/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org
JW has come out of the closet

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y2oHAsBVdTA
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youtube.com/watch?v=D_V_rEgtoYw
youtube.com/watch?v=ls3rD8VfiSY
twitter.com/AnonBabble

anime belongs in the trash

ESL soon, magog!

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

>solo queue some game at MG2
>have a decent game, one dude adds me
>we play a couple more games
>whenever we lose the pistol rounds and the next two ecos he constantly complains about how bad our team is or how there's no communication
>proceed to win the games anyway and promote to MGE
>decide I go get some sleep
>next day, I see he leaves me a +rep on my profile, I think it's dumb but otherwise ignore it
>play a couple more games with him since he's online
>I play worse today, miss my shots, standard "that kind of day"
>suddenly he starts PM-ing me mid-game about how he's surprised I ranked up considering how bad I am and how he can't go up the ranks
>this shit tilts more than it should and we proceed to lose the game
>Unfriend him, since I prefer to solo queue rather than have this kind of attitude around me
>log off
>couple of hours later log in steam again, see a new comment on my profile
>it's him writing "boosted"

What's wrong with this community, /csgog/? I get that people get upset when they lose, but going around shitting on your teammates like this surely doesn't help you win more.

youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0

>team is winning a comp match
>have to go afk shortly after halftime
>takes longer than I expected
>"You were disconnected due to inactivity"
>alright, reconnect
>join back up literally the moment that we win match point
>get the rankup points and item drop
>number of competitive games won goes from 30 to 31, as expected
>transported back to main menu
>"You failed to reconnect to competitive match"
>24 hour competitive cooldown

Why is it that American MM is much harder skillwise than European MM? I've been playing for a while in American servers and it feels pretty different there. Most people use mics and have vastly faster reflexes compared to Europeans - for example, it feels like I don't have the time to react to a guy popping around the corner when I would demolish him in an euro server. I just played a game with similar skill levels back in EU and I easily top scored with 9 MVPs, would've been vastly different in US East. I can still top score or do close to top score but I have to play really smart and basically never miss a shot.

MAJOR SOOOOOOOOOOON

Who staying up for the major here?

I just want to see CLG get beat

Americans have more free time to practice whereas Eurpoors have to spend their days cleaning toilets to pay for their TV licenses and refugee assistance taxes.

It's harder to rank up in EU because of the languages. You americans are super lucky that everyone who talks or types in chat do so in English and not in some god forsaken language that nobody understands. Therefore at equiavalent ranks you have better coordonated teams in NA, whereas in EU you have Russian trolls, raging Turks, drunk Poles and irritable Romanians playing, driving the overall skill down.

It's so much easier to carry a team to win in EU which what I'm saying, I'm an European. But it feels like if I do a single mistake in NA server -> bang dead. Can't hold a site for shit.

>playing anything made by valve
You deserved it :)

From my experience every time I played with a team that communicated well my individual game was better too. I was focused on what I had to do and knew the spots I had to check. When playing "blindly" with a bunch of cyka blyats my concentration was split into what I had to do, where my teammates were, the minimap and picking basically every single spot because I couldn't rely on anyone. Because of this I feel that I have so much on my plate that I can't consistently focus on aiming, for example, and my game sense is out of whack since I constantly think at many different things instead of only 2-3.

...

I couldn't care less about the weapon skin bullshit aspects of CS:GO. Even the drama surrounding it.

You shouldn't either.

HURRY UP WITH THE DAMN CROISSANTS

>You shouldn't either.
Why?

More people need to watch this!

i think all of us have seen it already fampai

It's a waste of time and money for something completely inconsequential to gameplay you fucking monkey

Look at this "le based Veeky Forums browsing master of virginity" telling people what's waste of time and money. Good shit.

You must be quite angry to start projecting over something this small. Did you get scammed out of a $500 knife today?

>A person posting on a website he likes is being more of a waste than a kid running up his mother's credit card for video game skins
>Says the butthurt skinfag while posting on said website

Audible laughter.

Guys should I

>stay up for the games and sleep for class
Or
>sleep now, watch the games, then be sleep af for class

whatever we dont give a fuck what you do

Baited for this exact response

SOON!

mfw owners of csgolotto make 80k usd profit A DAY

what if someone bets 80k and wins

>yfw SK beats both fnatic and G2

then that person would win the other people's skins and CSGOLotto will take their cut of the winnings.

>reddit thinks the monkeys will beat our guys

Check out my vids reddit.

...

that's the thing

they don't care who wins or loses

they take their cut of every jackpot and every coinflip

and roulette is just csgl themselves getting free skins from people who lose, which they list on websites like opskins and cash out

b-but fnx is my boy

Subhuman please go.

nice smurf! He never stood a chance.

*farts*

*gambles illegally*

make toast in the bathtub, cucklord

*promotes my own gambling website on youtube*

They actually ended up winning, shat all over me once they were ct.

Can you fuckk off back to whatever gay website Homestuck niggers are exciled to?

>team refuses to communicate
>go afk until they kick me
I can throw too faggots

>reinstall for the first time in 8 months
>add phone number for prime
>6 people in my game have level 3 accounts with < 100 hours
>2 of them blatantly walling, including a guy on my team calling it
>another guy on my team awping people through smoke and walls every round
>still lose
>uninstall

nice game gotards

I remember why I uninstalled now. How the fuck can you subject yourself to this shitfest?

nice blog

they probably had sore throats you insensitive cunt

Yeah sore throats from all they dick they suck while playing

you say that like it's a bad thing

youtube.com/watch?v=kC1tH7f441c&t=6m51s

jews will defend this

yo new csgo streamer!11!!!
www twitch tv broteam

who ready for csgog to go from dead to 3 generals every hour during the major?

this

its called house edge

t. casino worker

mit dem angriff fnatics wird das alles in ordnung kommen

youtube.com/watch?v=Y2oHAsBVdTA

>tfw derank because I get 4 matches in a row of enemies that are blatantly cheating
DUDE NO CHEATERS IN PRIME LMAO

*rips a fat shart and looks around inconspicuously*

>csgo autists getting scammed out of their shekels for years

I always knew there was no hope for people who played go.

>lawsuit soon™®

reported

youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0

HAHAHAHHAHAA

kek

Nice falseflag. Enjoy your inferiority complex.
Also, get a major.

*rubs taint and smells it*

Ehhhh

would you play Counter-Strike 2 magog

fodder is the reverse joe rogan of cs

richard lewis doesn't cast... smdh

I just want you to know I didnt read any of that and hope your mom gets assfucked by a nigger

update inc

>bought a 40 at 7-11 and thedude behind the counter gave me 25c in change cuz he'sa bro
Good indie day desu

why is everyon who plays cache a fucking cheater? its uncanny

cause the map is 90% aim 10% strategy

tfw no bf

OH SHIT NEW UPDATE AND IT REMOVES SKINS ENTIRELY WHAT THE FUCK I SPENT $1.5K ON CASES AND NOW IT'S ALL GONE WHAT THE FUCK

Why is this game so shit

suh dude

>even le british cancer man is talking about it
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=536&v=8z_VY8KZpMU

CS:GO and Valve are done.
RIP

anyone else watching our guy stewie2k before the major???

i watch him every day

new vid coming out in a hot minute, desu, not very happy with it, but I hope you guys like it. i might upload 2 versions.

dont worry senpai. i got 10 accounts on standby ready to dislike it.

Why isn't LG in this Major?

good, i really had shitty production on it
youtube.com/watch?v=D_V_rEgtoYw
flusha is still my favorite

>Cologne 2016 in a couple hours
>Dead thread

Did Overwatch really cause that much damage?

>getting hyped to watch cheaters vs cheaters
kys

i liked it tbhfam

thanks. i liked the idea, but again, i think my production and execution was bad. i might just upload the mini olof shrine with boys are back in town over it since i liked that better

>not just leaving the stream on in the background for a chance of $50 cases

that video was terrible going to give you a thumbs down for that. your parents know you wasted all that ink

what does that have to do with being hyped for it? i just leave the stream muted the background

>tfw havent been on csgo since overwatch released

This game is so dead

WHO /FNX/ here
youtube.com/watch?v=ls3rD8VfiSY

is it just the stream or can you get drops ingame as well

you can get drops by watching the twitch stream OR watching it ingame on gotv

you have to link your twitch account to your steam to get drops from twitch

>it's an inflated numbers episode because kikes episode again
fucking valve
"""""1.1 million viewers"""""

you baka~!
the whole max hero vs no hero limit just shows that Blizzard is too retarded to get things started and most importantly keep them going

man if that was how you knew blizz was going to be retards about this, let me introduce you to putting out a comp ruleset 2 months after the game came out

tourneys were a thing in closed beta too but it's okay that redditors like you don't know about that