Dota 2 - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/22385/

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Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/

timbersaw is a perfectly balanced character

twitter.com/SumaaaaiL/status/749379483673595904?s=09

Post it

this chump doesnt play support jungle bloodseeker getting dagon at 10 minutes and ruptures Timber everytime

Holy fuck that happened to me like two games ago, fuck yourself if that was you senpai.

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I don't get it

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'd be more worried about her fucking teeth breaking.

MOMMY

>no blood
fake

I'm so glad this disgusting bitch is not relevant, and soon Manne won't be seen ever again too. Too bad that won't be the end of these people

Can see the cameramen I guess. Wonder how that made it past everyone and got into the movie lmao

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why is her waist so thin when her arms and legs are DISgUST

I don't see it

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

I hope you never stop posting lad

>Kotlguy doing the robot
Pfft

>tfw a lot of the old spammers never post anymore
>no more quarry to settle
>no more need to breed
>no more autistic drowposter

I could make some new spam if that would make it hurt less

Xionxang still posts here. Need2Breed never left.

>quarries settled
>bred
>tobi moved on to overwatch

>exlcusively use english as language preference
>exclusively queue on us east
>every single match in every game type has at least 5 spics and 2 russians/polacks/eastern eurotrash
>they have the gall to complain about lag and not understanding what everyone else says
>on us fucking east
region lock when
use this

y-you would ;_;?

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
r8 my desktop guys

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Does Lions mana gobble count for the mana burn quest?

>not watching our weeaboo making an ass of himself by playing mid

I'm going to need a source

If you play a hero that can't support and isn't ranged then you have doomed your lanes and warding because no-one else will

If you don't pick a hero that can push hard and kill enemies then you will lose because of shitters you will lose

Pugna is the only solution

>Who is Sylla, the Lone Druid?

Gee I dunno user-kun, anyone with an IQ above 90 could source this themselves.

im glad i can watch NDL again on dota watch, its boring watching thse guys play in pubs and have constant idiots/redditors meming

really seeing high level and bantz again completes my life

Sumail @SumaaaaiL 6m6 minutes ago
It's not the end wait for it .

someone post THAT webm

google search gives me one single result that i can't read
pls

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>drunk russian legion commander in my team goes afk jungle, ends game with 0-9-6 score.
>lion buys 2 tranquils and feeds 16 kills
>mirana rushes straight desolator after phase boots thinking she can carry
>still carry the game as AgainstSorceryMan

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You can see his shadow towards the end of the clip.

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>gif
>THAT_webm.gif
end yourselves

Damn, what is that?

Gee did you try going to one of the big hentai collection sites and searching for some keywords.

>arteezy

holy shit that is the funniest thing ive ever seen rtz do

that was like 4 of his memes combined into one single shitshow

In a few months from now doing something like this will lead to a player being shunned from the scene.

THIS KID IS SO SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWT

I NEED to breed her

>grant just leaves
Ok.jpg

what the fuck keywords am i supposed to search for
loli and voyeurism isn't exactly specific

giant tree weta

OBJECTIVE FACTS ABOUT WYVERN VS SNIPER:

BOTH:
>Both heroes have a ~1000 range attack
>Both heroes have two stacking movement speed slow skills
>Both heroes have a damage over time skill that gives bonus vision
>Both heroes have a 300+ damage nuke at 1000+ range
>Both heroes have +5.0 combined damage & attack speed scaling per level
>Both heroes have low base damage and must build glass cannon for their DPS to matter

WYVERN:
>Has a 3.5 second bkb piercing instant AoE stun
>Has a flying movement for escaping
>Has a spammable aoe nuke for flash farming
>Has built in sustain skill
>Has much higher strength & strength gain
>Has the best laning harassment skill in the game
>Can build orchid for one of the most efficient dps items in the game
>Has great early and midgame potential, can aggressively pick off heroes and teamfight
>Even when behind, can still OHKO heroes with ults and poop out high aoe damage and disables

SNIPER:
>Has no hard disable
>Has no escape spell
>Has no flash farming
>Has no sustainability
>Has skills with lengthy delayed cast time and effect
>Has mediocre lane harassment
>As an agility hero, has worse item options
>Contributes nothing early/midgame.
>When shut down, he will lack the damage to kill even support heroes

he went to go get his pizza

I hate the idea of spoonfeeding something this simple but my mother would scold me at the fact that being rude to idiots isn't constructive.

Also try maid outfits too, or even fucking Tera. I've played ten hours of Tera and that was enough for me to know what Castanica and Elin were.

I want Luna to sit on my face

>posts porn images
>just so he feel better for knowing about some random ass weeb game when people dont know the source

smhfam

But I don't feel better, I feel bad for him.

why

It's highly problematic you shitlord

It's problematic and dota is about to get a lot more inclusive
twitlonger.com/show/n_1sorlmn

>mfw I picked ET regularly long before he became a meta favorite

Well I'm glad the world has finally decided to catch up to me.

ur problematic desu
delete urself my man

>you
mind xe pronouns shitlord

What sort of redditshit meme is this

>not getting even more ahead on trends

delete this

Tobi left us?

Oh boy, I can't stop tilting like a fuckign RETARD. WHY CAN'T I STOP PLAYIGN THIS GAME, THE ONLY TIME I EVERY CHAIN PLAY IS WHEN I FUCKIGN GO ON LOSS STEREASK.F CUK

>Redditfag shibboleths himself by calling others reddit while trying to fit in

l mao

>implying
any second now

This is your daily reminder that dota devs pay attention to reddit not /d2g/

this nel game tho

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

HE SAID IT

what did he mean by this

was anyone excluding women? oh wait, that's their word for "we want you to force us into everything"

tell me /d2g/, is the Naga Hex worth it, or are there other mind that are better for Dota 2?

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WAKE ME UP

YFW DC WIN TI6

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His last haircut was embarrassing anime fanboy already but it sort of worked anyway. I can't defend this.

It

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Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Almost 16 MILLION .. Will be a little busy to post it then but let's get ready to break some records. #TI6 pic.twitter.com/3ceys8ifLE

biggest esport event of all time?

>tfw no more Elin Peropero

Those were some of the greatest 2D faps I've ever had, and I don't even like loli generally

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>literally dead

who

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