> News - The final Splatfest, Callie vs Marie, has been announced for all regions. - New Amiibo will be released soon for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming later this month. - The Squid Sisters will be performing at Japan Expo in France on July 8th. twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/737935306075185152
Hey, wanna forget about what's happened between us before? You're welcome to join.
Eli Sanchez
I'd rather give DJ Octavio a sponge bath than post there.
Levi Evans
>callie won the splatfest! >marie had 60% popularity >but callie won the splatfest! >but marie had 60% popularity this is the unending future of /ink/
Jayden Ramirez
Okay, the offer's always open.
Hunter Kelly
There will be shitposting no matter what the results are. I'm really not looking forward to it.
Liam Morgan
Think it'll be much worse if they rig Splatfest to end in a draw?
Robert Cox
I think it'd be even worse if they'd agreed to vote for each other.
Carson Ross
>Always vote and fight for Callie's cause >Callie is best though so Marie is right
Austin Scott
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Kayden Hughes
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Carson Morris
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Leo Nguyen
>ink dying c'mom bros
Jack Perry
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Christian Richardson
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Ryder Carter
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Michael Kelly
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Adam Young
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Brody Diaz
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Mason Collins
I'm sure these latest images won't kill the thread faster.
Samuel Gray
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Sebastian Martinez
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Carter Price
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Xavier Wright
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Benjamin King
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Kevin Wilson
What a cutie... who could say no to that face?
Nathaniel Reed
this final splatfest is making this general infinitely worse than it's already gotten it's going out with a whimper it's wonderful
that being said, is it even possible to find out who the kids/bad players are going to pick?
Wyatt Stewart
Take a sample of a couple hundred memeverse posts
Brayden Gonzalez
I'll pick at random, never mind the best players don't post to memeverse, because they are mature gamers just like myself
Cooper Sanchez
Holy fuckign shit why is this game always on maintenance
Jonathan Peterson
How would you get Marie to make this face?
Ian Adams
Go down on her.
Jayden Hill
marie
Gavin Thomas
Is
Kevin Parker
better than callie no matter how hard it triggers callie's fans
Tyler Lopez
I want to marie Marie's maries
Juan Myers
I want to be be Marie's baby. I want to suckle milk from Marie's teats, while she sings me a lullaby and sheds the tears of love only a mother can feel for her offspring.
Ethan Cruz
Show her the pleasures of being inked inside.
Andrew Nguyen
Patch and amiibo hack when? I want some of Marie's maries in my plaza.
David Sullivan
The patch isn't coming for another week or so
Jason Brown
You seriously can't spare thirteen dollars? You seriously don't want a Marie to touch and hold too?
Hunter Nguyen
The patch is coming tonight.
Jason Sanchez
>letting /ink/ die HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Elijah Thompson
help don't let us merge with those faggots
Ryan Jackson
?
Cooper Moore
Can't buy Marie alone here, I have to get both
Joshua Nelson
Then do that?
Justin Campbell
We're gonna die out
Austin Torres
Never!
Isaac Phillips
I don't like either of these girls anymore...
Aaron Smith
Voting got everyone so riled up they were too tired to keep the thread bumped
Matthew Sanchez
untrue, /ink/ is just shit
Joseph Butler
What?
Jackson Hughes
I think what killed us was there weren't enough night time posters to keep bumping the thread. We need a single who can keep posting every single hour without fail so the thread remains bumped.
Brody Rogers
fuck off
Ethan Clark
I'm sure you'd love for us to be in /nintyg/ babt, but that's not going to happen
Christopher Hernandez
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Jaxon Howard
are you memeing, or honestly retarded?
Josiah Jones
>get banned >can't bump anymore >thread dies that night
Aiden Cooper
you should follow the rules more
Evan Barnes
Now we know who to blame
Noah Bennett
thanks a lot porn poster
Parker Martinez
Either follow the rules or don't complain when you can't bump threads you retard You can make up for this incredibly stupid post by posting more porn
Mason Moore
How do I vote for Octolings instead of Crappy and Marie?
Elijah Kelly
retards
Angel Wood
>WAHHH WHY CAN'T I BUMP THREADS WHEN I'M BANNED FOR DELIBERATELY BREAKING THE RULES >You're retarded >N-NO YOU'RE RETARDED! Wow
Benjamin Jenkins
I didn't even post porn... stop
Easton Evans
fuck off mariefaggot
Colton Clark
Well you clearly broke the rules in some way, dumbass
Ryan Clark
Cry more bitch nigga Your tears won't make Callie any less garbage
Grayson Roberts
fuck off mariefaggot
Nathaniel Campbell
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Christian Wilson
Nah I think I'll stick around thanks
Hunter Hill
Normally I'd refute a statement like that, but you're not entirely wrong. Callie was a bit of a dick last. >I'm voting for you, you vote for me too >No >REEEEE YOU'RE OLD
Angel Harris
They are on their way!
Jose Rogers
only a retard would choose marie
Jaxon Long
I thought all the hotglue pics would make this thread unbearable, but its already unbearable so who cares
Zachary King
I got the email this morning, all 5 should turn up soon
Thomas Jones
No! These Amiibos are for gentle pats and kisses goodnight!
Hudson Smith
marie is a bitch loved by retards callie is a retard loved by bitches
Cooper Scott
>i'll be the bigger squid and vote team marie
Gavin Williams
I'm going to burn mine with a hotglue gun, you can't stop me
Noah Lewis
yup
Caleb Cooper
We saw this coming from the beginning NoA is predictable
Liam Phillips
Marie likes a big squid
Ian Ward
NoA was cancer, NoE was precious, I wonder what they did in Japan. Probably just overreact and go "EEEEEEGH?" at each other.
Evan Gomez
>NoE dialogue >being good >ever Stay in denial yurocuck
Samuel Hughes
What was the euro dialogue? and the gook dialogue?
Kevin Thompson
NoE has old nintendo writing NoA is memes and drama NJP are japanese
Levi Lewis
It's funny because I'm not european. And really, it was much better than the dramaalert from America.
Bentley Mitchell
Euro was just them being very surprised that this fest finally came to be, Callie said she was happy-go-lucky and carefree, Marie said she was cool and collected, nobody fought, neither proposed voting for the other, and just got on with it.
Eli Hall
BOOOOOOORIIIIIIIING You yurocucks really have no taste
Logan Miller
did they still get the topic from fax machine?
Tyler Edwards
That's how it's supposed to happen, a fax machine that gives messages from the past, but apparently they just forgot that lore.
Aaron White
That part is hard-coded into the game for every Splatfest, of course they did
Jaxon Lee
Compared to NoA's monthly monthly meme and shit-flinging routine? Yes it's a huge improvement. But then again you Americans are addicted to overscripted reality TV anyway, so you wouldn't understand.
Jace Gutierrez
NoA has never used memes in Splatfest dialogue. Snowman had Callie spout millenial nonsense and Marie immediately mocked her for it, and Pokemon and SpongeBob had references to the games and show respectively. That's it. No actual memes. You yurocucks will even make up lies to try and excuse your bland terrible dialogue.
