/utg/ - Undertale General

Sans

Can a Monster Kid main give me some tips on fighting Muffet? No hands versus 8 of them is a pretty hard match up imo.

I wanna snuggle with that mom

>tfw no Asgore to grill burgers and hotdogs with
>tfw no Toriel to help make desert with
>tfw no Papyrus to light and play around with sparklers with
>tfw no Undyne to play chicken with roman candles with
>tfw no Alphys to convenience to light fireworks and watch as she awkwardly runs away and ends up tripping
>tfw no Sans to chill and get drunk with

>tfw no monster family to lay under the stars on the grass with and watch fireworks go off for the rest of the night

feels bad

Sweet dreams
If I had her with me, at that point I'd much rather see her express herself conjuring her own light show. I'd imagine it would be magnificent.

that pic is probably my favorite request desu

one day my feet are gonna be really nice an soft and cute just like Chara's and /utg/ will love them

>...Asriel, why did you drink the debris from the fireworks?
>that shits toxic

>second best skell with worst starter grass hoothoot

NO

You requested that? Nice

>worst starter
wow what shit taste

Alphys vore when

that dopey seal is going to evolve into a mermaid, you just watch

Someone should write a fic... oh.

are you mad? first off, the skeletons are equally cool. secondly, you cant just diss rowlet like that, he's my child
most sans based requests here are from me tbqh

nice

sans should have a regigigas alongside those guys

My feet are like this and I don't think /utg/ loves them particularly

>looking at history
>find this
imgur.com/a/fQ6DU
>that date

because of slow start? thats actually genius

Show me

There should be more fanart of the characters with pokemon
Its just a bunch of random screenshots?

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aw, that's adorable
thanks user

looks like every instance of characters in the game calling Frisk a kid, and the name of it is 'stop drawing porn of Frisk'

like that would stop anybody

Why in world do you want your feet to appeal to /utg/? I mean really.

That's lewd user

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how nuts would it be if someone on /utg/ actually found one of you ugly fuckers sexually attractive

i'm kinda cute.

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bani's art is super cute but man, she cannot draw hands to save her life

>2016
>having a body

Omega

Please? I want to learn from yours and see how far I have to go until my feet are nice

>examples of characters calling Frisk a kid
Oh okay
I've been told that i'm actually kind of hot but desu I doubt anyone here fits my, admittedly weird, idea of attractive plus stuff through the internet is fucking weird

A girl I know calls me cute sometimes but I think she's just joking. I have low self esteem so even if she does mean it I'll just think she's pulling my leg.

>2016
>Existing in this plane

Super cute is good enough for me

several of my co-workers are middle-aged dominican women who keep asking me to date their daughters and i'm not sure how often they're joking

Where did you get picture of /utg/?

There's nothing lewd about a couple of cute boys comparing feet.

Just like exfoliate and moisturize after shower
And wear socks
The longer the better

there's gotta be at least one of us that is a 7/10 or better

How do I exfoliate? And I'm worried about getting lotion all over the place. Should I wear socks all the time? And why are longer ones better?

They're probably not. Doesn't mean their daughter would go out with you more than once, simply as an obligation to their moms, but the mothers are most likely not joking.

that's a nice animation

I want to see what /utg/ looks like.

The blaster is getting real tired of your shit, Gaster.

just picture your typical furry and add tears

Awww

same, the only people ive seen are act (partially) dworven, geek, imp and asrielle chan

Only the best for the best siblings!

Loofah, or pumice stone, preferably
Put lotion on, put sock on, done.
Longer is lewder

Undertale's a good game

Cute and chubby and shy

Void~

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im none of these things

>longer is lewder

O-Oh...

What kind of long socks should I get?

What if we all combined to form a 7/10 or better instead?

Indeed.

>tfw classmates used to dare each other to ask me out as a hilarious prank
>tfw voted onto the prom court as a joke
>tfw I outright refused to socialize during college to avoid encountering moments like those ever again

combining would just give us an average, not an additive benefit. read the rulebook

Let's not go down that road. I don't want to come back to this thread in a while with over a hundred deleted posts.

More sibling gifs!

Gaster's face looks cute as fuck also hi!

Now I want to see /utg/'s feet

Void!

hello, have you checked your email lately?

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No, no, no. Not that kind of combining. I mean taking user A's eyes, user B's lips, user C's thighs, and so forth. The only combination you're talking about would of course be mushing all of the souls/minds together. We would be unstoppable.

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Eh. I'd do it. I'd probably get shit for various reasons, but I'd leave it up and deal with the consequences.

We would be terrifying.

but who was mom???

do NOT say riverperson, robes cannot into pregnancy

Long, stripey ones ofc

With those newfound cute, soft things underneath, it could be like wrapping up a present for a special user

Asgore mpreg

>tfw want to interact with people in college but I doesn't know how to approach people without seeming like an annoyance

ah, now we're talkin, i guess i'll be the eyes since mine are green with orange and theyre my only good feature

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*don't know

A-user, you flatter me...I don't know if I could get those because I don't have any money and I live with my family, but it sounds nice, and the way you put it is really sweet and makes me want some.

V O I D!

I want to stab, murder, skin, and cook the goat. Then eat them with A1 sauce.

>Want to do this
>Fat as heck and it would just be gross on me
>Can't shave my legs because everyone will see

who else is a fatty here?

AAAYYY

Me [

spoiler];___;

One step at a time, user, one step at a time

Onwards, to cuteness

Amalgamate-nons when?

Me, I hit the gym when I can

>tfw I love doing that