Not sure why people care about rank when u can just grind it nonstop for ur gun. Plus if the spray and logo r the prize for higher ranked players, why bother.
Christopher Nguyen
I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Robert Hill
i want to hold pharahs hand
Jace Lee
lewd
Kevin Butler
10th for Symmetra is most underrated hero
Asher Clark
What the best intro for a Mercy?
Gavin Anderson
Heroes Never Die, since that's the only thing you'll be doing in your PotG anyway
Samuel Davis
Alright Veeky Forums what achievements are you having the hardest time getting?
For me it's: > "The Floor is Lava"
on a console but still can't seem to get those killing blows, even with environmental
> "Waste Not Want Not"
I have no idea how i'm going to do this one. It basically requires you not to reload before jumping into a firefight if you've landed a kill with one or two shots previously. Seems like it incentivizes poor gameplay (although i get that they probably had in mind a reaper destroying a group of squishies from the back, but that rarely happens at higher levels now)
Henry Cooper
How do I git gud with reaper?
Noah Watson
>i want to hold pharahs hand too bad she doesnt have it
Tyler Ross
don't shoot until you're close to them
sneak up on them despite your clomping footsteps
Matthew Lee
when mccree says its high noon how do I tell if it's my teammate or the enemy mccree?
Michael Thompson
How the fuck is even possible to play Reaper badly?
Just shadow walk in, point and click, shadow walk out, repeat
Evan Morales
go in face ----> kill
if no kill ----> shadow away
Brandon Garcia
Red flag skins
Shitters >White torb >Carbon fiber genji >Any skin for D.va taht isn't bva or white rabbit >Any skin for Bastion that isn't overgrown >Golden 76 >Paragon rein >Devil mercy
Will shit on you >Bone >Pigpen >Young Genji >Nomad >Stonehardt >Blackwatch Reyes >Frogston >Hayseed
David Hughes
Friendly ult commands are always at a lower volume than Enemy ult commands
Just listen and learn to tell the difference
Gabriel Nelson
I want to be carried by Pharah
Camden Wilson
I see
but is Mccree the only hero who doesn't have separate voice lines for his ult?
not really fair tbqh
Dylan Lopez
What are some god tier Phara players I can learn a thing or two from by watching their vids?
I watched Ster and he is good but nothing mindblowing. Obviously Seagull is a god but what annoys me in his clips is that he seems to constantly have a Mercy around healing and boosting him so it's not an accurate representation of how a regular Pharah player would perform
Elijah Reyes
Why is Pharah always serious? Even in the comics she didn't give a shit about her comrades dying.
Juan Diaz
"Step right up!"
Andrew Morgan
W + M1
Robert Jackson
Because mommy never loved her
Luis Brown
Strict upbringing I would say
Jordan Lopez
Red flag skins
Shitters >skins you don't like
Will shit on you >skins you have bought
Joshua Young
Me
Oh wait I had to stop playing her and play Lucio since no one in my team wants to play support.
Sebastian Gutierrez
they were disgusting and filthy men
Noah Gutierrez
>closed beta >HOLY SHIT TORB TURRET NEEDS NERF >Torb now unplayable in higher skill levels >Widow nerfs >pick rate drastically dropped >Mccree nerf >can't even 1v1 a reaper anymore
Carson Murphy
From 0 - 3 to 7 -3
Thank you Mother Russia
Liam Flores
Enemy always says High Noon. Friendly McCree says "Step right up."
Nolan Davis
>all i want to do is boost the pharah on my team >the fucking idiot is always sitting in cover or behind walls away from me when all he needs to do is stand a little more in the open so i can shift to him
Matthew Lee
HEY
WANNA KNOW HOW YOU FIX D.VA?
YOU REEEEEALLY WANNA KNOW HOW YOU FIX D.VA?
OKAY:
Simply fucking remove the movement speed debuff when she's firing. Do that and she's a fucking viable Hero
Ethan Wright
>implying I don't run Bloodhardt ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME?
Jason Walker
Friendly Ults have different call outs than enemy ults
Michael Bennett
she's already viable. that would make her OP
Ryan Rodriguez
Balance patchlog, "I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit game" edition.
General: >Overtime refill isn't instant. Overtime only refills if the objective is uncontested, otherwise it is just frozen in place >Healing is reduced by 25% if you've been hit the last 3 seconds (does not apply to health packs) >Getting your ult interrupted at the startup frames does not refund charge. >Stopwatch fucking implemented in Ranked.
Genji >Slower dragonblade charge >Shurikens deal 30 damage per projectile
McCree >Peacemaker deals 70-40 damage depending on range >fth fires in 0,7s. Damage is 50 damage per shot. >Flashbang deals 35 damage >Deadeye no longer refunds if canned.
Pharah >Animation on rocket barrage reworked. Now has a 0.5 startup animation (can still aim while immobilized)
Reaper >Animation on death blossom reworked. Now has a 0.5 startup animation (can still move during the animation).
Tracer >Spawns without dash charges.
Hanzo >Arrow projectile is smaller. Arrow speed is faster.
Reinhardt >Animation on earth shatter reworked. Now has a 0.5 startup animation (can still aim while immobilized)
Roadhog >Hook cd increased by 2 seconds
Winston >Multiple tesla guns cannot stack >Ultimate is a +500 hp increase, not a full heal.
Zarya >Animation on graviton surge reworked. Now has a 0.5 startup animation (can still aim while immobilized)
Mercy >Animation on resurrect reworked. Now has a 0.5 startup animation. >Resurrect requires LoS
Zenyatta >Discord orb goes through barriers
I fucking hate ultimates.
Julian Jones
Firing while dashing would be nice too.
Jack Thompson
MCREEEE IS USELESS NOW FUCK
Colton Adams
She is? Half her quotes are quips
Caleb Barnes
>route 66 >random shitter goes tracer on defense >insists it's a good pick >we lose >tracerfag blames everyone
Why the fuck do people do this to me
Isaiah Young
Let's not. Not all She now has incredible capability in hunting down mercy and now much more capable of 1v1ing other tanks. Let's not forget SHE DOESN'T NEED TO FUCKING RELOAD So you can hold m1 all fucking game with NO PENALTY You can poke for the entire match with absolutely no drawback. Given your 400 points of armor and your actually very good dps at close range, this is absolutely stupid. You're stupid. Get good.
Easton Robinson
>>Resurrect requires LoS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Cooper Cook
JUST LAND HEADSHOT M8
Jason Campbell
People are just plain bad.
Gavin Sanders
So is right click literally useless now?
Wyatt Thompson
cuz i mite b pro one day like twitch
Sebastian Stewart
Useful if someone is really low on health I guess like a Tracer.
Eli Harris
Bastion with Red eyelight will always shit on your team
Christian Lopez
Most champions are balanced, we just need more healers and buffs for hanzo, mei, d.va, zenyatta, maybe bastion
Joseph Collins
She is >attractive >physically fit >mentally stable >self motivated and confident There is a limit to how many positive traits you can stuff into a human being user.
Ryan Scott
I've seen it once. It was on KotH He might as well have gone 76.
Ian Morgan
Her "poke" is dogshit, you're just a battery for enemy ults like tha She needs some small buffs but nothing major like he was suggesting
Adrian Ward
The balance is boring ult stacking trash though.
I was just watching ESL where a Reaper skillfully Q'd 3-4 of the enemy team by standing next to a doorframe they'd have to go through.
Literally clown fiesta. So many ults need to be nerfed into the ground.
Christian Thompson
You forgot amputee
Carson Wilson
>JUSTICE R-ARRRGGGHHH
Why is Pharah's ult so shit
Hudson Hernandez
If she didn't have that she wouldn't be able to flex her knees I don't see your point
Xavier Rodriguez
>2016 >taking character design choices too seriously
Ryder Bennett
Sure but ult stacking not being a thing has nothing to do with hero balance
I don't think blizzard will change how powerful ults in general are, so much as have to design around players using it when tuning their game modes
Charles Lopez
Where's her human knee supposed to go if there's a mechanical joint in the way?
Noah Hill
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Colton Wood
xD
Jaxson Clark
Source?
Jacob Phillips
>Reminder that they never fixed turrets on the consoles
Kevin Gutierrez
Ever get that sense of dejAAAAAAAAAH
Lincoln Hall
Ask a Zarya to shield you next time.
Gabriel Baker
...
Jaxson Campbell
If ults get weaker, it gets easier to shut them down with ordinary abilities. This makes ults weaker in favor of clutch plays.
Isaac Cook
> people STILL dont use Dva to counter Torb on consoles
i crie everytime
Juan Harris
because, despite the name, justice should rain from the flanks or behind (firing it from above is just a suicide mission most of the times)
Daniel Sanchez
Can someone explain how Zarya is in any way fair and balanced
Lucas Sullivan
You need a time out.
Jordan Scott
Stop going off on your own, faggot
Jason White
Eww
Jayden Perry
>100 hours in >never realized there was a hole in the roof of the point on Ilios:Lighthouse until a pharah ults my team from it
Colton Hill
>You can poke for the entire match with absolutely no drawback. >Given your 400 points of armor and your actually very good dps at close range, this is absolutely stupid.
Poking does shit all. 400 points of armor does shit all with a huge critbox. She should have the capability of hunting down people. That's how she should be played. Boosting, flanking. She can't because the slowdown during shooting doesn't let her compensate for a moving target.
How are you not getting things, and even thinking Dva is fine as is? The hero i've most played in Overwatch is Dva and I know she has problems.
Evan Ortiz
>Consoles
Tyler Ross
>3 losses, 1 win today. >After I quit for a week after losing every game in a day.
I fucking hate this game.
Levi Sullivan
You're a shitter who doesn't want to adopt, learn new strategies, work with the team, or accept the fact that you can't one-shot a tank. Mostly its because you're a shitter.
Jose Miller
Sure I'll just tell my entire team through this games unavoidable choke points where she'll blackhole and wipe us with the rest of her team.
Great meme, friend!
Josiah Green
similar story here still haven't used it though, I'd rather use the window in the back so I know what I'm getting myself into
Isaac Foster
Because you can still bully her
William Perez
G I T G U D I T G U D
Asher Lewis
>Don't attack her shields >Focus her down the second her personal shield drops
Landon Martin
t. Zarya main who doesn't want people to realize how broken his hero is.
Julian Morris
You can already shut down a lot of ults Hook that ulting pharah or reaper, block that roadhog ult with an ice wall or D.va matrix, just fucking ignore the winston
Most of the "kill everyone" ults can be dealt with by killing or interrupting the person who's using it and most ults that can't be interrupted (lucio, winston, mei, zarya, etc.) are area denial ults that can't kill anyone on their own and can be dealt with by backing off
Blake Sullivan
>get a quad kill as mccree to win the round >play of the match is genji hitting like one person with his sword during my quad kill feed
>leaving take 50% of your entire teams negative rank points
Boom, leaving screws you hard but doesn't screw your team as bad.
Aiden Lopez
>5k as zenyatta >potg is junkrat getting assists from my kills
>4k as pharah >potg goes to a dead symmettra whos turret killed my while ulting
Christopher Ross
>implying I ever played Zarya >implying I even own overwatch >implying I don't just come here to shitpost
Jackson Gutierrez
>See Zarya >Starts shooting you >Shoot back, she pops her shield. >Wait an eternity for the shield to drop before attacking again >By the time it drops her team will come finish you off, and if you break her shield she'll just melt you
Ayyy lmao
Julian Green
Who's the hero that just clicks for you? Reaper here. >massive burst damage >team killing ult >two TWO mobility abilities >animation canceling