/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

can't you link directly to the webm instead of the post?

So when you do a sale your office fills up with money. At which amounts does it change and when does it cap out?

Caps at 500M GTA$.

>Save up all week for a Yacht.
>Give up early, buy a base model Pisces
>Get on Yacht
>Underwhelming desu senpai
>Whatever. I guess I'll just do some awesome yacht defense
>Start up "Piracy Prevention"
>Expecting the whole lobby to come after me
>Literally 1 guy out of all 30 of them shows up
>Shoot down his Titan with my homing shitter rocket
>Parachutes
>Lands in the water
>Snipe him
>He dies
>calls me a "fggt" with the text feature
>Comes back with a helicopter blow him up with the shitter rocket
>He doesn't come back
>Wait 7 minutes, get 30k for killing some fag 2 times

LMAO
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These are so unfair. They spawn on the fucking beach ffs. They don't even get Jetskis, the have to call a helicopter, or fucking swim.

I guess that's 30k for free every hour since nobody bothers with yacht defense. Not bad.

Also
>It costs 25k to move my yacht

What the fuck dude.

>tfw do Pacific Standard for the first time
>tfw with players all over level 200
>tfw we finish of the first try losing only around 25k
>tfw great payout
>tfw extra $100 000 for doing the heist for the first time
>tfw extra 1 000 000 for doing all setups/heists in order

That heist payed around 1.5 million

>tfw money

post "oh right that's in the game"

doesn't it cap at 10mil?

Yeah I was just bullshitting.

>his office isn't even full of cash yet

only thing worse than a broke ass nigga is a broke ass nigga who lies to himself

clean up your act

Old pic, sold for 8 mil now. Thinking of doing the extra 2 so I never have to touch crates again

You'll notice major changes (i.e. piles in different sections of the office) after each million, up until $10M. It never reaches the lounge, so don't worry about that.

Merchandise pops up around the office as you do more collections, up until ~100 collections. After that, the only thing that changes is the SecuroServ statue on your desk.

youtube.com/watch?v=4dl3w4my6R0
youtube.com/watch?v=SvBhKtboOeE

>Old pic, sold for 8 mil now.
>sold for 8 mil now.
>8 mil now.
>8

lol so broke my sides
lmao'ing at your life junior
get on the fast lane lil nigga

>First video
>Character is dressed like a cheap whore, guy doing video has barely hit puberty
>Second video
>Shitty dubstep and "whoa so crazy" glitch, followed by "then, and then, and then you actually, and then" run-on sentences.

So the statue appears at 50, and changes at 100, 250, 500, and 1,000 deliveries. Thanks for linking shitty clickbait videos instead of just saying that.

pulled them from YT within a minute of reading your post, didn't recall the required collections and couldn't be bothered watching the video myself and excuses

now you know

So does the money accumulating in the office actually do anything? Or is it purely A E S T H I C? Because I had a fuckton before I bought my yacht now it's gone.

it's just aesthetic as far as we know

if it can disappear that means Rockstar probably has a way of differentiating sales profits from miscellaneous earnings (i.e. heists, jobs, etc.)

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=712995129

What a terrible fucking guide. Sure it's fun to call out shitters and assblast them but why would you go out of your way to type a big guide just to police other people's in game freedom?

Also the way this guide ends at least confirms to us that this guy isn't much of an intellectual, which means there is but one question:

Which one of you fuckers was it?

>reading steam guides

...

I was in the steam overlay talking to a friend and it caught my eye

>if it can disappear that means Rockstar probably has a way of differentiating sales profits from miscellaneous earnings (i.e. heists, jobs, etc.)
And it does.
If you look at your stat page, you can see your income broken down by source.

>Shit accuracy
>Only plus is more bullets
>Implying you ever spend more than 60 bullets in a fight before having a good chance of reloading
Carbine is better.

>you just made 1-3 people lose $500 off of their salary for every time he dies
They deserve to lose it if they can't protect their VIP. That's their entire job.

>all those rules

Isn't it amazing how the more rules an organization has the less organized they are?

Advanced Rifle.
DMR or any pistol for headshots

no, I'm talking specifically about cargo sales

if you go to the stat page, it's only listed under "jobs" and nothing else

the CEO computer however has a different number for you when you make a sale and that number never decreases because it's basically just a score, same as the stats page

what is talking about is the amount of physical cash actually fluctuating depending on what you buy after making a sale, which is different from what we've had before

best way for a poorfag to get rich? Can't pull off heists reliably with pubbies and I've got about 20k to my name.

Then maybe you should stop heisting with pubs.

>Protect your VIP from this Hydra that chases down anyone it spots trying to enter a vehicle
>Protect your VIP from this Lazer that chases down anyone it spots trying to enter a vehicle
>...

>Not having air superiority
lmaoing at your bodyguard tactics

I only know one other guy that actually plays GTA on PC more than once a month.

Do those free-mode events while everyone is still caught up with the crate sales. Also, try to sell vehicles as often as possible. A Dubsta, Baller, Oracle, or Felon GT can be a stable source of income.

What are the current top supers to race? I heard there are a few.

All I know is that the 811 and X80 proto suck in races.

contact missions

then you don't know shit because the x80 is literally the best super to use

>becoming the shitter

even if you grab your very own Lazer, Hydra etc. that hastens everyone else in the server and eventually you'll have people scrambling toward the nearest heliport so they can turn the tables, forcing you to do the same thing the shitters would have done to prevent that from happening

it's a vicious cycle is it not

so let's settle this

Akuma or Bati?

Shitters are gonna shit no matter what you do.

Bati

Bati

so it makes sense not to have this annoying penalty for something so inevitable right

where are you going with this user

Try them both. Here is a very unscientific test of all the good bikes.
youtube.com/watch?v=5Cc_T5MGnGA

Bati

You're shit at the game and deserve to be punished for being shit. Sorry, but that's how it works.

Who is that saucy gal in the back?

t. shitter

>nobody does a wheelie

>no Hakuchou
>no wheelies

I don't even think biker crews prohibit wheelies. Why did you?

>unscientific
I forgot. It was Flib, Titan, and Lewd. The Bati girl was someone else. Ara did the countdown.

Why do you care so much about reducing someone's payout?

There's a difference between "unscientific" and "blatantly skewed in the favor of a particular bike"

A K U M A

>nullphaggot and circlejerk can't handle bikes
What a surprise

>Null complains when people do this or ram people in races but does it himself
really makes you think

>yuri disgracing the double t by not wheeling

I bet u don't even know how old this webm is.

This
Crafty was on a Haku I think

I bet I don't even give a shit since you likely haven't gotten any better.

>ghost of crimefighter somewhere in first place

Source? I never ask for source on something. But this looks peculiar to me.

I bet u wont show up if u get called out for a race.

Boku No Pico

I've already beaten you so many times there wouldn't be any point.

Akuma > Bati > Double T >>>>>>>> every other bike

>Akuma > Bati
Whoops, looks like your opinion fell flat wrong there, buddy.

>Trying to do new things.
>Join my first pacific standard while it's on bikes.
>Bike controls pretty nice, looks okay, mission's short and sweet.
>Apparently finale was right after so I join for that.
>No idea what I'm doing but I burn open some doors.
>Host tells me not to go in the vault.
>Go back up as the crowd control guys are shooting the wall and looking bored.
>Bust out of the bank and they all have RPGs while the best I have is an LMG.
>No idea where to go since they seem to be splitting up.
>Run to the bikes.
>They're all blown up.
>One of them pulls me into his apartment and then forces me into the garage.
>Armored Kuruma.
>Sit in the back as we go and pick up the host from the bank because they stayed behind for some reason.
>Guy apparently drives the wrong way and we get a heist failed for "Hacker Failed".
>Host and the driver start yelling at each other in chinese.
>The Picnic?
>The Picnic.
I have never been so confused and disappointed with making 200k+.

>opinion
>wrong
user, please. You know that people can have different ideas, right?

And some are just plain wrong, like yours.

You do know more than one person can post in this thread, right? I didn't mention any view points, I just mentioned that people can have different opinions. Maybe I should get a trip so people don't mistake who I am.

You do know you're still wrong, right? That you're so stupid in everything you post tells me you've never been right about anything a day in your life.

That hurts, user. Where is the anger coming from?

Also, post them.

yeah, it's /gtag/ all right

I like hurting other people.

And this is all the confirmation I need.

Post what tho?

Your characters, silly.

which chopper is the best? I only have sport bikes

I didn't really mess around with any but the Daemon you see there. It's not really a competitive racer bike or anything but it's just as fun to cruise around in.

NULL BTFO
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I prefer the Akuma personally

Akuma, who the fucks wants to constantly have to wheelie like a faggot all the time.

This is pretty much how I feel about my Vader. I'm never gonna win a drag race against a super, but goddamn it is a nice thing to ride.

Trevor... had a hard life.

He needs some time to rest.

He'll have plenty of time to rest in hell.

fresh memes
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>not outshitting them
>not patrolling helipads and destroying any air vehicles before prospective shitters can enter them
>not paying attention to off the radar notifications
>probably just flying above the VIP in loops
you deserve to be raped

What is it, I can't register.

where is that bandanna from?

mask shop