/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Esports-tier marathon edition

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noir when

/gbfg/ also known as cuckold general reporting in

fifth for the eventual inescapable heat death of the universe

My Pappy caught me watching SGDQ... how do I explain myself at brunch tomorrow...?

>speedrunnign

HOIP

man sm64 looks like the best speedgame

HOYP

/v/ here posting a reminder
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Trying way too fucking hard there, Spike.

/ffg/ here.
I'm always so glad to be part of the GDQ finale.

youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

did spike get fatter

THICC

i hope this happens again

What the fuck is wrong with his leg?

for fucks sake not again

/d2g/ reporting in.
What general you guys coming from?

WHAT'S UP WITH THIS MAN'S LEFT LEG?

No but CoolMatt did.

dat leg

the fucking word cringe is banned LUL

i want edo to smoke cigarettes and then whisper speedrun strats in my ear

MEDI

MEDI

MEDIEVIL

Shoutouts to CoolEggplant

So I get that the pre-show and interview shit is supposed to be filler while they setup
But holy fuck is it stupid as shit
Just throw on music or something like previous years

Does that guy have a club leg?

>we were heavily involved with the ebola epidemic
top beb

Oh my god this guy is so nervous

his eyes are twitching and his voice keeps cracking

how long do you think it can go on
before they all die from depression induced suicide

dis nigga got blood clot in his leg?

I can't be the only one in this thread that can't stand Spike Vegeta, can I? Year after year, he inserts his smarmy, cumcaked vocals over every run. I wish I could get over his voice - he seems like a nice dude, but I'd love it if he'd take a back seat and let runners speak.

Him and Peter Dinklage on the couch are a recipe for me to mute the stream.

I don't care about this.

Show the fucking video games.

His body is just one big science experiment

PEPSI MAN

jinkies

does GDQ have a staff of writers now

god damn, cool matty in worse condition than mike. that leg is fucking HUGE.

>tfw have this game
>could never beat it

it's one of the best for sure.

really makes you think....

This is all about saving African children user!

No you're right. He seems chill but he's given too much spotlight.

I want to die

WHY EVERY YEAR
CAN IT REALLY LAST EVER YEAR

Velma please leave

indeed

panga is a cunt

he's a shape alright

>those 2 girls from last event
>that guy that JUST randomly shakes their hands
>that cringe

>you will live to see the day the GDQ bubble bursts

I legitimately have no idea who the voices are, but if he's the loud one then I can agree he interjects a little too often.
Thankfully he talks fast.

>people that dont use live streamer and ctrl+h VLC

Why do speedrunners say "dude" so much?

dat donation voice..... hngggg

he's a memester.

dude lmao

Why do english speakers say "um" so much?
It's just part of american diction, dude.

where's the schedule of the announcers so I don't have to listen to the shit ones?

>edobean

welp now i have to fap

Muh Dick
youtube.com/watch?v=qIC8JQTUEEQ

here we go again

Holy hormone imbalance syndrome batman

Can you imagine how juicy his nipples must be?

fag

omg QTbean
grab the tissues

I don't say dude or um

Stop using filler in your speech retard

please more "greetings from germany"
"my wife's child"

>tfw no snacks
>dont want to miss anything

what do

glottal stops are natural and automatic

she has a nice voice wtf? just watching this shit until the euro game starts anyways so.

>hand pains

Shitty run for the first run is tradition for GDQs

>don't want to miss anything

are you for real

>Greetings from Germany. My wife's son introduced me to this marathon during AGDQ 2013 and i've been enjoying watching it ever since. Let's kick cancer's butt!

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these events dont come often

no she doesn't lol

for the love of god, tell me she isn't in this sgdq

What are people going to complain about with the stream layout this time?

>choking already

first mercy kill incoming

She's literally talking right now

are your ears broken or are you just a retarded /v/ migrant?

fill the mouth

This is literally the worst Mario game and the worst objectively to watch.

>VLC
>not MPC-HC

Does anyone else find it weird that people sit down to watch this, and spam shit in the chat the entire time? Like holy fuck can't people sit still anymore?

Streamers who choke should be shot in the back of the head immediately so other, better streamers can play.

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i have it muted right now

MPC-HC master race here.

He might be using Gentoo though.

i think the 2d ones are worse to watch, movement isn't as visually impressive

So how far over the estimate will this guy go?

JEFF

OMFG XD

wait it works in MPC?

>This is literally the worst Mario game
>literally

sunshine isn't that bad, you manchild

is blechy here? this sgdq cannot achieve maximum comfiness without blechy

>using a distro that doesn't respect your freedoms