/owg/ - Overwatch General

Best Tank for carry? If your team is decent = Zarya

If you really really really need to do everything yourself = Roadhog

Make his M1 do more damage perhaps. Or increase his movement speed.

>leave game where team got rolled defending volskaya and i had gold gold silver gold
>drops me right back in when i quickplay again

fuck off blizzard, fix your cocksucking shit.

Which hero deserves to be in the next animated short?

Blizzard needs to just remove their worthless matchmaker and forced 50 bullshit entirely. It's making 9/10 games into stomps, and that's no fucking fun even if you're on the winning side. Give me random chance at this point.

youtube.com/watch?v=KNHfvvRJTig

it gets harder at sub 20, since people are really bad. if you want to group up then we can do it together

>competitive
>2 people leave in the first round
>YOU CAN LEAVE WITHOUT A PENALTY BUT WITH A LOSS
>4vs6 the rest of the match
>we still lose
so what purpose had staying?

How to win as genji
> be sure enemy is in slash range
> throw ninja stars once
> block their attack and immediately follow up with slash
> ninja stars in the back

none at all

welcome to blizzard

Sombré

Embarrass their 2 weakest players into quitting as well. Your only chance.

How to win genji

>start spamming at genji as junkrat
>genji uses deflect
>stop shooting
>while he is standing there deflecting throw a trap and mine in front of him
>while he is figuring out what to do his deflect stops and you shoot him

Works every time.

What heroes do you usually use and see others using the most?
Longer, cancellable roll. More M1 damage.

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>cancellable roll
Wanna demonstrate how you cancel a roll, user?

fall flat on your ass or stomach probably

When do I get these?

>52% of the population is now below rank 50

How does this happen /owg/?

So guys I just got an MLG pro esports gamer mouse. My previous one was pic related.

What the fuck is all of this DPI and Report rate bullshit? Should I just leave it all on default? I'm so confused.

Post your Dva pictures here

What in this game pisses you off more than anything?

For me its a tie between these two all too familiar scenarios

>Enemy has a Widow/Bastion thats shitting on our team almost single handedly
>We have 2-3 people who can easily deal with that one person but they somehow manage to fail at doing so
>I cant switch because Im the only tank

Or

>Playing Mercy
>People actually let enemies walk right by them (as in not flanking) so they can kill me

>only win games playing as Soldier 76 or Bastion
Are those actually the ones that you're only supposed to play if you suck or something?

LE EBIN LEAVERS

also shit like your team completely ignoring the enemy reaper so he can shove his shotguns directly into your asshole while you play mercy and then q your idiot allies.

>Win Illios
>Only get a 10th of a level again

What is this meme? Is it because the other team had a leaver?

movin wid da bayload :-DDDDDddddd

ROLLAN

>Level 30-something Hanzo on attack

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Yes, if anyone in the game leaves there's a high chance you get fuck all rank up.

I want a Pharah one already

__Mei__

stun grenade instantly kills 200 or less HP characters. Damage to everyone else is the same.

What's the best Mercy skin?

Can anyone here actually drink Mountain Dew? It gives me the shits like crazy.

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No

ye kay

You know, I'd make a good Junkrat cosplay. I'm blond enough

But ama 5'11" Manlet

Why don't people play Widowmaker to counter Pharah instead of using Soldier 76?

GET BEHIND THE RECTANGLE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
IF IT WERE FOR JUST ME, IT WOULDN'T BE SO BIG

that fucking McCree LUL

Any good intentionally bad cosplay pics yet?

Junk and/or Hog

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do you think that weebs and waifufags like innocent virgins because it makes them feel better about their own personal lack of sexual experience?

I'm going to try again.

Three Hanzos on attack, all controlled by sub-20 players.
In the same group.

Last time I drank it is got itchy.

Because the score system makes it statistically likely that you will lose more score than you gain?

probably because he's more versatile and self sustaining

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soldier is good even if they don't have a pharah

Who would you cosplay as, /owg/?

Rolling for anything but Zarya

>he's 6'5"

I had no idea Junkrat was so tall

rollan

because being (usually) dead weight outside of killing a pharah isn't good

I made it boys

my sides

>Doubles

man you really hate tracer dont you

Sniping Pharah as Widow is one of the few instances when playing Widowmaker that you actually have to aim so most people cant do it

This is assuming the Pharah doesnt just hover in midair and not move

It will always be
C and the OBALT

>Fuck we need better team comp
>Player CANCER has switched to Widowmaker

It's like going from cancer to AIDS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Blizzard will never sell this skin again
dang

Is this placement number any good? I don't know what most people are at.

>doubles
>triples

>tank doesn't contest point
>we lose the game
>everyone shits on him
>"I would've died if I went in"

Any but Zarya really

New D.Va stuff

webmshare.com/play/Aan6P

Enjoy

I see that Dad is lusting after his daughter. Magnifique.

Because there's more pressure in competitive to actually aim when using Widowmaker. With Soldier, there's considerably less focus on you, in the sense that people just plum don't care about your performance unless there's someone who needs to be countered on the enemy team.

wow this guy is a really bad player

even though he's trying to lose you can still see tons of opportunities where he plays like shit and doesn't know what to do or when to do it

Is this what you're getting rewarded for a win now?

I literally lost 5 levels because of this insane shit, and now it will take me literally the entire season to get back up to where I was.

Wow Blizz. Thanks a lot.

When is this fucking game going to let you put on some filters when you queue regarding stuff like game mode and maps?

I am really fuckign tired of playing control point maps

I don't want to play Volskaya or Anubis ever fucking again

>D.va
NOICE

>and/or
definitelly 'and'
those two simply HAVE to go together

I'd like that skin for Reaper.

You can buy it easily on ebay or something.

It's a meh skin anyway

Remember, you let this happen

aie

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lmao yep. Shits rough once you get past Rank 62.

Currently sitting on a 65% win rate

BASTION
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Yes, you know it's good or you wouldn't have posted it, anything above 65 is top 2% according to the stat tracking websites (which obviously don't house every player)

I like all of them desu. Valkyrie is probably the best but if you're a poorfag cant go wrong with amber.

>"Finally,after all these years of ninja training,I have perfected the secret ninja art of the GUN"

>level up
>open box
>mei skin
>level up again
>open box
>mei skin
>level up yet again
>open box
>mei skin

below 40 = shitter
40-50 = avg af
60+ = gud
70+ = pretty gud
80+ = MLG

source?

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I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Hey they could "show" what Junk found, that was before roadhog

I'm not skinny enough for junk. I'm 6'1" but I'm like 180 or something.