/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Trying to go for dark colored lenses-but yeah, females have colorless gun range glasses.

>tattoos
yuck

>not having tattoos
yuck

use those
/k/ loves them
trust me

tattoos are not /k/ and namefagging is for losers, kys

Audi

Autism

post cars you drive when you're exterminating weebs from the face of the earth

>furry biker
you're no better

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should i play gta 3 on pc with a mouse or controller

>Those trees at the beach

hit me up on grindr you sexy fucker ;3

>furry

sure thing pal

I don't see any trees on the beach

So what's the best thing for money for console fags, it's hard to make money with shitters in heists

a PC

I have one but I'm short on cash

It really doesn't matter since acceleration in vehicles during the 3D era was just either on or off, there wasn't any trigger feathering.

yfw nessi returns

This general has enough attentionwhoring, his return will only make it worse

That's the joke

So how the fuck does my Yacht move? I can't seem to find propellers anywhere on it.

So how are you celebrating the most important international holiday of the year?

Cutscene magic

Chilling on my overpriced house boat having fireworks parties at night with the friendly people. Then some shitter shows up with a Hydra and usually fucks it all up.

That's the kinda shit that will piss me off. I spent like 10m on this POS and Rockstar didn't even put fucking propellers on it. What the fuck.

>buy office and at least 2 warehouses
>ask PS4 /gtag/ for help filling up your warehouse
>help them out filling up their warehouse in return
You know what they say.
I scratch your back, you scratch mine.

I didn't even know what day it was until like an hour ago.

Well now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

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>Hydra faggots can't stop being gay even for the 4th of July

I knew they were shitters but damn.

Back in the day, being a weeb meant something.
Now it's all "moe" this and "waifu" that.

Going to continue to watch your country fall further into degeneracy.

I wish i had the nihilism to laugh at you.

And what's your country so I can laugh at what I presume is the immense irony of your statement?

But user I have an xbone

Hahaha get a load of this fag.

>xbone

>anything other than PC

Turn on the AA and watch hydrashitters rage

Yes I know I'm being cucked by Microsoft but if I had enough I'd be on pc

What its the best way to increase flying skill?

But then I can't shoot fireworks.

Fly

You can turn it on and off without cooldown

>flying over airport securo fucks are doing stuff at the airport
>get 4 stars from just going over them

I don't want to fly forever I want to grind it fast.

Then land and take off repeatedly

Just go into the mine to get rid of your stars.

go to the flight school

So I just recently came back to the game and...
>I can now be a living shitpost
Holy fuck I love this game.
Why are pubs so inept at raids?
Are crews ded?
What's the best way to farm?
I've been doing 10-min Hard missions for like 15k each.

>So I just recently came back to the game
stopped reading there

>>So I just recently came back to the game
stopped reading there

>Why are pubs so inept at raids?
Because 12 year-olds play this game
>Are crews ded
Not on PC
>What's the best way to farm?
CEO work (as the CEO) if you've got some nice associates willing to work for almost nothing, otherwise pacistan

>stopped rea
stopped reading there

Go to the Sandy Shores and Grapeseed airfields and practice your landings and takeoffs. Shitters won't bother you up there, and if you do see a red blip approaching, it's easy to fuck off into the mountains and escape.

Also, don't practice flying in a Besra if there are hostiles around. It's an amazing plane but it shares map icons with the Hydra and Lazer and people may open fire on you thinking you're a fighter jet.

Shotgunning PacStan is still the quickest way to make cash if you've got a competent team. Glitching it will earn you money even faster if you find someone generous enough, or two hosts trading.
If you're solo and don't have a whole lot of money, join up with an org that's spamming VIP jobs. CEO stuff is profitable too but requires time and a substantial investment.

W O L F M A S K
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>not already having it from last year's event
lmao? hownnew.ru

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does that inviso arm glitch still work?

>Furry Porn on the car hood

Wow faggot.

How do I glitch PacStan? I know how to do the Kuruma shit and I've heard it's as simple as pulling out my Ethernet as we go under the bridge in the boat while one guy with all the money goes under. Is that it?

Didn't play during July last year.

I've tried that Do I have to be out of passive mode?

I was just confused why it gave me stars

WEEB SHIT MODE; ENGAGED

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they were probably doing a CEO work involving the cops, most likely hostile takeover if they were at LSIA. generally you get stars when you're in a certain radius near someone doing CEO work like that

Sure thing

Just give me your name and address so I can log you in the book of grievances and beat the shit out of you later

>skinny jeans with purple cowboy boots

ps4 is pretty active too

Gay boots.

You're probably just jealous you can't fit in skinny jeans fatty

Wow, that's super original user! I like your very fresh and totally unique meme of playing as a tranny wearing lingere and driving a Sultan with an anime car, you sure are a unique and special snowflake and I've never seen anyone do this before!

it's nice to be popular.

I wear them ingame and irl, they just look really stupid coupled with those boots

it's creative if not a bit edgy so i won't hold him to it

That's the whole point of shitposting, retard.

I love how people use this argument each and every time to justify their shit taste.

In your dreams, Tomoko-kun

>I just have shit taste in cars and play as a special snowflake meme character IRONICALLY
KYS

>He thinks it's serious
>KYS
Man, Reddit must be a mentally harsh place. :^)

>le reddit meme
Is that the best you can do?

Even if you're not being serious, you still have a fucking tranny avatar and made a memepost about 'le epic animu car XD' as though those haven't been done to death considering the Sultan was released over half a year ago so you should still hang yourself.

>Because memes were at any point good
>Because shitposting follows a time tendency
>Because shitposting stops when others do it
:^)

To be fair, you get absolutely shit on if you don't fit the mold for the general hivemind of whatever subreddit you're browsing.

>run out of responses so i'll make a funny meme face
Enjoy your bubblegum hair and awful taste in cars I guess, I'm done talking to your stupid cancerous ass.

two questions before I login.
-can monster truck be kept in garage
-can monster truck be used in heist

No and no. These are both questions that could have been answered by looking at the wiki page for the Liberator that has existed for two entire years now and a little common sense since there is no feasible way for such a large vehicle to fit in any garage ingame.
Dumbass.

The only thing I enjoy about that trash meme is that it makes complete faggots like you mad.
If you take shitposts slightly seriously you should just get out, retard.
I get that the poisoning of your secret club is something you can't handle, and if le epin cancer shits all over it you get mad.

But you're trying to argue against shitposting.
And that's pretty fucking pathetic and hilarious, even for Veeky Forums.
You can feel relieved that you taught those cancerous memers how stuff's done around your place.
Reddit.
:^)

thanks for answering
no, I'm not looking at a wiki when you were nice enough to respond, dumbass.

Once upon a time you could actually the marshall into your garage.

Common sense does not apply to GTA.