/rlg/ Roguelike General

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It's because it's still in development.
and always will be

Is it really impossible to survive only on preservable food?

>Close door behind me after getting chased by hydra
>Turn corner into melee range of a porcupine while at 10 health
>Meph cloud it since only enough mana for one spell and blink fucked me over multiple times against the hydra, hence low health
>Both of us confused, no biggie
>Take one step to get out of cloud
>Spiny frog rounds corner from out of sight and attacks me in one turn, killing me
I am become death, splatter of characters.

>friend tells me about prostate stimulation
>he eventually convinces me it's a good idea
>he says a banana is perfect
>before going to see Her i decide to try it
>get a banana and peel it
>try to ram the flesh up my ass
>breaking up as it's going in
>get a knife and push it all in
>masturbate and have a pretty mediocre cum with an uncomfortable feeling in my ass
>all of a sudden feel a tectonic rectal shift
>go to the toilet and strain until my face is red, with farts as hollow as I had ever felt, but no banana, I have to leave as I am late
>drive to the cinema
>all the way through the film I am farting, the people sitting next to me left
>the smell is horrendous, a kind of hearty saccharine beef smell
>all of a sudden a quake that would cause yellowstone to erupt
>my rectum quivering violently
>i unleash a torrent of farts, shit and banana.
>i can't stop it
>it's leaking down my pants leaving an ungodly odor
>I run out crying, seeing disgusted faces everywhere
>my anus still erupting molten banana
>I drive home and cry myself to sleep
>call my friend an asshole for this prank
>he says you have to leave the skin on

You forgot the last line
>I play nothing but real roguelikes

>friend tells me about prostate stimulation
>he eventually convinces me it's a good idea
>he says a banana is perfect
>before going to see Her i decide to try it
>get a banana and peel it
>try to ram the flesh up my ass
>breaking up as it's going in
>get a knife and push it all in
>masturbate and have a pretty mediocre cum with an uncomfortable feeling in my ass
>all of a sudden feel a tectonic rectal shift
>go to the toilet and strain until my face is red, with farts as hollow as I had ever felt, but no banana, I have to leave as I am late
>drive to the cinema
>all the way through the film I am farting, the people sitting next to me left
>the smell is horrendous, a kind of hearty saccharine beef smell
>all of a sudden a quake that would cause yellowstone to erupt
>my rectum quivering violently
>i unleash a torrent of farts, shit and banana.
>i can't stop it
>it's leaking down my pants leaving an ungodly odor
>I run out crying, seeing disgusted faces everywhere
>my anus still erupting molten banana
>I drive home and cry myself to sleep
>call my friend an asshole for this prank
>he says you have to leave the skin on
>still better than rougelites like ToME4 and Dredmor

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All me.

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Cockulus is doing good, finally found a source of lev, so now I can grind dragons for days.

Tried plunging into the castle, got stomped in and was forced to expend my stock of 4 heal pots

>life
>not nature

I gave my friend a list of races, classes and personalities, this is what happened.

He wanted her to administer sexual healing, so he chose life.

>her
>golem

I joke with my friend that's it's an animated japanese (female) sex doll, and it aggravates because it constantly emits stock porn sound effects at max volume.

So her works, even though it's technically a construct.

It's all good fun.

>it aggravates
that sounds terrible in the mid-endgame

that's far better than i imagined

this needs to be drawn

Yep.
Sexy is pretty bad.
Though lategame you're just recalling in and out to get *healing* and murder uniques anyway.
Also, most of the best items aggravate, so it ends up not really mattering.

Working on it. I'll work more on it later.
I didn't use a reference because I hate myself and want to die.

>I didn't use a reference because I hate myself and want to die.
Sounds like the average PCB player.

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wait what
how is sexy a 'personality'

sexy = haughty and prideful
Says so in the description.

It's also obviously a joke.

Sounds like bloat to me.

Congrats on having an opinion?

you're face is bloat

thats why you dont like sexy people

bloaty mc bloatface

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NO BULLY!

Rekt

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Staves aren't the best idea since they haste everything in LOS.

Play some roguelikes FUCK

FUCK playing roguelikes.

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lel

Shame I get an icky wield penalty which fucks my failrates a bit, since Bolshoi has a +4 chr bonus.

nethack.org/#News
neat?

With all the variants around, who cares honestly.

This. They left it untouched for way too long, no one cares about vanilla NetHack any more.

That looks awesome in my opinion.
I've gotten used to the UI whenever I've played it over the years but now I can't play it anymore after playing Nethack 4.
I'm hype.

...They're bringing in the two most important variant devs?

They're bringing them in to do exactly the same things they've already done in the variants.
It's just gonna be Nethack4 with maybe some Un features.
Mark my werds

I'm doing it. I'm doing her in the butt.

Satori would never say that

Koishi is obviously manipulating her.

>They're bringing them in to do exactly the same things they've already done in the variants.
copying shit from variants has always been an important part of nh development.

>Nethack4 and UnNethack devs joining the official devteam

holy shit

nethack renaissance?

>no separate MuMo entry
shit list

>I literally cannot live without memes being funneled into my asshole 24/7

Yes, and?

I wanna do it in your butt

I have a meme for you right here

>two (You)s in one post

>this would have made lovecraft cry
Exactly. It's everything that Lovecraft feared and demonized.

>and is making miyazaki cry RIGHT NOW
Miyazaki is a pedo cuck who directs pretty but shitty Disney knockoffs. His opinion is trash. It holds no value.

Let's do this shit... after I unload excess crap

Then you really want this spicy meme huh?

I'm not sure.
I wasn't really following any conversation, just funposting.

Don't play coy. He's saying he wants to stick his benis up your butthole.

wow are they really going to make shoals/swamps and snake/spider only 2 floors deep. wtf
i hate dcss now

>Exactly. It's everything that Lovecraft feared and demonized.
It's actually the complete opposite of what Lovecraft feared and demonized. He feared insignificance and vastness, Gookshit puts individual humans into the spotlight and makes the eldritch orbit around them, then says "b-but they do it for INCOMPREHENSIBLE reasons!"

Rekt

THIS guy comes up to you in the dungeon and smacks you in the @.
How do you respond?

Im funposting aswell, just wanna stick my dick into your butt and play roguelikes

No, not that. It's the corruption of good white folk(Lovecraft's work) through aggressive interracial breeding(weebification), resulting in something that bears some shallow resemblance to what it once was, but is obviously and inherently twisted into something wrong and monstrous.

Kill it, possess it's corpse and wear The One Ring

Really? I heard lovecraft basically was a NEET who was just afraid of the people outside in his neighborhood. Hell, if he was born now we would have no lovecraft books, just another /pol/ shitposter

Teleported into what was probably a gold dragon

Quite anticlimactic, id rather ave died to something I could actually see.

Reminds me of why I stopped playing, oh well, I know im going to run in ass first tomorrow anyway.

And no, I had no equipment that could have provided sound resistance. It was a pure and simple 'fuck you' teleport

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Good doujin

>just another /pol/ shitposter
That's pretty much what I just said, user.

The horror of interracial breeding is a recurring theme in Lovecraft's work, and Nyaruko the anime is an example of horrific interracial breeding. It would have terrified Lovecraft.

>Miyazaki is a pedo cuck who directs pretty but shitty Disney knockoffs.

At least he understands that much.

>Ah, Miyazaki-senpai is talking mad shit again.
>My throat hurts.
>He talks too much.
>I wish I was at home, playing with my airplanes.

Lovecraft was based, he had a cat called niggerman.

i have

include = ibm_glyphs.txt
char_set = ibm

in my crawl settings but it just ignores it and keeps using ascii, how do i get the ibm char set to work? i just want those sleek solid walls

Aha, well, we are in agreement then. Sorry, user, I just don't speak a lot of Veeky Forums. I never watched nyaruko. So I wouldn;t know about the themes of breeding in that anime.

You have to do it manually.

Find the ASCII code for solid blocks and set the glyph using the options.

Hey ereybody, I'm back!

Do I look prepared for the swamp? Cause I sure as fuck don't feel prepared.

damn, alright. why'd they remove the best character set? why's the file even in my settings folder if i can't use it

>/v/

You should really get that EV to 30. Your defenses are kind of low for branches, but you should be fine. Be very diligent about fighting with your ice bros. around.

>Alpha Centauri
Nah, he is cool.

>>/v/
Its an Alpha Centauri thread, I don't give a shit which board its on I'm gonna fight to keep it alive.
I've been trying to raise muh ice magic to try and get an alternative way to get some dps since I can't find another summoning book to save my fucking life.

You're a Merfolk, just hitdudes

Fine, but the icebros won't be great forever.

Also, what's up with this crap?

Last night I had a dream about a ruk thrower (a man with down syndrome) searching for the land of the ruk throwers. There he met up with his two identical brothers and their cranky mother. I don't recall much of the dream but before he reached his destination he got into a fight on a bridge which somehow made it break down and fall apart.

If I have a hand weapon in elona, which stats apply to ranged weapon's damage? EX, which stats on this weapon would apply to ranged damage? I can assume that the 3d3 does not apply but I'm wondering if the +5 hit, the +5 damage, the ####+ critical rate, et cetera, apply to ranged as well. I know the Eye of Mind will because it's a passive skill and not a modifier like the others. What about a weapon like Black Monkshood with +nerve and +poison damage, how is their application handled? Basically, I'm asking if weapon stats are local or global to attacking.

No, that's just one of many things Lovecraft was neurotic about. The "Lovecraftian" aspect, the one he's famous for, the thing of his that was influential, is not that.

>a ruk thrower (a man with down syndrome)
wha

HELP!

>ogres
>rukplayers
It's pottery.

Looks like some gloves

I'll always laugh at uncomfortable leftists who keep trying to squelch the xenophobia in Lovecraft's works.

They keep trying to redefine "Lovecraftian" to mean "spooky stories involving squid aliens" in an effort to make it more palpable.