/tesg/ - The Elder Scrolls General

>Dick status: MUH

That marshmallow likes to live dangerously. She boutta be golden brown.

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I'm trying to make a two handed weapon model show up in one hand but it's not working as easily as I thought it would. Is it something related to the nif itself or can it be fixed in the CK?

I guess this is relevant

Reminder that Nords just cannot compete with big fat horse cocks!

Is that all the clients for today? I better not see you putting your clothes back on, unless they're small and stringy.

MY CHRISTIAN EYES! I must quickly avert my own gaze to protect myself!

I mean does this count as lewd? I can look at horse cocks all the time in public

I want to see that horse fucking lipples tit.

>sweaty banana elf

guys what is an elder scroll and what purpose does it serve?

She doesn't have one of those the booru lies.

play the game to find out tard

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>this banana needs you to lick her clean of perspiration

YES I VOLUNTEER

its the mcguffin

Follower when?

But sweat tastes gross, though looks appealing... sometimes.

I don't want to refresh the page because I know it's gonna go away. GODDAMNIT.

So I have ordinary women installed but all the mer are coming out like this with the same face and this weird fucking paint on their heads. Anyone seen this before?

I don't think its lewd, I think its lovely.

You might get to see that very soon :^)

>2014 screenshots

Post something new...

This

More filename, but the only one I have.

What mods did you use for her?

After 20 rounds with Yarti each.

Of all the things. Gosh.

his new stuff is pretty good too

Please tell me Lipples is banned from the booru.

'kay.

If i put scriptdragon will it CDT rip my 200+ mod game? Or is it safe

I was about to get all uppity with you but that's funny as hell.

no one explains it in the games
tard

Clones skin textures, Fitness maps, and erm.. I forgot what the wet texture is called. D'oh!

medium kek

Well at least the bantz last thread gave me a tesgw match idea.

>ban things I don't like

Why on earth would you use scriptdragon though?
She's sweating like a whore in the Hall of the Dead. Oh wait!

>do nothing but work, play vidya, and lurk /tesg/

How do I become a lovable community man like Stonesnake?

ya, it is explained, play the game

She better not be some Thalmor hussy sent to mess with our honored dead.

Peri pls

Ah ok. I hope you're not as lazy as the rest of the bunch.

You have to read books and use the brain muscle.

She's a pimp. A temporary pimp. She's pimporary.
The ho is thru da do.

>be nice
>don't be an asshole
>have a nice looking game
>be half decent at screenshotting
>get stuck in an OTP with someone who garners attention
It's simple really.

I'm worse.

So when do I get to lick her clean?

I lied, I also have this less-funny one.

To be daigo
nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/9247/?

Steaming hot hatesex WHEN?

heh

LMAO wtf is that

earthworm jim

guys pls I want to make goat demon

ya but they serve no purpose
moth priests read them and share it with nobody

Did you try using that dual wielding mod on the tesg site?

You're confusing elder scrolls with Warcraft!

Dunno, apparently it's some shit worms do sometimes. I made it from this video though, do with it what you will.
youtube.com/watch?v=v3orfHU7yVY

Considering you came at me with screenshots from 2014 first, i believe you.

Keep me updated on the progress tho.

How much TESV hours you have?

What are the elder scrolls equivalent names for "Coalburner"?

2446

I have, and it's a broken scripted pile of ass. I just want these massive swords to function like war axes. I don't want to switch between one and twohand modes, I just want to dual wield these things, so I thought it would be easier and more stable to make a unique weapon in the Dark Souls Weapons mod that would just be one handed versions of another weapon already in the mod.

Didn't you get my note? I quit.
I can't do that stuff anymore. I have other obligations now.

I think you were peeking.

>2118
Why you gotta ask this shit man?

way too many don't make the same mistake it's nothing but waifus butts and sadness

2387

That is the face of a man who's about to get his dessert.

the bayproxy link in the FAQ doesnt work

I don't play with my steam copy so I have no idea.

Your waifu has a cute butt. Too bad it isn't yellow

Already got enough canned potassium, thank you.

QUIT?! YOU CAN'T QUIT!! WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, JOIN THE CIRCUS?!

>454

Dang. I really don't play this game.

i use none of these
doesn't seem to change anything

What's that armor set from? Looks like a roman mod mixed with pieces from Iorveth's set

Absolutely vile!

1500 + a couple hundred on XBAX

I didn't realize I wanted sex mods until I saw Bijin Jordis

>arurun X orchid on Honey's Tumblr
Damn, that slut gets around.

Really? I just wanted to rape poor peasant cuties because I can't do that in real life!

It's mostly Empire Mercenary Armor and I think you're technically correct, it's a frankenstein under the hood, with one of the gauntlets from the Wolf Bikini Armor. It's old and needs some work on your part to make it work.

If I ever do a follower, I'll have to pick different armor because I can only cover up its flaws with screenarchery.

1757 + years of xbox playing (I played much more on the xbox than pc) so I've logged a ridiculous amount of time at least 2 to 3 times the number posted at least, and those are safe numbers.

Ruru or Orchid?

>other obligations

>tumblr nose

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How angry would /tesg/ get if someone posted 'screenshots' of their TV screen, because they played Skyrim on the xbox/playstion?..

Have people actually tried out the follower yet?

Do people actually enjoy my followers oh god i'm so insecure like my stuff if validates my existence JK :^) Not really, but I do enjoy seeing them in other people's games.

Yes.

go for it, I don't care. but people will likely bitch about it. I encourage it, if that's all you got then do it.