/utg/ - Undertale General

ACT -> boop snootle with dick

BABY
BONES

*ACT > Bully

fight

asriel is fucking dead

Sans and baby bones!

Boop the anongote snoot.

ACT -> ask if he's a special boy

*Asriel is hurt
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]

fight

Fight

>tfw the drums kick in
>tfw you're blue now
>tfw flirting with a skeleton
>tfw outsmarted by a skeleton
>tfw the violins kick in
>tfw super cool regular attack
>tfw bonetrousle
youtube.com/watch?v=ijrzwMLd218
how can anyone compete?

they're the cutest

*Asriel is getting angry!
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]

*Boop

act -> suck his dick

[ACT]
*CHALLENGE HIM WITH A PUZZLE

fight

I want to dance with the gote.

cute little goat

CUTE LITTLE GOAT

CUTE

CETU

CUUU

C

Indeed they are.

I want to TURN HIM BLUE AND THROW BONES AT HIM
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

thought you were better than that, papyrus.

Cute little nubian.

*Asriel knew there was still some good in you
*He looks happy
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]

I'm gonna kiss it!

*Rape

[ACT] BULLY

>you will never babysit a young Papyrus

feels bad

>Undertale-фэндoмы

opa blya

How is he not dead? We hit him three times.

*You tried to, but Toriel can't let you do that
*She's in your way
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]

it's the only way he knows how to make friends, every other method has failed

*Act >Bully the goat

Item
Weed
>you feel like your going to have a dank time

act -> exchange disarming puns

>in your way
[FIGHT]

work-a-day goat

...

that's... actually kind of depressing

*She's in your way
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]

fight

[FIGHT]

...

That's acceptable.

...

*You swing at Toriel with all your might
*She looks pissed
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [SPARE]

>[FIGHT]

[ACT] *Piss on self (to attract goat honeys)

*Toriel is fucking dying
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [SPARE]

Rip

And tear

act -> reset and take a nap with toriel

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*Toriel is fucking dead
*YOU WON!
*You earned 10 XP and 10 gold

youtube.com/watch?v=ykeB3TPndWA
WHAT!?
FLIRTING?
YOU'RE FINALLY OPENING UP DARLING, I DON'T BLAME YOU.
BUT I HAVE TO SAY, I'M A ROBOT WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS.

[I can sing and dance] [I have zero redeeming qualities]

As you can see, someone made a thread on /v/ again.
* snort

Void~

On a scale from not gay to gay and everything between, what's the gayest thing you've fapped to?

hi , im doing ok , my morning was goin good but now alittle not so good you?

No i didnt do you have a link?

I think about fapping to that stuff but never end up doing it

a pretty fat booty getting fucked

Take a guess.

Braeburned porn

one of frick's fics

im not proud

this along with more gay edgegote

Don't you mean one of his fricks?

the gayest thing i've fapped to would probably have to be the memory of me and this drunk guy who i met at a party. he came on to me and i decided to give it a shot since im not actually gay haha just trying stuff out. we ended up kissing and rubbing against each other and eventually he jerked me off. i said no homo though so all in all pretty straight stuff

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

This gif has at least four gay things i.imgur.com/ccI65eZ.gifv
Pretty gay I think, but then again, so am I.

gay furry porn
that was a strange time

I almost always fap to gay stuff. Go figure out how I am supposed to determine what's most gay among an uncountable amount of gay material.

Oh, me? I'm just ok.

What's wrong, if I may ask? Did something bad happen?

I fapped to a female pov porn video.

Care to share what's wrong?

Sorry, I must have misworded something again.
I was asking Geek what was wrong because they said that their morning wasn't going so well.
Nothing important has gone wrong for me right now.

Well, I fapped to napstablook and mettaton fucking, but napstablook has no gender and mettaton is a guy that looks like a girl... soooooooo??

wow

that is the gayest thing

Sorry user but it's still gay.

>Dats right childrens, we used to be powerful n' shit. We had an army and a kingdom and went all around the world spreadin' our species' might. We used the power of magic to build castles and we even used to fly. I ain't bullshittin' you!

>Well, what da fuck happened, mammy? Why we be livin' underground and you be goin' out arrangin' gay marriages all day?

>Cuz dem mothafuckin' humies came and oppressed us and took away our land and trapped us down here. Now get yo' monster ass back to bed.

Oh, my bad. I had accidentally clicked on your post instead of Geek's.
Glad to hear that you are doing well, none-the-less.

was meant for

Remilia and Reimu cosplay porn.
So, extremely gay.

Hmmm.. would it be gay if I was a girl?

>girls
>on Veeky Forums

Fuck, I cannot reply worth shit today.

määäääää

what if I was asriellechan?

Yes, your gender doesn't change the orientation of the porn. Also this

Everyone here, by definition, is a faggot.

So yes.

vittu ei

Where's the pic at? Are there good lewd MTT ir Undyne animations?