/ink/ - Splatoon General

thats an awkward image of kneesocks user, it looks almost like worst girl

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It's a compliment, is it not?
>It's so good, even dumb bitches know it!

That's not being nice, that's throwing the competition. All Marie said was that she would still support herself, and Callie blew up with name calling and spontaneous anger.

I used to love Callie, I truly did. My file counts are evidence of that. But good god do I find her unlikable now.

>That's not being nice, that's throwing the competition
are you fucking
serious?
god damn, we won't miss you. you, your sploosh-o-matic and your unfaithful ass can all go.

Those that don't vote Callie, will be another splat on my tally.

How is it not? Were you one of the chumps that thoughts we'd get a Marie vs Callie Splatfest?

The worst part is I'll probably end up voting for Callie anyway, just to say I voted on one side the whole way through. But I'm convinced you're the one that's deluded if you think she was justified in her outburst here. This was too far.

>just to say I voted on one side the whole way through
Was pretty sure you were autistic, but now you just went ahead and confirmed it.

Wow. I was going to post something stupid like "I want to have sex with Marie while Callie watches!", but it seems like the shitposters are already out in full force so I really don't need to.

Oh right, because none of us, berating one another over imaginary girl choices, show any signs of being autistic.

mariefags why do you all stick up for such an ugly bitch of a girl

Anybody have the Euro Bants, or are they not out yet?
They didn't have the lead in like NA got, so i was wondering how things might differ.

He said while defending Callie, the physical embodiment of garbage

i want my (you)'s now

We're all autistic here, some are just further down the spectrum than others.

Callie is immature and impulsive. I'll take the ugly bitch.

Reminder that being nice makes you instantly shit
Also, being mean makes you instantly shit
Oh, unless someone was being nice to you first, then it's alright

Because I want Marie's butt on my face

Wow, no wonder Mariefags have been so irate this whole time. Once you're on the receiving end of Calliefags, you realize what utter cunts they are.

>can keep the Callie shirt in Miitomo but not in Splatoon after the Splatfest
Well that's some bullshit.

Black people are subhuman scum and should all be shot and/or lynched immediately

nigga you were a calliefag until a week ago

Literally no one here is talking about blacks you idiot

Can't we just save the fighting for Splatfest? Your actions will speak much louder than words.

guys calm down theyre not real

I know that. I stuck up for Callie this whole fucking time, but you'd have to be in some serious denial to think she's still the same peachy girl she was.

>/ink/ plays the damn game

They should be, because the shitposting in this thread is even worse

hey bobsled how goes the pizza

All Callie had to do was remain nice one more time.

so marie isnt immature with how she is a sore loser every time she loses and how she rubs every win she gets into callie's face like a child while callie is respectable and mature about it either way? callie's only acting out now because of how fucking often marie insults her when she does nothing wrong but god forbid she finally got fed up of the ugly bitch.

Remind me who's the idiot who said "Team Snowbae is so fleek that I literally can't even!"?

Fucking NoA shoving in memes as usual.

>C: They finally did it... The Ultimate Splatfest theme!
>M: Oh, it's sooooo on!
>C: Guys, you know there's only one real choice here.
>C: Happy-go-lucky, carefree... Callie! That's me!
>M: Guys, you don't want to swell her head any more!
>M: Pick me! Cool, calm and collected - vote Marie!
>C: So it's finally come down to this.
>C: Sorry, but Team Callie are about to BRING THE PAIN!
>M: You'll 'bring the pain'? Did you seriously say that?
>M: This is why people are gonna vote Team Marie!
>C: Well getting votes is only half the battle!
>C: The other half of the battle is... battling!

FUCK YOU AMERICANS AND YOUR DRAMA
EU
S A V E D
T H E
S Q U I D S i S T E R S

Guys, does it really matter if some random guy thinks she's shit?
She is still our best girl, and that is all the matters; no need to argue about it
I love her so much, and if you do too, well, fighting won't affect that
Just revel in how great she is, and fight your hardest for her this Splatfest

lying isn't very nice user

NO.
FUCK YOUR SHIT.
I'M VOTING CALLIE TOO.
MY REGION BANTS >>>>> YOURS.
EU SAVED CALLIE.

thanks bro

there was nothing there to save them from, right? no bants from last splatfest
it was really just standard banter over there
>Salt? You're usually pretty salty after battling here.

I was neither of those you goon

After the NoA meme localization of Triforce Heroes, I'm starting to think NoE are the more competent ones.

DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK SHITCUNT.
I will rain hell with my Splash-O-Matic.
FOR CALLIE.
Marie best NA girl, BUT I'M NOT NA.

Okay well, have fun
Best of luck!
P.S. pictures of Callie with burgers are adorable

But seriously sorry for stirring the wasp nest.
I hate how they wrote Callie in the NA, but those aren't the words on my screen.
She'll get my support after all.

>rants for post after post after post about why callie is shit now and how they're going with marie because of NA bants
>haha i'm EU, i don't care about any of that
>sorry
are you serious

ATTENTION: It is incorrect to vote for Callie.

...Wasn't the entire reason you started hating Callie because of the NA banter?

What are you gonna do about it?
I look forward to fighting beside you, you piece of shit.

Yes, and? I think the JP Callie and Marie are rubbish too, this isn't too different.

So why did NA bants have any effect on your opinion if you only care about EU?

stop posting

So you're telling me...
You loudly declared your hate for Callie... And talked about how shit she was at length...
Because of something you didn't even actually care about?
Christ.

BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

Because normally EU and NA are very similar. If I can find an excuse to escape the cancerous drama, I'll take it. I won't mention it again.

Eat cocks.

>If I can find an excuse to escape the cancerous drama, I'll take it
>insisted on posting about cancerous drama that wasn't even in their region for days

No hard feelings mate. We we're a bit cunty to you anyhow.

Callie is going to stomp with splash user back on our side. This will be no battle. It will be like a lion (the queen of the jungle!) fighting a crippled zebra

Kimarie!

How was I to know? I still didn't agree with how those bants played out.

Let's make like dead Octolings and be friends.

>Let's make like dead Octolings and be friends.
Do you even know what you're saying anymore?
Like, seriously?

>I still didn't agree with how those bants played out.
But it was NA, so it was rubbish you don't care about, right?

Just admit that the shitposting was fun for a few days but you feel like taking a break now. We'll all get baited by you over some other thing later and circlejerk you for a few threads again.

Well done Tumblr, you made something good

>Let's make like dead Octolings and be friends

Octolings are actually friendly, we kill the Octolings, haha, meta jokes. Sorry.

>Rudolph nose
Nah

thats just shading tho

I'm sorry you feel that way.

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We have a wild card on our team, Callie is finished.

What if one sister wins the western Splatfest but the other wins the JP fest?

combine the scores and see who wins after that

it's a tie 999 snails for all

>get 999 super sea snails
>not a single triple after all those rolls

Would happen to someone

splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/146692262766/weve-had-15-inkredible-splatfests-so-far-while

It's a global result. All scores are being tallied together.

>callie and marie could have interesting/unique squid forms because of their tentacles
>boring as shit
welp, thanks nintendo

Those are not Squid forms. Those are icons, like the ones you see float around on the title screens. In Squid form you have two longer tentacles behind you, remember? This probably confirms they're pink and green though.

It still seems silly that if they Squidbagged their entire bodies would be flashing black and pink, white and green.

I fucking hate the goddamn Splash.

level 100 cap when

>Eat cocks.
wow, you have to be delusional to think that outburst was justified

Some say my screw-ups make me charming; it seems I'm more like Callie than I thought.

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This artist is messed up.

this artist had some pretty shit comics but at least they draw decent art
there's never too much of best ship

>at least they draw decent art
Obviously you haven't seen their lewds...

well, most of their art isn't lewd, so it works out

The anatomy though...

what comics?

They did some ongoing story where Callie decided she wanted Marie to knock her up.