/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spess Station

Zany Atmospherics Shenanigans

Quit lying he's average as hell.

why is everyone always naked for me?

Is Niggly actually cute or is that a meme

cute!

update byond

thought so. thanks!

He just talks about porn and his insecurities a lot.

He is OK, not the cutest min by far

That's right, I am the cutest

Neckbeardy faggot whose voice sounds like a stereotypical neckbearded dork and is very obviously sexually frustrated

fuck the people who play security on this server
all literal retards
all valid hunting babbies
all shit and unrobust
all autistic
inb4
>salt
>mad
>t. something
>.gif
>i dont like thing. okay. .jpg
The kind of autist who plays sec literally can't wait to get the last word and can't handle the truth

>t. Ghlor

salt
mad
t. something
.gif
i dont like thing. okay. .jpg

I'm sorry, I think there's been a miscommunication. Do you need help finding the ban appeals forum page?

pAI-bro if you're reading this I want to let you know.

You are based.

>want to be a diona
>there are 2 botanists, boo them constantly
>spin a chair for 5 fucking minutes as one botanist autism with genes
>flick the lights off on cooldown
>the only thing they do is plant 3 weed plants
aaaaAAAAAAAa

they were both taitors and focused on speading that spiritbreaker

>get tricky penned and monkeyed by geneticist
>strips me of all my stuff but doesn't kill me
>welderbomb him
>he turns into a skeleton and survives

I hate genetics.

is diethyl on?

deadpoolj seemed to be in assent. I'd kind of like to see the 4th of July fireworks when the server lights up.

>trying to last word
t. autistic shitcurity
:^)

>passing up the opportunity for the closest thing to a MoMMI to aid you in your evil affairs

I went to vore.
became a chef.
turns out there already was one but braindead.
decide to eat her because why not.
customers come and ask if her sweetheart is there.
not only did I cringe, but also ran. Fast, because the auible gurgle was more than enough to valid me.

who touched you?

>trying to get the last word on the last word

>Be Traitor
>Order corgi
>Get perma'd for putting Ambrosia Cruciatus into the fridge, and people eating it
>Security doesn't even talk to me initially, and doesnt search me.
>Have pda.
>Spend a bit in perma
>c4 the solitary cell they put me in
>Scream over the radio about some one attacking me
>Warden and Atmos/Engineer guy show up
>Start fixing c4 blast
>Get electrocuted by door
>For some reason ignore me and the other prisoner, and go towards perma
>Use emag to break out a few doors
>Main sec lobby behind counter
>3 security guards, and emagged doors.
>Slip
>Emag falls into a pile of poorly controlled evidence
>Sec officer takes it, and ignores me
>Use my pda to spawn another one.
>Emag my way out of security in front of 3 officers
>Go get my doggie
>Kill it for corgie meat
>Get on shuttle
>Get muh green taxt.

Most Dionnae are valid hunting little niggers.

Im sorry. I know theirs exceptions but i didn't want to deal with a brute immune valid hunter with ghost knowledge.

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2628&sid=47a87b342389c929a25f5aa9a425b2fa

so bored tonight...

Everybody is celebrating.

you remember that movie "Born on the 4th of July" with Tom Cruise?

It was the best movie he ever made, the start of his career, everything else just went downhill from there. He did a good job impersonating somebody who actually gave a shit about Vietnam.

Every fucking year we are supposed to celebrate when our kids come back home in body bags. And every year they vote to send out more. Its not their kids who are dying.

Tom Cruise is a fucking treasure. Gimme you're ckey, you're banned kiddo

It's like you've never seen Risky Business before

But who the fuck cares, right?

Its unfashionable to care about anything. All that matters is power money and sex sex sex

And let me guess, you don't like Casey Affleck either?

so do singularity beacons just shut off randomly or something? Both of them were fully powered and still shut off for some reason

were the cables powered? Probably not because the fucking sing is loose and ate the only power source.

>Its a singuloose round

That mechanic is horrible.

One was wired to the southeastern solars

>implying

I enjoy singularities just to see what parts of the station they destroy.

were they actual powered? solars do not produce power 24/7.

>MoMMI Spaghetti
>5 units of Flour,
>1 Pipe,
>1 Plasma sheet

>Transforms the person who consumes it into a MoMMI.

Yup, it's finally on the wiki thanks to Kurfurst
If you're interested in adding missing stuff to the wiki, there's a list of missing things over on the forum oh who am I kidding. No-one uses the forum and most pages on the wiki get 0 views per day at average

I am not cute
This is true.
I am a horribly insecure person.
Even if I actually was like, super cute, I would probably never believe it.
I don't have a neckbeard though, I shave every day!

mommi spaghetti looks like normal bowl of spaghetti.

nothing stopping the chef form re name it.

Poo when?

If a person is MoMMI'd by spaghetti, are they still forced to do autism or is it a free pass to fuck around as a crab?

you get keeper laws

They're not allowed to violate their lawset, if that's what you're asking.

If you don't want to be a MoMMI, your best bet is to suicide in Robotics and then ask the roboticist to put your brain into a borg or monkeyman body.

Committing suicide technically does not violate a MoMMI's laws.

>this question
You follow your laws, just like any silicon, ever.

Dead serious question: Would a station like Space Station 13 have a psychotherapist on board, who would be authorized to prescribe psychoactive drugs, perhaps as part of medbay? Or is that probably something so specialized it would have to be called in from Centcomm?

Some large companies, such as Microsoft, actually include therapy in its medical benefits.

If that job was in, it would be purely an RP job like IAA and bartender.

I would not mind

Probably, considering the things that isolation, strenuous work and long work hours, and regularly seeing unnamable horrors and being involved in PTSD-inducing situations do to the human mind.

You don't HAVE to do anything in particular if you don't feel like it but you can't honk or try to communicate with people.

Probably not. The station is just a shitty far flung outpost. You'd have to send for a shrink.

Goonchem when? Trekchem is so fucking boring

I eagerly await the day a traitor chef makes the entire station MOMMIs.

as with any and all things

>when you code it

I don't know how to code, all other servers except Bay have Goofchem, why can't we?

Nobody here cares about other servers, goof

So I'm looking it up and part of the Chaplain's duties is to serve as a Counselor. Problem is, nobody plays him that way and nobody comes up to the Chaplain for counseling, unless they're confessing or looking for spiritual guidance for some RP-based laughs.

I think if there was an actual Psychotherapist/Counselor job it would mostly be a fuckoff job like the Librarian or Chaplain, but I still think as a service it would actually see some use and produce some entertainment value, even if most of it would be "lol I prescribe us all mindbreaker."

The Therapist should have an alternate hippie getup.

mfw I will carry an autism pill in my internals from now on so I will always have a way out.

>vote bus
>leave and don't play
Every day, every time when we're lowpop

Why must we suffer such a fate. WHEN THE FUCK IS BUS GETTING REMOVED GOD DAMN IT.

When we get a new map to replace it.

When you make ministation good.

>Lag out while walking towards the shuttle bay
>End up in space
>Try to throw things but lag so hard that I throw them behind me and speed up
>End up on the asteroid
REMOVE BUS

>this
>average

I know you're upset because he didn't want to fuck you Morena, but you could at leasat be honest.

I'd say that's below average

>square jaw and face
>bright blue eyes
>nothing particularly bad that jumps out at you

Sure.

Is coding for ss13 hard ? Any good tutorials to get me started ?

It still looks awful on him

Compared to coding in general, it's not hard at all.
You're more likely to have problems with Git than with the actual DM code.

If you've never coded anything before, learning can be a bit of a challenge.

Start very small and work your way up. Ask questions in the Veeky Forumsstation IRC when people aren't asleep.

>nothing particularly bad that jumps out at you
>it looks awful on him

????????

Could you link the irc?

He looks like a mutant is what I'm trying to say

It's listed in the OP. @rizon #vgstation

Have you ever used IRC before?

>No real positive or negative facial features, looks like a normal person on the streets
>he looks like a mutant

Where did the SJ touch you?

Fuck this game to be honest. It's the same shit every time no matter how much you try to act like it isn't

not in his pants obviously or he wouldnt be so stuck up

N-no i havnt

There are dedicated programs for IRC chat, but for now you can just go to rizon.net/chat
Type a nickname, put #vgstation in the channel box, and hit connect.

The recent influx of new security and medbay players are giving me cancer. What have we done to deserve this hell?

We didn't enable the bunker in time. Now they're stuck here and there's NOTHING WE CAN DO

how the fuck do you keep getting new players?

shouldn't it just be the same group of 20 or 30 guys by now?

the admins disabled the bunker recently after it was on for a while

Thanks for the bananas and the id.

Man, looking back at all the stupid shit i did I was really kind of a dick.

Why did I light the bar on fire?

People talk about spess to their friends that don't play spess.
Some people that play here also play on other servers and talk about it there.
Some people just wander onto Veeky Forums and see the thread.
Some people learn of the game's existence from wholly external sites like TVTropes.

Old players steadily leave as new players steadily discover it. Then the new players become old players and the cycle continues.

I'm trying to get good at stealth kills. I'm tired of just blowing shit up, I want to do things with precision. anyone can release a plasma flood, it takes zero skill.

>Stealth kills

Doesn't even matter. You could kill someone in the bar with half the crew there and nobody would even give a shit

I want to be like fucking rambo.