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Katawa Shoujo General #3077

"YOU HAVE WAHAHA'ED ME FOR THE LAST TIME" Edition

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Nth for a Happy Hana!

2nd for I'm deeply in love with user!

where the fuck are you from that calls it "pot noodle"

The UK! Pot Noodle is a brand, but it's synonymous with pretty much any instant noodles.

Peaceful Misha for counterbalance

923 to go

Don't call it that!

Nth for a happy Hana!

unofficial pot noodle edition

Good evening, Anons, how are you all today?

I'm going to get a haircut now. Nice sweater melons.

Nice boobies on that Rin.
Pretty decent, gonna go to sleep in like... 2 hours tops.

That looks rather edible I guess

Why wait. Sleep now!

Gonna head to the gym in a few minutes, then get comfy in blankets and talk to (You), because I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow yesterday. I blame drugs, ambient music, exhaustion and ironic anime culture.

Hungry!

Nah, too bright still.

And where better to get comfy and wind down for the night than right here, huh?

Sweet, have a good one, dude. I don't blame you for falling asleep, neither of us should've really been up that late, heh.

Hey, it was you! Damn, I'm getting alright at this.

Yeah, it was pretty unholy hours. I was starting to get spooked with the house all dark.

If I recall, we were always pretty good at picking each other out. God damn, this is giving me some sort of nostalgia.

Heya

Misha needs no balance; Misha is love.

Pink, soft, fluffy and squishable ball of adorable love!

uh oh, it really is you! damn, it doesn't even feel like two years ago. stop it, man, i can't feel this hard right now, i'll probably hurt myself on the equipment

well, hi there!

Hi~! Hi~!

>this guy gets it
Yup, yup!

I wasn't 100% on whether you were actually the user I had in mind, but I guess this settles any doubt, doesn't it? 'm sure over the course of the night we'll sort out all these bloody feels, but please take care to not hurt yourself!

Better be careful or you'll be katawa-user.

Massive Molestable Mammaries
Incredibly Innocent Idiot
Super Squishy Softness
Heavily Huggable Honeybun
Absolutely Amazingly Adorable

He hath cometh; the prophet of hallowed Mikado!

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G'morning, doods!
How are we all today?
What fun and interesting things do you all have planned?
Oh, God. It happened again.

Also happy freedom day, burger-doods.

>Oh, God. It happened again.
What happened?


PRAISE THE SQUISH!

I WANNA HUG HER

The kenjining.

Hungover but trucking. Not literally, though; that's probably illegal.

Everybody wants to hug the Mishmish. Our cult grows stronger by the day!

I wait with bated breath for the day when the final trumpet is sounded and the last seal is broken, to open the gate of true Hanas and let loose the beast of Seven Mishas who shall Waha~ the song that will end the world.
How goes it, friends? Are my fellow Ameri-Friends enjoying their Sunday before the Fourth? I just fed the animals and now I"m going to start grilling beef and pork shish kabobs and burgers after I dry off a bit.

Soon we will sacrifice all the virgins of /ksg/ to power our interdimensional portal and summon the great overlord Misha into our realm!

A THOUSAND GENERALS FOR EVERY YEAR OF DEVELOPMENT

A THOUSAND GENERALS FOR EVERY YEAR SINCE RELEASE

WANSUI


What animals, though? Goats?

>that filename

I don't believe these is any law here about trucking the night after you get shitfaced at least not here. If there was half the truckers would lose their jobs overnight. Or at least in my country.

Ah yeah, it did, seems to be over though. Slept well you bloody kiwi?

Who doesn't?

But she's all mine though... I don't want to sacrifice anyone for my own happiness!

>Slept well you bloody kiwi?
Yes. Did you

I haven't went to sleep yet, going pretty soon though

No but you went to sleep yesterday and I never ask.

Did you sleep well last night?

Its always a pleasure to see you Castron. Good news! The castor oil is working and ,y eyebrows are fuller! Please post yours for comparison.

I wouldn't know; got no license lel

Hello dood dood

Don't remamber honestly. Are you okay kiwi lad...?

Anyway, sleepy time for me now.
Nighty night /ksg/, stay beautiful. Have a great new week everyone!

Goodnight misha poster !

Something i found funny in a thread about blind people.

Having no license doesn't exempt you from know the laws of your land.

Hello.

>spoiler
Of course.

G'night, dood. I'll see you when you wake up.

Link to thread

Someone mistook me for you, and insulted us both. I'm flattered and infuriated.

...

To be fair, your post could be taken very seriously as a challenge to his commitment of suicide. Typically not the best thing to do in those situations.

Also proceeding to call them retards wasn't particularly nice either.

Point taken. It's just that I've just never really bothered with laws that I'm unlikely to run afoul of. And since I err on the side of caution (such as just now lel), it tends to work out kind of fine. Mostly.

He could've at least put some effort into his self loathing.

Also i need to sperg out somewhere so i can function in the real world. I have a strong affinity for the word retard, because it was thrown around a lot in my group of friends when we were a lot younger. Kinda nostalgic for me to call people that.

> i need to sperg out somewhere so i can function in the real world
That's just an excuse. If you have to vent anger somewhere just to function, you're not a healthy person.Either that or you're just trying to rationalize your bad behavior.

If you are a good teacher either you will end up alone or your students will hold a marriage for you.

That's not how it works, user.

I mean I'm not asking you to be up to date with 1831 taxing law or become one of those 'sovereign citizens' but it helps to know a thing or two.

I never claimed i was healthy. I scrape by.

Thank you, Friend. Didn't realize Castor oil could be used for hair. Might have to use some myself. Can never have too much hair.

To share a picture would ruin the mystery. The Human brain is best at creating its own legends and horrors.

;_;

I can't believe user is fucking dead.

Some of the stuff there is pretty sad.

Watcha all doing on this fine evening?

post porn comments fitting to katawa shoujo

Applying for a job and binging on workaholics

Dying internally

My hips are moving on their own?

Yeah, I know... But such is the life of a depressed NEET. As long as I can stay out of trouble, I'll take it.

CHOCOLATE
H T
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C L
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A O
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I got my haircut now. I was able to hold a conversation this time so I think things are good.

Well fuck me, then. No word box tonight. : (

Does it become rape if Suzu falls asleep halfway through sex?

Sounds good
Not so much? Ate something spicy?
No

>being so bad at sex she falls asleep

Only if she regrets it afterwards.

Waha~! My womb is so happy I'm starting to ovulate.

Drinking each other's urine confirms the bond between two sisters.

Oh my! Have a look at that greasy, hairy, sweaty beast of a man! Be still, my throbbing loins! >TFW no one will ever say this about you

My uterus came out.

... Wait. OH SHIT! I've been surrounded by raging lesbians!

CAME ALL OF MY DOG!

amazing

ooooohhhhhh yeah this is a wonderful game now my dick is hard like stone fuck

Top tier thread.

hey fluff. Been a while since i was up late enough to catch you.

I don't care if you're straigh or gay or if you even like me! We are going to the Onsen, we are going to fuck and you are going to enjoy it!

I have three size D batteries inside my butt as a defensive measure. I call it "The Shining Dragon."

I joined this club because I had no way of approaching real girls... But instead of getting close to one... I actually became a girl myself!

It'd be nothing but a bad joke if I lost my virginity to my girlfriend's cat!

Bunga Wunga! Bunga Wunga! Rape Rape Rape.

A... A lemon is in her ass, you say? But why... Such a thing...

I'm just a man that likes to put jam in his tea.

How you doing?

>being so good it startles her to sleep.

G'morning, Fluff.

I am miserable thanks for asking.

Morning!
I just woke up a little while ago. Extra shifts suck.

I'm sorry to hear that. What's putting you down?

>Extra shifts suck.
Really depends on the job. Yours would.
Some pretty cool shit can go down in the dead of night on a Saturday if you've got 5 or so bros that just need to be at work.

...

You're not me though.
I'm not very well either, but don't answer for me.

In all honesty i'm doing alright for now. Been chatting with a cute grill for the past few hours.

Maybe we're not supposed to empathize with Hisao. Maybe we were Iwanako the whole time.

But I'm not a qt grill.

We never see her face, Iwanako could be just as ugly as any of us.

But she is described.

Through Hisao, who obviously has a thing for disfigured girls.

...

By the fool who described Rin as not particularly attractive or however that went.