Dota 2 General - /d2g/

he has the most punchable face i have ever seen

he literally told EVERYONE he will join EG for TI.
If anything he made them a favor and won them few matches in some irrelevant tourneys

>VP
>Empire
>Good
Pick one. The entire CIS scene is in the gutter.
Yeah the format was shit, but every team had equal chances. Alliance and DiG showed up and played better, you can't fault them for that.

Zai is cute!

Empire was at the major and several LANs, they're currently reking Dig in an actual Bo3, they're not great, but out of the remaining teams they were clearly better.

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coordinator going down more often than a thai ladyboy hooker

kay who tell sumail to go JUST himself

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>ywn go with Zai to the prom

just kill me now

Who cares if they don't show up when it counts?

I have literally never bought a single "tome of knowledge"

>slark is balanced

post cosplay

>+14
>189 lh in 35 minutes
pretty sure everything is "balanced" at your rating

its a waste of gold

Really epic to see best of 1 knockout Empire.

Good we have Synderen

SWINDLEMELONZZ IS STREAMING

0 GOOD STREAMS
0 E SPORTS.

BRUH?

fuck off reddit

hope there's no facecam!

>watching some NA shitter who has never won anything over matumbaman

>Posting second worst magica while liking dumb pimple -faced punk

solid b8 lad

>Enemy picks Slark, Tinker, LS or Timber
>Lose

Ur just bad desu.

>It's a "Dotards still don't understand Valve will NEVER properly balance the game and every single patch there will be 2-5 Overbuffed FotM heroes to keep people busy for 8 months till they release another shitty Compendium money grab disguised as a "gameplay update"" episode

>pick Kaldr
>win

Why would I ever watch anything else when sheever is streaming?

>Pick Silencer
>Win

how do play ET?

>stomp
>splitter
>win

Feels good to subtly but intentionally throw games when someone starts badmouthing you from the beginning of the game.

so how exactly do you win against life stealer? he is in literary every game i play

stomp>natural order>astral
Use your first two skill points on stomp and astral for early intiation. Roam. Buy whatever support shit seems good that game.

hope you haven't fed him until supports can get force staffs or other items to deal with him.

also shadow demon

>Not ping spamming them for ten minutes straight

Are you even trying?

>Going to TI

>one misplay out of many fantastic faceless void games
user...

>Playing Dota when SGDQ just started

>Caring about speedruns or whatever gay shit your talking about

lmao

What?

>Playing inferior games.
Not a good look.

ISTJ here, what is the perfect hero for me?

Leshrac so you can be useless and kill yourself.

MBTI is pseudoscience but I guess Tinker

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>qojqva's refresher
user...

>4200 stories from the mouth fo the trench
>your slark goes Helm of dom first item
>sucks all game
>enemy lose 1 player to DC
>still lose game
>find out slark queued with friend
I hate "friends" on my team

Why is antimage so fucking good? Playing antimage brings me on the verge of climax on multiple occasions in a game, even if I'm losing. I literally ejaculate after landing a dank mana void. There's no other hero I'd rather play.

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It's that mana burn noise. If diffusal blade had it the item would be far more popular and Omniknight winrate would drop.

Inoker prolly

Imagine a full army of PL illusions playing the manaburn sound....

Which one is Ludwig Wittgenstein

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What's her name?

>the only thing these people take more seriously than their jobs is themselves

its true

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MADWOMAN

So Matu just spent like 300+ e on digital hats

he got 157 unopened shits now

thats pretty nice.

remember when battle pass didn't require you to buy million dollars worth of levels to get all the shit?

The true king remembers.

>What instrument do you play, Bob?
>The hammer.

we're over on srg and /v/ laddies

I may play dota but I'm not THAT autistic...

'We' Being 'the Cancer'?

Story contains anal, asphyxiation, babycon, bestiality, birth, blood, blow jobs, boiling in oil, bondage, bone breakage, bukkake, cooking, crushing, cunninglingus, decapitation, dismemberment, drowning, electrocution, execution, fetuscon, futa, gangrape, gutting, hanging, hard vore, horn sex, impalement, impregnation, incest, mind control, multi-penetration, murder, necrophilia, orgies, public, rape, scat, soul vore, tentacles, unbirthing, vaginal, violence, virginity, vomiting, vore, warfare, watersports, zombies

is there no longer a Veeky Forums chat channel in game?

>soul vore
???

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Thank god they warned you about the vaginal though.

Anyone want an "Emerald Frenzy" set for bristlebong? I'll trade it for some shit.

Sorry due to the massive immigration into this general we've had to made it invite only and private

a literal goddess tasteless

her forehead isn't that large is it? this is a shoop right

Why do casters still talk about win conditions as if it sounds an intelligent deconstruction of a game?

There is only one win condition in dota: the ancient exploding. Every single action taken by all players during a match, are taken to facilitate achieving this win condition. Pushing is not a win condition. Teamfighting is not a win condition. A hero picked to counter another is not a win condition.

>queue for a game
>this is your team

what do

I'm sure you only bang 10/10 supermodels, user, but the rest of us will have to suffice with the modest beauty of this tall comely aryan.

>I posted it again xDD

like necromastery passive skill

abandon because I have psg on my team

>only looks good when photos are overexposed and brightly lit so her pockmarked, spotty, mole-smothered, leathery, uneven flesh is hidden

>Play as Lifestealer
>Don't even get a killstreak going
>Play as Slark
>10 mins and I still have brown boots, belt, and not lvl 6

Which is the best bleach brand to drink and release Dota, and the world itself, from the burden that I am, /d2g/?

but your not going to bang sheever

you can idolize anyone you want on the internet dude, no reason to stick with a 6/10 because she plays dota

Man you wanna be friends I can play with you

Why would you want to play with someone who is consistently terrible?
No, thanks.

Wonder what's wrong with Game Coordinator matching 2.5k MMR scrubs to 6k game

You just seem sad

Im sure you arent 3k or some shit for real

I am not even 3k. 2,4k, by mere miracle, since my actual MMR should be -1

>: the ancient exploding
False, as you can tap out any given moment prior to ancient exploding.