>Official Website
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>Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io
>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com
>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com
>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net
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>Overwatch DPS Sheet
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remove mai
I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
D.VA/Zenyatta buffs fucking when
>playing competitive as mercy
>putting down good dps and landing headshots left and right
>roadhog teammate keeps spamming "I NEED HEALING" at me
ffs heal yourself you fat slag
>stomp game
>one guy leaves at the last second
>win nothing
nice game
Mei needs a ____
Friend one
Sex one
Waifu one
>20+ matches already
>still shit with Zarya
guys how do i git gud with her
>be useless
>make a post on Veeky Forums about being useless
>know you'll get shat on
>do it anyway because you're a masochist
"Time to raise my APM!" shouts D.Va as she proceeds to manually press buttons to block 540 missiles from six Pharah ults in three seconds, giving her an effective APM of 10800.
nip slip
hug
friend Tracer
sex Phara
waifu Mercy
How are you playing her?
waifu pharah, sex mercy, kill tracer
friend tracer
sex pharah
waifu mercy
>sending the enemy back to their spawn is useless
i'd always try to bait my shift to enemies or charge to line of fire, it usually works everytime but i still struggle on using E properly
also sometimes i'm not sure whether to use left or right click to shoot
how do I get good at this game? I keep having no medals or bronze ones
>Be on insane killing spree as soldier
>Gold everything but healing
>Faglord has switched to Reaper (was Pharah)
>He gets a team kill on the point in the last minute of the match
Are you going to post this every thread just like in /d2g/ Tresdin user?
badly
I think I read somewhere that right click is broken. It locks in damage from when you first hit someone until you die. So if you hit someone while at 100 charge, you'll keep doing the 100 charge damage with right click even after you drop lower. The reverse is true; doing 0 charge damage at 100 charge.
but maybe that got fixed?
But left click for anyone nearby, right click for area denial and long range.
pick lucio and run around spamming in random directions for "eliminations". turn on healing whenever off cooldown. you just got gold in objective time, objective eliminations and healing.
friend, waifu, sex
post and r8
friend tracer
rape mercy
fuck pharah
fuck off marriage
How do we fix
>Bastion
>Mei
>D.va
>Zenyatta
>McCree
Tip: None of these characters needs nerfs
How am I doing?
Friend Pharah
Sex Mercy
Waifu Tracer
>Zenyatta in top 5 for Ranked
Its like you want your teams to rage at you
10/10
>It's Freedom day, sponsored by Dunkin' Donuts
>You aren't playing Soldier 76
I want communists to leave
>level 45 rank 49 instapicks hanzo on koth
>oh well, I'm ready to get rank down
>he is an absolute beast with hanzo, enemies get sniped as soon as the step into the point
>well timed ults, gets at least two kills every time he ults
Never underestimate your local Hanzo instapicker.
nobody said anything about ranked
I improved my Zarya play with this video youtube.com
Not promoting shit, for real.
For the projected barrier you need to keep eye on both enemies and allies.
If you see a Roadhog that hooked an ally, or another guy got pinned by a Rein, barrier him.
Your best players to barrier up are Tracer/Genji since they are always in front of the enemies.
Other good use of the projected barrier is when a teammate is ulti'ing.
The best way to feed up is with S76 and Tracers, especially Tracer since she won't stop shooting no matter what.
Other good way is to power up with the random explosives from Junkrat.
Hes not a beast, the enemy is shit and keep walking into arrows randomly firing nonstop in their direction.
at work, so can't post from in game. Have this instead
Played with a rank 70 something hanzo earlier that was an absolute beast
Too bad he was a massive faggot
>seagull isn't streaming
>probably out enjoying himself like a rich chad
Friend Mercy
Sex Pharah
Wifey Tracer
>Tfw gotta work wageslave job on freedom day
>playing competetive anubis, defending
>play symmetra and lock down left part of chokepoint
>enemy zarya starts pushing through completely alone through the right side
>go to kill her with teammate
>he suddenly decides it's time to leave
>zarya almost dead but shifts attention to me and kills me
>"omg symmetra why do you push"
>try to explain my reason
>"you dont know how to play symmetra, dont push when defending"
>next 20 minutes is 5 man debate about who is the best on the team
>different people call for ults causing more debate
>ends with genji/mcree main getting buttflustered
>get 4 gold
There is nothing worse than a try hard team that dont know what they are talking about.
I'm sorry user, but you should've accepted the NEET life
do you get bonus xp if you do the weekly brawl?
>bastion
greatly reduce the weapon spread growth on his recon-mode rifle so he can effectively plink people. As of now the spread growth fucks his recon-mode gun.
>mei
Ice wall now slows enemies near it.
>D.va
She now gains ult charge from attacks she blocks with her shield.
>zenyatta
his focus attack will now store it's charge if you fully charge it.
>mcree
slight increase to primary rate of fire.
what are you playing that you're carrying so hard at that level
>seagull isn't streaming
>moonmoon isn't straeming even though he's my last choice
>ng isn't streaming
>today is ster's day off
reeeeeeeeeee
I hate this game, my whole team quit on me and if i quit I will get suspended from playing, I have to sit in my spawn for 6 minutes kill me
alright gonna watch this later thanks man
>Mei
Ice block cannot contest the point
3 second cooldown on Icewall after exiting ice block
Remember, if you're sub-60, you're sub-human
it's literally impossible for a ginger to be a chad
SPUHEEEEEEEEED BOOOST
Unranked here, you'll never know now!
Whoa there!
this
>not getting paid holidays off
If you're gonna be a wage cuck ya gotta be a smart wage cuck
I wanted to share this with you guys:
drive.google.com
This is my Overwatch folder. It's got a shit load of Mercy pics in it, and it also has LEWDS in it.
Fair warning, there's also some Shadman in here.
But I mean, we're talking well over 200 Mercy pics because she is mai waifu.
The girls are in the Cute Pics folder. Everything else just goes into the main folder.
It updates live as I collect pics.
Enjoy.
crisis averted he's started!
google Carson Wentz
Now I don't have to be miserable in rank 60s solo queue.
i think this was the round i realized i finally got good at genji
this should be everyone's favorite hero
>want to play competitive but ranking gain/loss is fucked and ill just end up deranking because maintaining 80% win rate solo queue is impossible
>also dont want to deal with bullshit coin flip
>have to wait for months until things get fixed next season
FUCK
Not him, but my current place of work is going to cuck me in two weeks, so I have 2 weeks to find a new job. Fuck off you aren't expecting me to work 60 hours while putting me on Salary. I take the overtime for a reason you jackass
Also, Tracer is best girl
Friend tracer
sex mercy
wife phara
kill pharah
sex tracer
waifu mercy
smdh senpai u casuals make me laff 100 100
Not top 500 in world, then don't even bother playing.
It's a shame ranked isn't even worth playing with how bad it is
so many issues
Everyone quits too, I constantly lose and all I want is points, it's a huge waste of time, I'm always getting my asshole rammed playing solo
But I'm too retarded to play genji.
how do i get good too
...
He is my favorite. Shame I'm shit at him
I enjoy ranked matches more than quick play, but man seeing my rank go down while I maintain a 50%+ win rate is jarring
Note that the guy is talking from the beta, the thing about the Discord Orb you can remove it from you with a barrier.
Have I just gotten shittier or is it way more difficult to use Mercy now?
the former
I fucking wish Bastion was a viable option in competitive. He gets pooped on real hard by solder 76, pharah, and junkrat. I'll probably start playing more zenyatta now.
People are actually trying to kill you now.
I'm one of them.
This one's for you.
Blizz broke her beam because they are incompetent. I don't even know how shit like that happens when there weren't any changes to her in the first place.
sorry but i'm not autistic
tfw gud
>Tfw career Genji
>He's not as fun as he used to be anymore now that I play a lot of different roles/heroes
I feel like every time a Junkrat uses their wheel of fortune, I just happen to be 10 feet away from them
I luv it.
wtf is with all these useless people in competitive ive lost 3 games in a row im losing my fucking mind here.
>ignoring payload
>not contesting point
>constantly switching heroes
>running in on their own instead of a group
>choosing fucking hanzo
sudden death is absolutely the worst mechanic i've ever encountered in a competitive mode in any video game ever
it's honestly hard for me to imagine how somebody could've came up with this and decided it's a good idea
Cute.
glad to see you kids trying your best to be like your role model, keep working at it
Wait you can stack heroes in comp?
Lel
...
The people in quick play that complained about having a useless team all flocked to competitive thinking they were finally free from useless teammates. You're playing with the same people, they never left and never will
>me ooga team booga
>greater than 100%
how?
>sudden death
>constantly have to requeue cause people leave in setup where it's safe to quit
>if someone on your team quits 5 secs into the match you still get a loss
>if an enemy quits 5 secs before the game is over you get a sliver of MMR for a hard fought victory
>ugly ass golden weapon skins as rewards
LOL
It is staggering how people realised within days of the game being released that Sudden Death was just straight up broken for the defenders (ignoring the fact that there was a fucking beta), yet Blizzard failed to realise it during years of development.
Would you play with me?
I really hope the "Genji sucks" meme dies soon. He's such a great hero once you know how to play him properly. Too bad the same can't be said about his brother.
I hope blizzard doesn't put any more control heroes in overwatch as they are no fun to play against. Mei and Mccree are fucking cancer with freeze/stun. I dont mind ultimates with stuns as you cant spam them but being frozen and not being able to get out is lame.
Thankfully this meme will never be true
or funny
or not a cancerous blizzdrone defense