/owg/ - Overwatch General

where the fuck are all these weebs getting D.Va print skinsuits?

McCree is fucking cancer

McCree is literally the most fucking OP character why is he even in the fucking game, all he needs to do is flash bang you, roll up to you if needed and fire 6 shots into you and your utterly fucked and there's nothing you can do about it, or maybe he'll spend the whole match doubling as a sniper with his pistols ridiculous range which one shots most heroes

All McCree mains need to find a hero that takes skill to play or go back to other shitty FPS

I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

This guy joins your competitive team

what do you do?

This is now a Soldier 76 thread, i've got you in my sights

>have fun with junkrat and bastion
>try out the offensive characters
>no fun at all

why are junkrat and bastion so based

fucking copypasta runs rampant in Veeky Forums, please institute ROBOT 9000

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Wonder why i'm placing with sub-50 shitters.

>Get demoted 10 times in two nights
>Fall so deep into the trench that I get a triple kill, quadruple kill, and quintuple kill with high noon all in the same round
>STILL can't hold the second point and have to go into round 3

how do you shoot your gun that fast?

Neither require skill of any degree whatsoever, and out of the heroes that require almost-to-no-skill they are the most rewarding

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is it gay to play overwatch with a 6 inch purple dildo shoved all the way up my tight, hardly-used boipussy?

asking for a friend

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>You see your teammates play a overwatch character that triggers you

>Bastion mains like me

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It full-autos just like Mercy pistol.

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rare hana going through

Not by itself, it is if you do this to announce it to get your rocks off on the attention of other men though.

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Post battlenet

youtube.com/watch?v=BHQ1QhuLNZQ

There's more on reddit

So now that it turns out you get faster melee attacks if you have a high ping, who is trying to make friends with aussie fags?

:)

>bastion takes literally no skill

Someone translate pls

>Hanzo shitter contributing nothing all game
>During sudden death (we're on defense of course) he goes tracer
>Call him out but he just throws a tantrum and tells me to suck his dick
>At the end of the game the enemy team also shit on him

Feels good

When you boop them just right
rip in peace mercy and mei

>see this
>hit escape
>leave game
>tfw

>14 sudden deaths
>13 put me on defense
>Lost all 13

BLIZZARD GOT PAID TO MAKE THIS GARBAGE

>Hana is hurt

DELETE THIS

You're past the point of no return. You've entered the event horizon. Either find a group, or dig deep and carry hard

I love playing D.Va but at this point in time I've kind of relegated her to my "fuck it" choice of tank. You know, the go-to for when it's clear your team isn't going to get their shit together, so you may as well have fun riding the plane to the crash site.

So /owg/, what are your "fuck it" characters? Or do you grit your teeth and stick with your serious choices for as long as you can?

>sudden death
>defense
>fuck it, we are going to lose anyway
>pick three roadhogs and three junkrats for 'straya
>actually win

Wew lad

is that where my hope of finishing off all my cute sprays?
the trench?

I wanna get overwatch on PS4 since I bought one. Is there a big overwatch community on PS4, is it decent?

>"bastion takes no skill"
>mains McCree

>guy called genji on team
>shit talking before round starts
>blames everyone else all game
>lose
genjis are worse than reapers

>It's another game where stat recording is broken 5 minutes into it

REEEEE and I just got over 100 so I'm trying to get these easy lootboxes.

>play 7 competitive matches
>every team offense / defense has a zarya on it

besides all the other actual problems of the ranking system, this shit is just annoying to play against. I'm done until she's nerfed and less desirable to play

Tolb is usually my go to choice in def
When people pick hanzo + 4 non tank/support i'll just go fuck it and just pick tolb
If they complain that there is no support or heal ill just say that tolb can heal with his armor :^))

Reapers just have edgy names usually but they contribute to the team

Genjis are just scum

new skins when?

>"bastion takes no skill"
>mains McCree
>post nerf

I don't see a problem here

If I'm not already playing him then the Trashman
I mean heck, it might just fuck with them enough to let us win maybe.

Glad to see reapers are not the worst like everyone thought

Tbh it seems like reapers are just categorized as edgy people and the occasional role-playing faggot

Oh you hahahahah poor guy

The constant Pharah and Zarya really is fucking annoying.

Zenyatta, especially when the dps won't shoot people or can't kill tanks

>Someone has done this before the new batch of cosmetics comes out
Fucking why?

have some self control dickhead

If we need a support i'll just go zenyatta if they complain i'll tell them to shut the fuck up and go support then

>It's a "Hanzo trashtalks the team after we lose" episode

soon, I hope
I'm sitting on 2000 credits with no more cool shit to buy

I have legendary skins for 13/21 characters and I've only bought one. Is luck just on my side?

>been playing ranked with the same couple friends
>keep losing and losing and losing
>queue solo
>can't stop winning
>tfw you realize your friends are shit, but you love playing with them

Unfortunately boxes are rolled the moment you buy/recieve them. Im sorry.

I know dude, I got 10k shekles waiting to buy new ones though.

>he doesn't know

is that guy dead yet?

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>being this dumb and thinking i didn't open them all.

cmon buddy.

R8 no h8

>he doesn't know

I think it's more that the guy who talked about this originally is willing to keep buying lootboxes. Dude has a slight gambling problem at best, he seemed like a pretty decent and chill guy.

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I thank you.

When will they officially announce Sombra?

im curious what a support snipers abilities are

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mei and roadhog are just as bad

if you can't beat em join em

Junkrat just needs it's AOE fixed. It's way bigger than it appears. Mercy's agreed.

Other characters that need nerfs (not necessarily ult nerf): Tracer, Soldier 76, Roadhog.

Click on friendlies from a distance while being a less effective healer than anyone else because they have to balance out the fact that you're relatively far from danger other than genjis/reapers/winstons fucking with you.

How much overwatch do you play a day?

Anyone know of a good wallpaper dump?
NSFW images welcome

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>AUD
Stick your head down the dunny.

they still advertise widows noire skin despite the game being released. does that mean if i buy it again, but not on console i can still get it?

i cant tolerate any of widows other skins, and everyone knows fashion is the most important thing in videogames

Forgive my ignorance, but why is him being a Hanzo relevant?

>eyeball is bigger than fist

>placement match
>he picks fucking ZENYATTA

The fact that he is Hanzo is a pretty big indicator that he contributed to the loss.

2 hours

Buffs
fucking
when

>attack gibraltor
>play reaper
>try being sneaky teleporting behind enemy lines, killing healers and such
>get fucked by a symmetra
>switch to pharah
>jump to gold elims and silver damage after 2 minutes
>lose anyway
Fun game, so I'm not even mad. At least now I know I don't like Reaper

When they advance 76's plotline I guess. His true purpose for being in Dorado is to uncover secrets about LumériCo, one of many organizations possibly being behind Overwatch's downfall. Both 76 and Sombra have a bunch of little easter eggs mentioning them in Dorado. We don't know if she's on Reaper or 76's side though. An unused Reaper voiceline implies she's on his side but LumériCo's interest in 76 and Sombra implies she might be a good aligned traitor.

fuck you rank 30 shitter

never pls, always hated buffs in shooties

So I was fucking around with bot matches, set up a game of six hard mode Zenyattas and six hard mode 76s on Lijang Tower. Set it up comically broken. (300% health, 200% healing, 0 timer on abilities, 200% ult charge, so on.)

Zenyattas won. I don't know how. But the little fuckers won. It was hilarious to watch, too. Bot matches are the best.

I've got a dumb question, though. How come only some characters are available as bots? Will other ones be available at some point?