you know you understand the concept of love

can someone please post a detailed description on how the reporting system works, how sensitive the nazi's over at blizzard are and how bad the pushments are for being toxic and calling people helmet wearing downies?

i cant imagine id get permabanned for being toxic. honestly i regret buying this game, a friend of mine pressured me into it, fuck. i just know blizzard is going to do some bullshit ban because all the cum drinking liberal nazis over at blizzard disagree with my choice of words

Simple geometry.

56, 50, 56, 52

Omnics have feelings too guys

Think twice before bullying.

>52
>53
>50
Crawling back up, at 52 now.

Well played.

53
53
58
58

2fast2quick

Ranked summary:
> OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI

First for Zarya

>get to around level 70
>typically play lucio, genji, soldier, junkrat
>have a pretty good win ratio, like 60%
>competitive mode release rolls around
>continue to play quickplay, get thrown into games that have 10 seconds left, teams of level 10s
>have had a 20% win rate since tuesday

i thought the forced 50 was a meme, what happened?

A remedial task unworthy of my notice.

>45
>lowest 43
>highest 49
>current 47

>being proud or ashamed of your rank

nothing you do has any bearing over a games outcome

Not bad.
But I've seen better.

Why care about a toaster lmao

>game doesn't let you farm achievements in custom games so you can just not give a shit about stupid achievements while playing
>still let people get achievements from stupid shit like a 6-stack of Zaryas who couldn't do outrange a Junkrat
Why even bother having achievements? Shit like this just gives me a harder reminder of how much of a waste of time this game is and ruins the fun.

>Cucklord
>They all leave the point
W H Y

>picked up the game last week
>still havent played a single minute as hanzo or genji since some fucker always instalocks into them

At least I get to play more sweet sweet reinhardt, pretty much the most likable character ever.

At least you tried

Or any of the apology emotes from Hearthstone

>Seriously did no one say this was awful during beta or something?

Probably, but Blizzard seems to care more about the top ~100 not being able to exploit (instead of just banning or de-ranking anyone who does it by hand) than that their system actually works well for most people.

Ironically, all the safety measures they put into place to prevent people from exploiting their rank up seem to be perfect for griefing if you don't care about your own rank.

Why is everything about her so awful? She's a shit character, her ult is shit, everything about her is generic as fuck and neckbeards drool over her. This is such shitty character design yet Blizzard is still getting props because she's a 19 year old gamer. If making characters is this easy, I'm surprised no other game features a nearly under aged girl in a skin tight jump suit, because Blizzard just did it and it's really fucking successful.

mei is so hot

When is Pharah finally going to get nerfed?

Good job matchmaking. You put me on a team with a 2 player premade+Solo que V.S. A full premade directly after a game with 3 player premad +Que Vs 2 two player premades. Both complete stomps

I thought it was supposed to match up by group size first and foremost.

>55
>52
>55
>53

>People getting achievements in a way I don't approve of makes me enjoy the game less
This thread eats up my autism images like hot cakes

Ranked is pretty much unplayable now. Losing teams will just crash the map so they don't get a loss

simple, dont be a faggot and you wont get banned

50
39
51
39

Don't queue solo, kids. Ironically, that original ranking was from solo queuing.

>Oh, you didn't leave for free after your team dc. Let me take these points

>Implying Pharah isn't the most balanced hero at the moment

>the only successful female gamer is fictional

bg

Even then I'de be careful if people are indeed abusing the report function.

>playing Winston
>go full monkey and smack the enemy team around
>cheevo pops
>D.Va's 'Shut Down' achievement
>associated spray didn't even unlock
wh.. what?

How do I git gud at Zarya?

embarassing

>for free
You still get punished.

How about buffing your aim?

Glad I play in the bottom percentile.

60 as in 60 years old or rank 60?

>quitters in 3 of my placement matches

>>They all leave the point
user probably plays low rank, shit like that happens all the time in that range

>payload
>we managed to deliver, enemy team is attacking right now
>2m from the final point
>I'm dead
>enemy Tracer still on the payload
>whole team suddenly runs elsewhere and lets Tracer deliver it

>52
>dropped to 47
>now at 49

Listen for an ult scream

Press Shift

Obtain charge

Win game

Bonus: Save your healer from an ult as well

HOW DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING?

Seriously I have had so many matches that the entire team starts to push a point then fucking buggers off.

Oh. Still they took too much

Predict who will get a Nerf.

My money is on Mercy as she is able to charge up her ultimate way too fast.

Value your life, if you die you get 0 energy again. Go in and out of combat, you regen half your health. Get a good feeling for incoming damage on you and teammates. Stack your ult instead of wasting it.

>Zarya
>Mercy
>Roadhog

for what purpose?

Why not just play Genji anyway? If you play quick play with randoms, it hardly matters what the team comp is.

You always gets punished when someone leaves the game.
But don't worry, the enemy also gets punished by getting almost nothing for their victory.

That way everyone is angry! Based Blizzard

58 okay? I can play tomorrow

Why does everybody suck? Or is that the average?

Got the exact same thing. Soloed all my placement matches at day 1 and got leavers in 3 of my matches, all on my team of course. Still got placed average 52.

>be shit at fps's in general
>only heros i like are widow and pharah
>have a 53-76 record on widow, which is 41% winrate
>do placement matches and pray that i go atleast low 40's
>calibrate at 55

everything went better than expected

Fuck I haven't gotten to play assault PERIOD. Ever match I get forced into tanking or healing as retards instalock genji and hanzo

if i win, 3
if i lose 1
if it was a good game and lost, or bad game and won, 2

Did a KoH where the enemy Mercy was able to pull off two resses in the same fight as no one on my team bothered to go after her.

Mercy will need LOS for revive

Lucio's aura/ult range will be reduced slightly and teammates won't be able to walk into his ult after it's triggered and get the effect

Zarya's shield will charge at 5 points of damage for 1 charge rather than 4 for 1.

a few threads ago people were talking about satisfying things in this game

hooking people from spawn on Volskaya is a pretty fun one

or hooking an ulting zenyatta off the ledge as he defends the last point on gibraltar

really shuting down any last-ditch defensive ult is great

>first game of the day
>hanzo and widow on kings row
>instant leave.

You're a nigger.

Its now or never

I queue solo and it's not going too well. Win rate of 29% and the few games I won gave no point because the enemy had some people dropping from the game.

At least I hardly lose point for each defeat anymore because I'm doing pretty well individually. Maybe 10-20% down per loss.

Just finished placements

>48

I feel like I was on track for higher until the last two games when my team didn't even speak english and refused to not play bastion on attack and thought having two supports was retarded

50 is average

my games didnt go so good. pic related

This happened and I got placed at 42 as I am pretty much a dedicated healer.

This is a fucking A+ system Blizzard!

All I want is to get above 50
and then I literally won't give a fuck anymore and proceed to play nothing but QM

Is this the Motorola Razr version of the game?

>What rank you got from placement
60
>The lowest rank you've ever been at
60
>The highest rank you've ever been at
67
>Your current rank
67

rip then
I'm currently adhering to a normal sleeping rhythm so I can't be going to bed at 4am

i pick 1 no matter what. i always do that shit in any videogames

we could of just had the most intense double overtime where we barely clutched because i ulted 5 guys, i still pick 1 star every time

50 is average, so what do you think? I'm currently 58 since I got fucked over in my placement for playing tank and support.

To be fair, Bastion is a great pub-stomper but people in competitive will know better. Especially since Junkrat and Pharah are becoming such staples, you might want to pick a different hero. If you like Bastion you might like how S:76 plays

...

Don't worry user. I just won my first placement game today!

Game 6

Same here.

>going 2-7 for placement matches

Damn I knew I was a shitter but I had hoped the games would be full of shitters on both sides.
I hope I'm not the one blizzard uses to force 50/50

Only played one competitive match so I'm not even ranked

if ur 58 and still climbin ur perty gewd

yea sorry i had to make it small to fit the file size limit, the webm version i had wouldnt upload.

How do we fix Zenyatta?