I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Thomas Harris
Reminder that random draft and ability draft are the only fun gamemodes.
Jace Jackson
>you will never be able to buy secret shop items from rosh pit again hold me bros
Ethan Jenkins
Fuck off with your gay lc shit.
Jaxson Long
post sheever
Asher Morgan
When does Kaipi play?
Lucas Flores
Perth?
Isaiah Rodriguez
Probably nor for a month or so, maybe not even until after TI6.
Jackson Martin
>In Normal All Pick, if a team has locked in more heroes than the other, the other team has five seconds to fill that gap before its members that haven't picked start losing gold. Improvement?
IMO the quest variety is fine but they really need to switch back to the Winter Pass format, in which many of the quests had a cumulative progression instead of having to do it all in one game (leading to less people doing stupid things in order to get their quest)
Even better would be making all the quests run off a point system, where they all have three steps of increasing difficulty (like they do right now) with quest completion granting 1/2/3 points respectively. Completing a quest would require you to accumulate 3 points. The values could change but the ones I presented are a clear improvement for the players.
Luis Nelson
Cavalcade?
Landon Baker
>tfw have to reinstall dota 2 after not playing for like 2 years cuz I got banned for a week from csgo again and I have nothing else to play
Alright fags, what's the easiest hero to play? Is it still crystal maiden?
Also how do I enable vulcan mode?
Jack Lewis
adelaide
Aaron Gutierrez
>Properties >Set Launch Options >-vulkan
Easiest hero to play is Lion.
Isaiah Jones
Have they improved vulkan mode significantly since they introduced it? I remember it having an annoying flickering.
John Turner
Haven't had any issues with it
Adam Harris
Anyone have success with building LD as a ranged carry? Been doing it last few days with decent results, there is some guy in dotabuff top 10 who is very successful with it. Kind of have trouble transitioning smoothly into items after phase dragons lance unless I am just snowballing though
Robert Garcia
Sheever is a boy
sorry to break it to all of you
Colton Garcia
how do i get out of this mmr? :(
Jackson Phillips
pay me 200$
James Bailey
>pull the ol' aghs refresher serpent wards on enemy ancient while they're distracted beating the shit out of my team >watch the replay in each of the enemy viewpoints to savor the moment when they noticed and lost all hope
It feels perverted but oh so good
Juan Edwards
>sorry to break it to all of you You think d2g would be sad?
Joseph Williams
why dont people build lotus orb to counter sunder?????
Grayson Bailey
she is a boy without ANY holes
Xavier Hughes
Is this photoshopped?
Isaac Ward
they do?
Jacob Ross
I do the same thing and watch the player perspective of the people I kill during the times I get triple/ultra/rampages.
>All that desperate clicking when they get stunlocked
Wyatt Anderson
its not
did i mess up by getting sny instead of manta? i thought early stats are good, and you can disassemble into manta later
or should i have got radiance?
Nathan Jackson
stop jungling
Julian Gomez
i went safelane with rubick
Caleb Morris
/lyricalgangst3r
is casting some nel games
Christopher Cruz
I don't even give a shit that you just advertised yourself, I just want to watch NEL games, thanks faggot.
Caleb Cox
Peter has the best Dota stream
Sebastian Thompson
this bracket is so unreal lmao I only belive that exist cause was print screened
Evan Garcia
dude that's lyrical
that fat dude who wears hawaii shirts, I think he was at the last bts hub
just bored and been waiting all day for some NEL casts
James Howard
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE r8 my desktop guys
Adrian Ortiz
Oh, right on okay, well regardless, I'm the same way you are, I just want to watch some NEL, and after PPD tilted out it died off. I'm actually interested in Casting some of these games myself, do you by any chance know how to do that. How do I even access NEL
Carter Nelson
...
Daniel Evans
perhaps you should go ask ixmike if you want to cast some games ticket price is only what, around 1 or 2 bucks or so?
Kevin Hernandez
You told me this game was balanced /d2g/ Most balanced game in the history of gaming rivaled only by starcraft (1) and chess
so what gives?
Michael Sanders
you need to get vouched as a caster, which means you get invited to lobbys when games start
I don't know how you do that as a newcomer just ask I guess
Connor Nguyen
You will lose a game just as hard as you won that one soon enough.
Jeremiah Smith
>play a game of INTERNATIONAL RANKED, 3.06k >go solo offlane as AIDSmaster >die one time cause i'm stupid and bad at dota >die again because i kinda stopped caring and the game is slipping away in my mind >just start dying over and over, just going with the flow, i farm til they show up to kill me and then i die >I'm dying so much, they start sending extra people to "gank" me >feel like this is actually good because jakiro's doing nothing, sand king is jungling at 200gpm, zeus has never left mid, at least AM is farming with all this attention on me --intermission-- get ur popcorn --intermission-- >build 4 null talismans because why wouldnt you build 4 null talismans on necro? >once my talismans are completely, finally get a scythe and quickly complete dagon >start utterly shitting on everyone the rest of the entire game >axe rationalizes that because they were winning the game, he is now invulnerable, keeps initiating into our entire team alone >string out fights, big dagons going on, big scythes happening >embarrass the contributions of my team on the way to a handy victory and MVP
"3k" and these players don't hit towers with jakiro while sieging because its more important to stand idle literally 3 inches outside of attack range
Gavin Barnes
>"--intermission-- get ur popcorn --intermission--" >>>/reddit/
Robert Walker
>PSG >playing a ranked game woah there
Carson Hall
international ranked doesn't have behavior score
however, every game i'm getting players that are honest to goodness low 2k or lower in skill level
Juan Brown
>take a long break from /d2g/ >come back and see BSJ's protégé is still fucking around at barely 3k mmr >meanwhile i've hit 4.8k playing just about every role (including supports, which this nigger always claimed couldnt win games)
good to know some things never change
Nathan Foster
THE ONLY CONSTANT
Ian Miller
here's all you actually said though
>I place value on ranking up
and I don't, that's the end of that
Benjamin Brown
yes it does
it's just that the international ranked queue is smaller so behavior score search range is increased quickly
also people with low behavior score typically do not play ranked
Angel Jones
>also people with low behavior score typically do not play ranked
that's not true at all. i don't think international ranked has behavior score at all, there's no reason to even add that element to the search range. regular ranked definitely has behavior score
Easton Cooper
Yea it is, you really think valve would think/work on copypasta ranked 2.0
it works the same way as ranked even the calibration
Christian Howard
You're at TI6 when this BIG GUY full of Vegemite slaps your GF on the ass
i care more about getting good at this game, rather than focusing on how bad my team is... which is why i end up climbing
ur acting like i play sf qop every game lol
but arent u the same guy who literally paid for mmr?
William Carter
>tobi >vegemite he strikes me as a marmite guy
Alexander Richardson
ask him what he thinks about abbos, and slip away during his 30 minute rant against them
Jonathan Allen
>falling for reddit's sun ray meme LOL
Carter Diaz
>tfw dole bludgers huff petrol in your back yard
Jonathan Russell
>someone insta locks phoenix before I get to try my updated meme build
who the FUCK picks phoenix?
Luis Ward
>"meme build" >just 10k gold of shit
meme builds are stuff like 4 null talismans necro
Alexander Lee
John Connor... it is time.
Camden Sanchez
going back to his roots i see
Blake Reed
>bored >see lobbies >get this ????????
what the fuck?? are sea monkies some how scamming or something?
>skype
Sebastian Clark
pls explain. am newfag from gsg
Asher Torres
sauce pls?
Jace Clark
Adelaide is a city in australia.
Jace Carter
Listening to requests
David Sullivan
Veno working om some bananas
Nolan White
dota version of this pls
David Cook
Skeleton King eating tic tacs
Asher Jenkins
you just trade wins
not hard everyones been doing it
Logan Ross
>Rubick lost to Juggernaut >Meepo lost to Viper Dota's community is fucking trash.
Aaron Morgan
>play juggernaut >do okay in lane >farming like a madman with blink+bfury >suddenly tb appears outta nowhere on 1 hp and sunders me >armlet shadow blade cheese build >proceeds to hunt me down and do this for rest of game >meanwhile his team is losing because he's not contributing anything >literally focuses me every single fight. he has it out for me or something >go for final push into their base >tb goes for last ditch effort to kill me >surprise linken's >have the last laugh as i omnislash him when he's at 1hp >destroy their ancient the best feeling desu
Daniel White
clockwerk taking off his helmet to reveal he is actually a robot
Connor Rodriguez
+1
Hudson Cook
meepo and rubick are trash heroes
jugg is always meta and viper has a shit model
don't see an issue
Hunter Young
Sayonara everyone.
Thomas Murphy
why did they remove the old silencer passive?
Liam Clark
>radiant has 600 TD in total
Blake Torres
reminder this is the same dude as the cyberfatt poster
he is literally autistic
Hudson Myers
my favorite human caster
Aiden Cox
this but with ET and terrorblade
Adrian Harris
who did this
Cooper Long
me ;)
Jaxson Mitchell
Bulba though
Joseph Johnson
me
Ryder Wilson
me
Kayden Green
all of these are literally me
Jack Russell
me
Christopher Gonzalez
after getting bottle, bots, daedalus on kunka, i have 3 other slots to fill in
what should i be getting? guess it depends onthe situation but bots and daedalus are core right?
Jeremiah Johnson
armlet
Oliver Rodriguez
>BoTs is core Holy shit, how bad are you in this game?
Blake Wright
bottle > boots > upgraded boots > veil (for the int stats + the magic combo) > armlet > daed > blink > stack daed until rapier
Cameron Robinson
xD
Luke Jackson
Do I only have to resolve myself to always being the first target when I'm using Io?
Gabriel Murphy
>tfw getting a set worth more than a dollar from the rigged wheel
Blake Wilson
>Illidan has been trying to find a match for 48 minutes straight poor lad